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More Reasons Fox SUCKS
"The only anger evident in the room was from owner George Steinbrenner, who was seithing at Fox people for setting up a post game platform in the Yankee club house for a championship presentation before game 7 began."
Discovered by Mike Stern, on CNN-Sports' web site.
Take THAT Joe Buck!
You Heard It Here First
Unless you went to ESPN.com first in which case you suck!
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INNING SUMMERY, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME
JETER CALLED OUT ON STRIKES! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!!!
O'NEIL DOUBLES, IS THROWN OUT GOING FOR TRIPLE! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED WITH SCHILLING, THEN KNIGHTS COUNSELL!
WILLIAMS POPS OUT TO CENTER! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!!! INNING OVER!
WOMACK POPS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED! MASSES MOST DISPLEASED AT RUNNING/DYING JOKE! JAY CARES NOT!
SIR COUNSELL GET INFIELD HIT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST IMPRESSED BY SPEED OF SIR COUNSELL! CONSIDERES ADDING "THE GREAT" TO HIS NAME!
OFFICIAL SCORER SCREWS SIR COUNSELL! DECLARED "INFIELD HIT" ERROR! EMPEROR BONDS HAS NO COMMENT!
KING GONZO GROUNDS INTO FIELDERS CHOICE. COUNSELL ADVANCES TO SECOND! EMPEROR BONDS INDIFFERENT TO PLAY ON THE FIELD!
MATT WILLIAMS STRIKES OUT TO END INNING! EMPEROR BONDS PISSED!
TINO STRIKES OUT QUICKLY! EMPEROR BONDS DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!
POSADA FLIES OUT TO KING GONZO! SEE ABOVE COMENTS ABOUT EMEROR BONDS!
SPENCER HITS BALL HIGH AND FAR TO...FINLEY! INNING OVER!
FINLEY HITS HARD GROUND BALL TO JETER! EMPEROR BONDS PONDERS WHETHER OR NOT TO APPLAUDE THE PLAYERS!
BAUTISTA WALKS ON 3-2 PITCH! EMPEROR BONDS RAVES ABOUT THE GOOD EYE OF BAUTISTA!
MARK GRACE SINGLES TO LEFT! BAUTISTA WHO HAS A GOOD EYE ADVANCES TO SECOND! EMPEROR BONDS PLEASED!
MILLER K'S! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED THAT INNING IS LEFT TO SCHILLING THE HALF A HITTER!
SCHILLING WATCHED STRIKE THREE FLY BY! EMPEROR BONDS SIMPLY SHAKES HIS HEAD!
SORIANO hits fly ball to right. JAY FORGETS TO PUT ON CAP LOCK! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
BROSIUS POPS OUT, BRINGING HIM TO THE PLATE...FUN TIME! EMPEROR BONDS EAGERLY AWAITS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CLEMENS STRIKES OUT ON THE 3 WORST SWINGS THIS REPORTER HAS EVER SEEN! ENPEROR BONDS LAUGHS A MERRY LAUGH!
WOMACK STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS HITS!
SIR COUNSELL THE GREAT SINGLES! EMPEROR BONDS GLAD SOMEONE HEARD HIS DEMAND!
KING GONZO STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED, WISHED CLEMENS WOULD THROW MORE PITCHES!
FOX INTERUPTS GAME WITH NEWS ABOUT EMMIES! EMPEROR BONDS RELEASED THE HOUNDS ON FOX!
MATT WILLIAMS REACHES FIRST ON SLOW ROLLER TO THIRD! EMPEROR BONDS HEARD SHOUTING "OUTSTANDING!" NAMES WILLIAMS SIR WILLIAMS THE QUICK AND SPEEDY!
FINLEY STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOVES TO RELEASE THE HOUNDS, REMEMBERS THEY'RE OFF TO THE EMMIES ALREADY! GETS ON THE PHONE AND ORDERS MORE DOGS!
JETER FLIES OUT TO BAUTISTA! EMPEROR BONDS SOMEWHAT CONCERNED WITH NUMBER OF FLY BALLS, BUT REMAINS PLEASED!
O'NEIL STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS APPLAUDS SCHILLING'S EFFORT!
