Cool Gold lettering provided by Jesse Powell
Sound code taken directly from the High, so that I won't soon forget it.
This was presented by Aaron Reiser of the Supreme council of the Brotherhood of Aarons. He is thanksed greatly.
You Heard It Here First
Unless you went to ESPN.com first in which case you suck!
INNING SUMMERY, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME
JETER CALLED OUT ON STRIKES! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!!!
O'NEIL DOUBLES, IS THROWN OUT GOING FOR TRIPLE! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED WITH SCHILLING, THEN KNIGHTS COUNSELL!
WILLIAMS POPS OUT TO CENTER! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!!! INNING OVER!
WOMACK POPS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED! MASSES MOST DISPLEASED AT RUNNING/DYING JOKE! JAY CARES NOT!
SIR COUNSELL GET INFIELD HIT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST IMPRESSED BY SPEED OF SIR COUNSELL! CONSIDERES ADDING "THE GREAT" TO HIS NAME!
OFFICIAL SCORER SCREWS SIR COUNSELL! DECLARED "INFIELD HIT" ERROR! EMPEROR BONDS HAS NO COMMENT!
KING GONZO GROUNDS INTO FIELDERS CHOICE. COUNSELL ADVANCES TO SECOND! EMPEROR BONDS INDIFFERENT TO PLAY ON THE FIELD!
MATT WILLIAMS STRIKES OUT TO END INNING! EMPEROR BONDS PISSED!
TINO STRIKES OUT QUICKLY! EMPEROR BONDS DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!
POSADA FLIES OUT TO KING GONZO! SEE ABOVE COMENTS ABOUT EMEROR BONDS!
SPENCER HITS BALL HIGH AND FAR TO...FINLEY! INNING OVER!
FINLEY HITS HARD GROUND BALL TO JETER! EMPEROR BONDS PONDERS WHETHER OR NOT TO APPLAUDE THE PLAYERS!
BAUTISTA WALKS ON 3-2 PITCH! EMPEROR BONDS RAVES ABOUT THE GOOD EYE OF BAUTISTA!
MARK GRACE SINGLES TO LEFT! BAUTISTA WHO HAS A GOOD EYE ADVANCES TO SECOND! EMPEROR BONDS PLEASED!
MILLER K'S! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED THAT INNING IS LEFT TO SCHILLING THE HALF A HITTER!
SCHILLING WATCHED STRIKE THREE FLY BY! EMPEROR BONDS SIMPLY SHAKES HIS HEAD!
SORIANO hits fly ball to right. JAY FORGETS TO PUT ON CAP LOCK! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
BROSIUS POPS OUT, BRINGING HIM TO THE PLATE...FUN TIME! EMPEROR BONDS EAGERLY AWAITS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CLEMENS STRIKES OUT ON THE 3 WORST SWINGS THIS REPORTER HAS EVER SEEN! ENPEROR BONDS LAUGHS A MERRY LAUGH!
WOMACK STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS HITS!
SIR COUNSELL THE GREAT SINGLES! EMPEROR BONDS GLAD SOMEONE HEARD HIS DEMAND!
KING GONZO STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED, WISHED CLEMENS WOULD THROW MORE PITCHES!
FOX INTERUPTS GAME WITH NEWS ABOUT EMMIES! EMPEROR BONDS RELEASED THE HOUNDS ON FOX!
MATT WILLIAMS REACHES FIRST ON SLOW ROLLER TO THIRD! EMPEROR BONDS HEARD SHOUTING "OUTSTANDING!" NAMES WILLIAMS SIR WILLIAMS THE QUICK AND SPEEDY!
FINLEY STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOVES TO RELEASE THE HOUNDS, REMEMBERS THEY'RE OFF TO THE EMMIES ALREADY! GETS ON THE PHONE AND ORDERS MORE DOGS!
JETER FLIES OUT TO BAUTISTA! EMPEROR BONDS SOMEWHAT CONCERNED WITH NUMBER OF FLY BALLS, BUT REMAINS PLEASED!
