days left until Christmas!
days left until Hanuka!
days left until Kwanza!
days left until Festivus!
Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!
Days until my birthday
Days until The Taylor's birthday
Days until Shari's birthday
Days until SPRING BREAK
Days until Easter...I think
Days until we theoretically get out of school
Do you know a date that should be added to this list for no reason? Tell me. Do not Email the Hormone with your request.
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Apparently, RIT wants to give me a lot of money cause they think I'm smart. I'm still waiting to hear from NYU though. Nobody tell RIT the truth or I'll kill you.
I just feel really at ease now. I think I'll write a little.
I wrote 3 papers yesterday and subjected myself to a lot of embarasment I didn't have to today. I survived to type about it, so it's all good. I've written up 3 papers, read a lot of pages, gone to classes, and dealt with other crises over the last week or so, and having more or less cleared everything up is just a relief. I feel like I can breathe out again.
One thing I did: Mr. Fisher keeps on talking about "The Web Site" in soccer gym. He thinks it's all funny and high tech and all. Well, there is now a soccer gym website. Just type in the adress of this site and add "/gym4" to it (only without the quotes, but I didn't have to tell you that did I?). Go, and laugh at my lack of better things to do!
In Sing! today, after Mike put me up to doing something stupid, Jesse Burros said play a high F. After a few tries I decided the best way to go about doing that was to play the scale. Well, my head felt like it was going to explode (seriously), and it wasn't exactly the best tone quality, but I hit it! Take that Burros.
After that whole Sing! rehursal thing (and seeing 10 guys sing "Who's the man we (with 2 "pelvic thrusts") CAN'T RESIST"), myself, Voltron, Sarah Greene, Dano, and Ismial (probably spelled wrong) went to Portabellos. We spent a good hour there just going through Matt's oceanography notes. Everyone should do that sometime. They're hilarious.
Speaking of Orna, I sat in on one of his classes today. That was fun. He told this one story about how he purposely scuffed up someone's brand new white shoes on a train once. He said the kids went to "Hoodlem High".
I'm sure I'll think of more soon enough...oh yeah! Everyone start bringing in baseball stuff. Baseball starts soon guys, make sure you're all ready to play!
Okay, I thought of something else.
I'm sure we've all heard of Dano's dress wearing escapades in Europe. Today we were all treated to a picture of him wearing a bra. I swear, for a second I thought it was a woman (sorry Dan). Wow, that was scary.
In the name of stupidity, Moogleville presents
Where are the problems? You have no problems listed yet you advertise problems! Fine, I'll write them
And when did Winnie the Pooh start doing Eeor up the ass? That's just wrong. I bet you set those situations up yourself!
Damn it Matt, update. And put up a section devoted to Orna assignments.
Since I'm too damn lazy...
Hi guys!!! It's Cristina!! Jay doesnt feel like writing about our wonderful day yesterday, so he said that i could do it! Isnt it so exciting!!! I think he jus did it cuz hes in a really good mood bout gettin into RIT tho. But anyways yesterday Me, Jessica, Jay, Wilson, and Jenn Sawh all went to the city during the blizzard. We had mad fun.
First me jes n jenn picked up jay like 10 hours early n we drove to Brooklyn wut. Then we took a train to da manhattan mall which personally i cant stand. That mall should kill itself. Anyhoo when we got there we looked around for an eminem shirt for jes dat shes been torturing everyone n their mother about for months n we finally found one.
Then we waited for about a half hour for wilson to show up. After he didnt we went upstairs to go hab lunch. About half way up i get a call from Mr Will on my cell sayin that he finally got there. So we all sit down to a nice lunch until Jes comes over with her tray of food n spills her soda all over my jacket, jenns jacket, and wilsons fanny pack, oh excuse me, butt pack.
After dat we went to Macys for Wilson to find a shirt while me n jenn looked around for hot guys to get numbers. After shoppin, we all decided to come to staten island. We got to staten island n had pizza at mona lisa where jay proceeded to do the peoples job n he cleaned off our table.
Then we walked in the sleet to jen decks house. After Jenn sawh left me Jes Wilson n Jay played truth or dare. We found out that Wilson would do Jenn Sawh, Jes would bang Wilson rather than Jay or Roger. Then wilson mooned everyone n I flashed everyone. Then the game kinda ended when i woundnt do sumthin that wilson told me to. N then a lil after 8 everybody went home.
So, we had mad fun. Dont u wish that u had been there?
Mets won again on Tuesday.
For what its worth, we won on the next to last play of the game (not including extra point attempt and kickoff).
The Knicks just got away with knocking a shot off the rim and won. It may have been bouncing off the rim, but still.
THE CLEANERS!
The Cleaners continue to roam the halls of Stuy!
Still taking people for rides. Still inducting new members!
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
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Hey, remember Frames...yeah...they were cool....
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