"Gardening:
An underground organization wherein gloved field operatives use bugs, dig up dirt, enact a cover-up, and expose plants."

A GARDEN FOR 2009

Here's what you need for your spring garden

1. Squash gossip
2. Squash criticism
3. Squash indifference

Plant Seven Rows of Peas:

1. Prayer
2. Promptness
3. Perseverance
4. Politeness
5. Preparedness
6. Purity
7. Patience

Plant Seven Heads of Lettuce:

1. Let us be unselfish and loyal
2. Let us be faithful to duty
3. Let us search the scripture
4. Let us not be weary in well doing
5. Let us be obedient in all things
6. Let us be truthful
7. Let us love one another

No Garden is Complete Without Turnips:

1. Turn up with a smile, even when things are difficult
2. Turn up with determination to do your best in God's service.

Links

Heirloom Seeds
Square Foot Gardening