O'NEIL STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS APPLAUDS SCHILLING'S EFFORT!
MIKE CHANGES CHANNEL BACK FROM JET GAME IN TIME TO SEE WILLIAMS SEE STRIKE THREE GO BY! WILLIAMS SOMEWHAT ANNOYED! EMPEROR BONDS PLEASED!
BAUTISTA POPS OUT TO CENTER! EMPEROR BONDS YAWNS!
GRACE HITS ROCKET PAST JETER! NO, UNFORTUNETLY, NOT THE ROCKET, JUST A ROCKET! EMPEROR BONDS WISHED WAS THE LETTER, BUT REMAINS PLEASED!
MILLER K'S! EMPEROR BONDS MAD!
SCHILLING ALSO STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS GRABS BAT AND LEAPS AT MILLER, MUST BE HELD BACK BY SIR BIGMAC!
TINO FIGHTS VALIENTLY, BUT POPS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS SMILES!
OSADA STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS GLAD!
SPENSER SWINGS ON 3-0! POPS OUT! ALL LAUGH AND ARE PLEADES!
WOMACK GROUNDS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DISAPPOINTED!
SIR COUNSELL GOUNDS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DECIDES AGAINST TITLE OF THE GREAT FOR NOW!
KING GONZO GET ON ON AN ERROR! GRAMMER IN LAST SENTENCE BAD! EMPEROR BONDS WISHES TO FIX SECOND ERROR, BUT NOT FIRST!
WILLIAMS GROUND INTO FIELDER'S CHOICE! MY VOICE IS GETTING SORE FROM TALKING LIKE THIS! EMPEROR BONDS SUGGESTS I DRINK MORE WATER, BUT IS OTHERWISE ANNOYED!
SORIANO STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS PLEASED!
BROSIUS STRIKES OUT! IS PROMPTLY TAGGED! BONDS ANTICIPATES NEXT BATTER!
MULTIPLE TIME ASSHOLE OF THE DAY WINNER FLIES OUT TO RIGHT FIELD! MASSES REJOICE
FINLEY GET LEAD OFF SINGLE! EMPEROR BONDS REGAINS INTEREST IN THE GAME!
BAUTSTA DOUBLES, THROWN OUT AT THIRD, BUT DRIVES IN A RUN. EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
GRACE GROUNDS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DISPLEASED!
MILLER STRIKES OUT ON PITCH ONLY REY ORDONEZ WOULD HAVE SWUNG AT! EMPEROR BONDS DISPLEASED, BUT GLAD A RUN SCORED!
JETER GETS LEAD OFF SINGLE OF HIS OWN! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
O'NEIL SINGLES, JETER TO SECOND! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
WILLIAMS GROUNDS INTO FIELDER'S CHOICE, BUT DOUBLE PLAY IS UN-ATAINABLE! EMPEROR BONDS SOMEWHAT SATISFIED FOR NOW!
TINO GETS RBI SINGLE! EMPEROR BONDS RELEASED NEWLY PURCHASED HOUNDS!
POSADA POPS OUT TO KING GONZO! EMPEROR BONDS WONDERS WHAT IS TAKING THE HOUNDS SO FUCKING LONG!
JAY HAS HAD TOO MUCH CAFFINE! EMPEROR BONDS SCARED! RECALLS HOUNDS FOR SELF-DEFENSE!
SPENSER HITS FLY BALL! FINLEY RUNS LONG WAY TO CATCH FLY BALL! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED! KNIGHTS FINLEY SIR FINLEY!
SCHILLING TAKES ANOTHER AT BAT! LOOKS AT STRIKE 3! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED WITH STRIKE 2, AS SCHILLING CLEARLY HELD UP!
WOMACK GETS AB, SINGLES TO RIGHT! EMPEROR BONDS LOOKING FORWARD TO REST OF INNING!
