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Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!

Days until my birthday

Days until The Taylor's birthday

Days until Shari's birthday

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This Stuff Has Happened:

  • I owe Roger 6 cans of coke
  • Mets are now 24-6 when Jay goes to Met games since 1998
  • I am avoiding a speech I should be at, and updating
  • Jay can't go one day at RIT without skipping assembly
  • That Alice who won the first killer shot Jesse in the back, that F***ING bitch
  • Gabe's ass nuked to hell in Star Craft (BUILD MORE FASTER! YOU HAVE THE MINERALS! AND DON'T LEAVE PROBES SITTING AROUND!)
  • All but 5 or 6 people wonder what last message meant. 90% of them don't give a shit. 1% wants me to not talk about Star Craft
  • 99% of you know who is in that 1%
  • Final Fntasy NOT to be seen due to lack of Final Fantasy elements
  • I need a new bat
  • Stuy defeats Bx Sci "11" to "10"
  • Considering job at Modells....
  • QUOTES OF THE DAY!

    June 19, 2001: "He's very bangable there..." - Cristina, on Wilson in the year book.

    June 24, 2001: "She makes me do it...she makes me run around like a monkey, and then we make crazy monkey love!!! AH HA HA HA HA!" - Jonathan, for some ungodly reason.

    July 1, 2001: "I was just thinking how i wished I was a stinking pile of poo and then I changed my mind" - Sarah Greene, after hearing about the Great Mighty Poo

    Visit the Quote of the day Archives!

    Today's NEW Crazy Senario

    Say there are runners on first and third with 2 out. As the pitcher pitches, these runners both try to steal. That guy on third was so fast, he crosses home plate before the runner gets to second, but he gets hit by the pitch as he crosses the plate. What happens here? Does the run count, does the runner get second base, what happens to the pitch that was thrown, and what if someone here just made the third out?

    The run counts (it's before anything else happens anyway), and the pitch counts as a ball or strike depending on it's location. The ball IS LIVE, and the batter could run to first if it was strike 3. Basicly it's like any other time when a runner gets hit with a throw.

    In Case You're Interested

    The New York Mets will be conducting open tryouts at KeySpan Park on Friday, August 3rd at 9:00 am. For questions regarding this event, please call (718) 507-6387 - Cyclones Management

    Our "So Called" One Run Win

    As many of you probably know by now, there was another Stuy v. Bronx Sci game last week on Saturday. The final read 11-10.

    But there were just too many things wrong with this game!!!

    I might be wrong with this one, but I swear I saw this. One of the Bx Sci batters stepped on home plate as he swung. That should have been the third out, but nobody else saw it. If he was out, that's 3 runs that don't score later in the inning.

    Now this one I KNOW should have been called. I was up, the pitcher went into his wind up, AND HE STOPPED! In mid wind up he just froze with his leg up for 5 seconds. Then when I start calling the balk and pointing right at him, he throws a strike. Of course I would have hit the ball if it wasn't a balk, but IT WAS! The next pitch he did the same thing. That first strike probably made the difference in that at bat.

    Of course, their umpiring wasn't too good either. Mangan can back me up on this one. That George fella wouldn't call a strike unless the guy swung at it. Pitches went right over the plate and he said ball. Several runs would have shaved off with better umpiring.

    Otherwise, yeah, we won. I hit a home run just like I said I would, despite being slow as all hell. I made far too many errors at first base though...I like third better. Some kid on their team threw a curve ball that broke my bat too...damn it, I need a new bat now! Oh well, off to Modells.

    So I'm In Rochester Now

    Let me say this about Rochester.

    THE AIR IS CLEAN!

    SOOOO much fresher. Anyway, yeah, Rochester's ok. Everything's closed on Sunday for some odd reason though. Oh well. Otherwise a decent city but not all that much to do.

    Two oddities: There is a Thomas Flynn enrolled here (my dad's name is Thomas), and there are 2 Mike Sterns enrolled here. I am currently (not) taking bets as to which Mike I will end up in a room with.

    Anyway, now I have to leave. I'm supposed to be somewhere else right now, but this next thing I already had a meeting with the person so I have to go there...eventually I will be involved in schooling these fools in UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTIMATE frisbee. Bye!

    Oh yeah.

    COME TO THE MET GAME WEDNESDAY NIGHT! BE AT TH BLEECHERS AT 3:30 (that's the 1:30 boat on SI).

    Bye

    Who cares at this point, we still need a fucking half-way decent pitching coach.

    THE CLEANERS!

    Still taking people for rides.
    Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
    ALL MUST FEAR US!

    CLEANER QUEST COMING SOON IN .EXE FORM!...or later

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