The P.I.M.P. awards

And the awards go to...


Lying son of a bitch 12/13/00

Today's lying son of a bitch award goes to Me. Once again I lie about saying Roger will get the kickass person of the day award.
Lars 12/13/00

Today the Lars award goes to Everyone who IMed me while I was updating telling me me to update. See people? While you're yelling at me about not updating my site, I might very well be in the process of doing so. And you know what? It's ANNOYING. If you're THAT bored then why dont you make your own website?
Kickass person of the day 12/13/00

Today's kickass person of the day award goes to Max for pulling down his pants onstage and making everyone in the theater (That includes me) crack up. Max is a funny bastard, no doubt about it. An honorable mention for the KPOD goes to Roger, since he did kinda miss out on the award. Sorry bout that.
Ho of the day 12/13/00

The ho of the day award goes to Sarah Greene a while ago she IMed me and we had an interesting conversation and lets just say I got some ideas out of it. By the way, they were NOT AT ALL sexual. so dont even think about it. Lets just say that another interesting project is in the works and should be revealed sometime around March...
Dancing Pig 12/13/00

The pig award goes to Sexual Harrasment Panda, which is a kid's mascot for sexual harrassment and works to educate kids about the evils of sexual harrassment at an early age so that they will know better in the future not to tell women how nice they look.
Lucky son of a bitch 12/13/00

Today's lucky son of a bitch award goes to... Bush...That lucky fucking asshole son of a bitch.
Ghetto of the day 12/13/00 brought to you by Wilson.

Today the Ghetto of the day goes to Benny's site I dont think this guys in the Angelfire thing anymore
Dumbass of the Day award 10/28/00

Today the dumbass of the day award goes to... History Teacher man. Today the man finally assigned us a different HW. for the last week he'd been assigning us #48 and I actually did it the day it was due so I didnt have to do hw for a week. Today we discussed the HW in class (After it was already passed up of course) Lemme give you an example of our conversation

Teacher: Ok, Matt, go ahead

Me: The Kansas-Nebraska acts were made to divide up the remaining areas of the Louisiana territory into Kansas and Nebraska and would grant the idea of popular sover-

Teacher: Put the book away

Me: It's not a book, it's my Hw! These are my words and my ideas

Teacher: Pass your HW up then

Me: I did...a week ago you already read it and graded me see?

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