TORRE DECIDES CLEMENS HAS HAD ENOUGH! BESIDES, HE'S DUE UP SECOND NEXT INNING! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
HE IS REPLACED BY STANTON
WOMACK THROWN OUT ATTEMPTNG TO STEAL! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
SIR COUNSELL POPS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
SORIANO HOMERS. EMPEROR BONDS DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO COMMENT.
BROSIOUS STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS STILL HAS DISAPOINTED LOOK.
JUSTICE BATS FOR STANTON! SINGLES UP MIDDLE! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS JOHNSON!
SCHILLING REPLACED BY BAUTISTA!
JETER GOUNDS INTO FIELDERS CHOICE!
THE BIG UNIT COMES INTO THE GAME!
KNOBLAUCH REPLACES O'NEIL. POPS OUT TO RIGHT FIELD! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS THAT HIS KING DO GOOD SOON!
KNOBLAUCH TO LEFT, SPENCER TO RIGHT.
KING GONZO BATS. STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED.
WILLIAMS SWINGS AT HIGH HEAT STRIKING OUT. EMPEROR BONDS CONSIDERS CRYING, REMEMBERS HE'S A MAN.
SIR FINLEY SINGLES!
BAUTISTA STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS A TURN AT BAT
WILLIAMS TAKES TURN AT BAT. FLIES OUT TO CENTER.
TINO BATS AND GROUNDS OUT TO SHORT.
POSADA BATS. HE STRIKES OUT. EMPEROR BONDS GOES DOWN TO PERSONALLY RALLY THE TROOPS.
GRACE SINGLES!
DUDE LAYS DOWN BUNT, THROW TO 2ND WILD! JETER TAKEN OUT, HORRIBLY INJURED! JETER TAKES ONE FOR TEAM! EMPEROR BONDS MOST IMPRESSED WITH JETER'S ACTIONS!
JAY BELL LAYS DOWN HORRIBLE BUNT, FC AT THIRD
WOMACK GETS BIG RBI DOUBLE! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
COUNSELL HIT BY PITCH....THE BASES ARE LOADED....FOR KING GONZO
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EMPEROR BONDS GRANTS KING GONZO TITLE OF HIGH KING GONZO THE GREAT AND AMAZING!
RANDY JOHNSON AND KURT SCHILLING NAMED CO-MVP'S!
QUOTE OF THE DAY
October 22, 2001: "Yup, power naps are important." - Jackson, on college sleeping habits
October 25, 2001: "You guys are making a lot of noise. I'm trying to masturbate, and I keep thinking of you when I'm trying to think about your mom! (turns to Greller)Are you new here? I'm your RA, Alex." - Greller's new RA Alex, on Greller & roomie playing Madden 2002 late at night. Nice way to meet your RA
DAYS UNTIL X-MAS
And Remember, You Can't Spell "Thwack" Without "Wack"!
News From Granger:
ULTIMATE Proof Windows Is Ghetto
There's a Windows Millennium edition update going around now. It's dated 10/29/01, and claims to fix some pug and Play shit. Everyone I know who's downloaded it had to reinstall everything on their PC (including myself), so DONT DOWNLOAD IT!!!
The Shit Has Hit The Fan
News from Gibson A1...
Apparently, everything was going along fine and dandy going into the night of Saturday the 3rd of November. Andy liked Carly, Jake liked Rachel, shit was going to happen at this party tonight, and everything was going to be cool.
For the record, I don't know why I'm typing this, cause all of 5 of you will read this and none of you know who these people are (unless Andrew remembered the address of my page and he's reading this...oh well), but it's early and I'm bored and it seems like a good idea.
