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days left until Christmas!

days left until Hanuka!

days left until Kwanza!

days left until Festivus!

Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!

Days until my birthday

Days until The Taylor's birthday

Days until Shari's birthday

Days until we theoretically get out of school

Do you know a date that should be added to this list for no reason? Tell me. Do not Email the Hormone with your request.

This Stuff Has Happened:

  • Will's friend owes Will owes me $5, I owe Roger $18 and 18 cans of coke, I owe Christina C a buck, and Nolan $15ish
  • Mets are now 23-5 when Jay goes to Met games since 1998
  • Teams set for next BIG GAME. Whether or not we actualy play and where it wll be is another story
  • If you wanna beat the Mets, just don't beat them up
  • $30 needed
  • Jay updating, thus remaining a better web site guy than Wilson
  • I have to sign up for the draft...what's up with that?
  • Dance tickets purchased, Monopoly played
  • Killer played, failed at miserably
  • That Alice who won the first killer shot Jesse in the back, that bitch
  • Talent Show amp has a Parse Error
  • QUOTES OF THE DAY!

    April 22, 2001: "What's she going to do, call the police?" - Roger, after some girl at the party demanded we move so the police wouldn't come and break the party up.

    May 1, 2001: "NO! What are you going to do when I come to visit? I don't want to be on top!" - Shari, on what will happen when she has to sleep in the top bunk of the bed in my dorm. What were you thinking?

    May 4, 2001: "I wish the top button of her shirt wasn't open..." - A disgruntled Mike Abriano, on Miss Hall's crazy conducting patterns and fabulous breasts

    May 9, 2001: "You must orgasm in a timely fassion" - Roberto, on EFFICIENT German Sex.

    Visit the Quote of the day Archives!

    Just a thought...

    You know those comercials with the "select road" things? Why in God's name would anybody not choose the straight road? I mean, it just oesn't make any sense! And who would actually build a chunk of land with 3 roads that rotates to allow you to drive on any of them anyway? Those comercial making people are dumb...

    And In Political news...

    Some Republican dude decided Republicans suck and is no longer a republican. Republicans proceeded to waste the surplus on making themselves richer. That is all.

    Another Concert Was Held

    Way back on May 19 or so, there was another concert. Nobody yelled Mr. Cab at this one though...where were you people? I blame this fact soley on Erica, for stopping Matt from saying Mr. Cab. Other than that, it was cool.

    Ling Is A PANSY!

    Yes, it's true. Ling is nothing more than a pansy.

    I was wondering around, minding my own buisness on the second or third day of Garth's GIVE ME DRUG MONEY GAME! Killer. Mr. Weil wasn't in school, and I was enjoying my new-found 6th period, when I followed some people into the SU, and then the Spectator office.

    The rotating door kinda thing to the dark room was turned, and who should I find standing in there with a walkie talkie other than Ling. The pansy was hiding in there the whole time, having his kills orchestated by Garth's friends. I'm glad he wasn't he last man standing...I think.

    Insteadm that "honor" went to Alice. That bitch.

    After a lot of squirting, she demanded that Jesse Burros come out to make sure she didn't squirt him. Now, Jesse doesn't have much of a choice here. Either he comes out to proove it, or he runs and it's probably assumed he was hit. Besides, he has an AP to take. So he comes out, and she shoots him. That bitch.

    Thus, Garth's Killer was won by Garth, and I'm glad I didn't play.

    Things To Do:

  • Find decent top hat for Prom
  • Register for draft
  • Register to vote
  • Cash checks
  • Pass
  • Do medical Ethics final "Project"
  • Make Cleaner Quest to pass Computer Science
  • Pick up tux
  • Use magic to make Mets good again
  • Make it a rule that you must say "Batch!" at the end of any sentence during a Monopoly game in which you demand your rent from somebody. For example: "You landed on Boardwalk, batch!. You owe me $50, batch!"

    The Talent Show

    So on Friday I thought "I believe I shall attend the talent show. A few things before I start ranting about it:

  • I saw a tape of parse Error and laughed
  • THE LAW was to wear a saffari hat on stage
  • At the upcoming battle of that bands, THE LAW suggested that there be a BBQing competition between himself and Bill MacKay

    Okay, so that last one had nothing to do with the actual talent show, but it still sounds cool.

    Anyway, that first band is the Stage band rhythem section. (Now if only angelfire had a spell check...) They were cool. The 2 groups went up and did the same bad song. It was not only bad both times, but out of tune.

    Then another band went on and was cool.

    Then some other people went on, and eventually PARSE ERROR came on.

    Well, the amp screwed them...or saved them. It stopped working on them, and by the time they got it working, it was demnded they go offstage. And it wasn't like other bands didn't have problems with it either. Parse Error should have its own concert to make up for this!

    ;

    Also at the show were 2 guys who ended everything with "To get to the other side." They were booed and then carried offstage. That's Junior Sing for ya.

    Also on stage was Sarah Greene's choral group, featuring Granger. They were the first group to have everyone quiet.

    Performing as well were these 2 girls who took off their shirts. That was decent.

    And then there was that Nemisis. That was a lot of noise accomanied by some screaming. It twas cool.

    Sometime after the first fassion show thing it got dull so I went to get food and never returned.

    The Dance That Wasn't

    So Shari's sister Caryn's friend decided that the 3 of us + my sister should go to this dance. With another 2 of their friends that made 6 of us.

    Upon all being at Shari's house, we all decided we didn't need no stinkin dance. That led to a game of Monopoly being played.

    It was in this game that I decided that we should implement ruled for saying "Batch!" after demending rent, but nobody else liked that rule.

    After a while Shari had the only monopoly of, OH MY GOD!, Baltic and Mediteranian. Caryn had 2 RRs, but other than that everything was split up.

    Seeing as we'd be there all night, I started trading. Soon enough I have all 4 RRs, Caryn had Boardwalk and Parkplace, and Robin had the Reds. Not the team, the properties. The only person to be eliminated before midnight was Lauren, who before being knocked out had the oranges. Strangely enought hough, she didn't want to sell me the electric company to stay in the game. Oh well.

    THE METS FINALLY WON 3 IN A ROW...and then lost. Damn.

    Gonzolez is the man, he hit someone.

    Yeah, what's up with that anyway. Too many mets are getting hit. At least Marlins are getting a beating too.

    THE CLEANERS!

    The Cleaners continue to roam the halls of Stuy! Still taking people for rides.
    Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
    ALL MUST FEAR US!

    CLEANER QUEST COMING SOON IN .EXE FORM!

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