Your pimpshack horoscopes are as follows:
- Aquarius
- No more updating for you until you get all your college applications done.
- Pisces
- Man, what is it with you and love? I mean seriously, just stop worrying about it. Just worry
about applying to college now.
- Aries
- You will only get ½ the classes you wanted for 2nd term senior year.
- Taurus
- Did you dial 1800-HI-WALLY yet? It's free!
- Gemini
- Re-apply to Harvard
- Cancer
- Stuff is cool. Go do some stuff. Stop reading this. Stop now or you will be taken for the ride.
- Leo
- I updated. OK? Are you happy now? Better
yet, will you be happy 2 months from now when you are eagerly awaiting my next update?
- Virgo
- My god, you're such a cock-tease.
- Libra
- Yeah, way to fuck us over with the whole "Justice for all thing" Stupid justice sign.
Now for the next 4 years 50% of us will be needlessly killed off for making out in a kiddie park.
- Scorpio
- You will make a website in the near future. It will recieve a poor grade on my reviews.
- Sagittarius
- Sagittarius is a funny name to say. I bet you have a funny name too.
- Capricorn
- ...What are you supposed to be anyway?
Yep, as always, these predictions are 99.99999999999999999% accurate and will most definately
come true. Now don't you feel better knowing you have no control over your own fate?
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