Well, back to the story...everything was going to be cool, until Dan's 3 friends came over for the weekend. Apparently, one of these friends named Mike (Not Sterno) hooked up with Carly without even knowing her name, and now Carly has passed out after stumbling in with I think Ryan, barley able to walk and vomiting a lot. Kritina was barley able to walk in (Dan's gf) and wants to go home, somehow they got her into Dan's bed (its one of those loft bed thingies). Andy's mad cause of Mike, and Jake's mad at Andy for being mad, and everyone's kinda down...maybe I'm typing this cause they all got me down, I donno....I'll look at this later and think "why the hell did I type this?", but now I think its cause I know I need to type it somewhere or something...now I'm starting to scare myself...go read about Emperor Bonds feasting on the Yankees, I'll talk to y'all later. Flynn out.
It's Sunday afternoon and everyone's alive and half the floor doesn't even remember last night. It's like me and Mike are th only 2 who know what happened...cool.
Well, I just got my finals schedule (remember, we're on 10 week quarters up here, and its week 8 of the quarter now (week 9 of my stay in Rochesta)). It goes a little something like this:
Thursday the 15th from SEVEN FUCKING AM to 9 Craculus
Thursday the 15th from 9:15 to 11:15: Ethics, the biggest piece of Bull Shit ever
THURSDAY THE 15TH from 11:30 to 1:30: Computer Science
They call this a finals schedule. I like to call this the morning from hell. If they didn't lie to us in that first year class, I should be able to get one of those moved to Saturday...stupid institute...with its technology...*&(%!!
THE CLEANERS!
Cleaner Quest is now being worked on...more so than ever. You the people must now decide, should Cleaner Quest open... (for those who don't know, Cleaner Quest will be the next in my long line of bootleg RPGs...follow the QUOF link at the bottom for more...)
Have another idea for the game? Think Granger should say "OO, FIGHT!" when ever a battle starts? E-Mail "cleanerquest@hotmail.com" with ideas.
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
ALL MUST FEAR US!
CLEANER QUEST COMING SOON IN .EXE FORM!...or later
SPORTS REPORT
By Mike Stern...mostly
World Series Summery
Game 1 Summery:
KING GONZO GETS GAME WINNING HIT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
Game 2 Summery:
MATT WILLIAMS OFFERS SACRAFICE TO KING GONZO! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED! RANDY JOHNSON SAYS BATCH!
Game 3 Summery:
BRIAN ANDERSON SAYS BATCH! UNFORTUNATLY ROGER CLEMMONS SAYS GRANGER-SIZED BATCH! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED! DUBYA TO BE SHOT WITH SNIPER RIFLE!*
*disclaimer: The views of this page's sport's reporter do not necessarily reflect, nor are they necessarily condoned by, the views of the page's administrator(s).
Game 4:
KING GONZO & HIS MINIONS ATTEMPT TO SAY BATCH! KIM SECRETLY TAKES BRIBE FROM EVIL YANKEES! EMPEROR BONDS DECLARES WAR ON EL DUQUE AND KIM!
Game 5:
TRATOR KIM CONTINUES TO TAKE BRIBES FROM EVIL YANKEES! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS KIM'S HEAD! PUSHED RED BUTTON!
Game 6:
KING GONZO AND MINIONS FEAST UPON PETTITE AND WITASICK! EMPEROR BONDS INVITED TO FEAST! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
Game 7:
KING GONZO SHOWS WHY HE IS THE KING! EMPEROR BONDS ELEVATES KING GONZO TO THE TITLE OF HIGH KING GONZO THE GREAT AND AMAZING!
JETS DEFEAT SAINTS! JEY MOST PLEASED!
The Jets are 5 and 3, half a game behind the Dolphins as I type this.
Who should be the football Warlord? E-mail response.
Oh Shit, Hockey started! Ok, THIS year, I WILL get into it...as soon as the baseball playoffs end...really...
The Rangers are tied for 2nd and 5 points behind the...get this...Islanders. WTF? Next game v. Sharks at the Garden.
KNICKS PLAY HORNETS! KNICKS LOSE DUE TO HORRIBLE FREE THROW SHOOTING! UPON BEING QUESTIONED ABOUT KNICK LOSS, EMPEROR BONDS RELEASES THE HOUNDS!
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