days left until Christmas!
days left until Hanuka!
days left until Kwanza!
days left until Festivus!
Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!
Days until my birthday
Days until The Taylor's birthday
Days until Shari's birthday
Days until SPRING BREAK
Days until Easter...I think
Days until we theoretically get out of school
Do you know a date that should be added to this list for no reason? Tell me. Do not Email the Hormone with your request.
It is Saturday. There is nothing to do. i have been reduced to watching Islander hockey and actually doing work. What's up with this? Why can't anyone put something half way decent on TV on Saturdays? I mean, come on! ESPN even has to show re-runs. Oh well, I suppose I should see just what I have to do for this so called Medical Ethics class anyway...
I was at Shari's when the snow started coming down. That was my cue to drive home.
So I went out and brushed the snow off thewindows and started warming up the car...damn it was snowing hard. Brushed more snow off the car, then started going home. That snow came out of no where.
As I passed Sycamore Rd (or avenue, I forget) I wondered if I should just go to my grandmother's house.
So I eventually saw Hylan Bulivard, just about the bussiest street on the island. Seeing as it was snowing, probably everyone decided to use it because it would be mostly snowless. The last section of Arden was chock full of snow though, and it was downhill none the less. There must've been at least an inch of snow there.
I was only going about 25. Had to drive slow in the snow. Slower because the light was turning red, probably 20ish or less. Going down a gentle slope...
Then I had to get into the turning lane.
The combination of me turning the wheel while holding the brake to slow down and the snow caused the car to start to spin, and slowly move ever closer to being in the middle of Hylan Bulivard.
Somehow I got the car to stop at the crosswalk a escaped death again. At that point I decided grandma's wasn't so bad, and did in fact eventually get home. Whew.
And the Wilson Chronicles...and Benny's page...and The Treefort...THEY HAVEN'T UPDATED IN AT LEAST A MONTH! Please update.
Oh, and Wilson, I believe you're still a part of Granger's "Link Me...bitch" collection.
Roger already told you all about it, so I don't know why I'm typing this. Just know UUUUUltimo was in fact scared away by Roger and that I lost feeling in my toes.
Ah yes, my toes. The ONE part of my body I forgot to put behind layers of clothes (head not included). They got so cold, that the..."ring" toe started trying to cross itself over the middle toe. THAT was scary. I had to take off my shoe really fast to adjust my sock so it wouldn't happen again...at which point my other foot started doing it. Then I just completely lost feeling in my toes and forgot about it. Sometime around 11 I relized I could feel the ground again.
Total lines walked on: 4.
Times I said almost there: too many to count.
The other thing was that when me and Roger got REALLY bored and started playing that game on Whose Line Is It Anyway where you have to start each sentence with the next letter of the alphabet, whenever we got to K, it just became "Kunt with a K!"
Anyhoo, I have tickets and you don't. I'm a true Met fanatic, with my mets jerseys, hat, boxers, and shoelaces. To any of you who didn't show up, I say YOU SUCK (except for one person who I already said it was ok that he didn't come. He knows who he is.).
After that we had the little adventure in Queens, which made the title bar from before come true. HAH!
Little Green Men Distract Sing Members From Working On Sing As They Took Over Asia
Well, Tuesday night was supposed to be "Let's write Sing! music!" night. Boy were we wrong.
First of all, Jesse Burros did something to Anand's computer, completely messing it up so we couldn't use whatever that MIDI program was.
After trying SEVERAL times unsuccessfully to get it to work again (we even went to the Microsoft web page and downloaded a specific patch for the EXACT problem we had), we tried to write from just the music for a little more.
Sometime around 2 AM, Jesse had this great idea. It involved coke and certain other...beverages. It also involved ice cream and chocolate syrup. He calls it a Stone Cutter (After everyone's favorate Simpsons episode).
How to make a Stone cutter:...actually I don't think I can post this.
There were also ping-pong matches going on all night. I beat Julie, Sarah Greene, but for some reason I couldn't score a damn point against Anand. Oh well.
After that, at around 2:30AM we decided to play Risk. I had the green army (thus the headline). I started with a good portion of North America, Asia, and one man on each other continent, and I went 2nd (Sarah, me, Jesse, Anand).
I promptly took over Australia with ease, and never touched it again (hey, 2 extra armies a turn!). Jesse promptly took over South America, and Anand Africa. Poor Sarah just had a little of NA, Europe, and Japan.
Eventually Jesse took over NA as well, Sarah Europe, and I Asia. And then the battle began.
Think about how the board looks now. Little green men all over Asai and Australia, and little Black men all over the Americas. Sarah and Anand were sitting right in the middle of me and Jesse.
I took 80 armies and make short work of 5/6 of Africa. Burros took out the rest, eliminating Anand. Sarah and her lone European Country was down to 21 armies when I left the rest for Jesse, but then we went to sleep and never finished. It was 7 or so.
As for Sing!...eh, the script sucks anyway.
THE HITMEN...still haven't won a game
Knicks lost and got involved in some trade kinda thing
Improving. They're actually winning by more than 1 tonight.
THE CLEANERS!
The Cleaners continue to roam the halls of Stuy!
Still taking people for rides. Still inducting new members!
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
ALL MUST FEAR US!
Hey, remember Frames...yeah...they were cool....
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