MIKE CHANGES CHANNEL BACK FROM JET GAME IN TIME TO SEE WILLIAMS SEE STRIKE THREE GO BY! WILLIAMS SOMEWHAT ANNOYED! EMPEROR BONDS PLEASED!
BAUTISTA POPS OUT TO CENTER! EMPEROR BONDS YAWNS!
GRACE HITS ROCKET PAST JETER! NO, UNFORTUNETLY, NOT THE ROCKET, JUST A ROCKET! EMPEROR BONDS WISHED WAS THE LETTER, BUT REMAINS PLEASED!
MILLER K'S! EMPEROR BONDS MAD!
SCHILLING ALSO STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS GRABS BAT AND LEAPS AT MILLER, MUST BE HELD BACK BY SIR BIGMAC!
TINO FIGHTS VALIENTLY, BUT POPS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS SMILES!
OSADA STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS GLAD!
SPENSER SWINGS ON 3-0! POPS OUT! ALL LAUGH AND ARE PLEADES!
WOMACK GROUNDS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DISAPPOINTED!
SIR COUNSELL GOUNDS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DECIDES AGAINST TITLE OF THE GREAT FOR NOW!
KING GONZO GET ON ON AN ERROR! GRAMMER IN LAST SENTENCE BAD! EMPEROR BONDS WISHES TO FIX SECOND ERROR, BUT NOT FIRST!
WILLIAMS GROUND INTO FIELDER'S CHOICE! MY VOICE IS GETTING SORE FROM TALKING LIKE THIS! EMPEROR BONDS SUGGESTS I DRINK MORE WATER, BUT IS OTHERWISE ANNOYED!
SORIANO STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS PLEASED!
BROSIUS STRIKES OUT! IS PROMPTLY TAGGED! BONDS ANTICIPATES NEXT BATTER!
MULTIPLE TIME ASSHOLE OF THE DAY WINNER FLIES OUT TO RIGHT FIELD! MASSES REJOICE
FINLEY GET LEAD OFF SINGLE! EMPEROR BONDS REGAINS INTEREST IN THE GAME!
BAUTSTA DOUBLES, THROWN OUT AT THIRD, BUT DRIVES IN A RUN. EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
GRACE GROUNDS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DISPLEASED!
MILLER STRIKES OUT ON PITCH ONLY REY ORDONEZ WOULD HAVE SWUNG AT! EMPEROR BONDS DISPLEASED, BUT GLAD A RUN SCORED!
JETER GETS LEAD OFF SINGLE OF HIS OWN! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
O'NEIL SINGLES, JETER TO SECOND! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
WILLIAMS GROUNDS INTO FIELDER'S CHOICE, BUT DOUBLE PLAY IS UN-ATAINABLE! EMPEROR BONDS SOMEWHAT SATISFIED FOR NOW!
TINO GETS RBI SINGLE! EMPEROR BONDS RELEASED NEWLY PURCHASED HOUNDS!
POSADA POPS OUT TO KING GONZO! EMPEROR BONDS WONDERS WHAT IS TAKING THE HOUNDS SO FUCKING LONG!
JAY HAS HAD TOO MUCH CAFFINE! EMPEROR BONDS SCARED! RECALLS HOUNDS FOR SELF-DEFENSE!
SPENSER HITS FLY BALL! FINLEY RUNS LONG WAY TO CATCH FLY BALL! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED! KNIGHTS FINLEY SIR FINLEY!
SCHILLING TAKES ANOTHER AT BAT! LOOKS AT STRIKE 3! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED WITH STRIKE 2, AS SCHILLING CLEARLY HELD UP!
WOMACK GETS AB, SINGLES TO RIGHT! EMPEROR BONDS LOOKING FORWARD TO REST OF INNING!
TORRE DECIDES CLEMENS HAS HAD ENOUGH! BESIDES, HE'S DUE UP SECOND NEXT INNING! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
HE IS REPLACED BY STANTON
WOMACK THROWN OUT ATTEMPTNG TO STEAL! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
SIR COUNSELL POPS OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED!
SORIANO HOMERS. EMPEROR BONDS DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO COMMENT.
BROSIOUS STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS STILL HAS DISAPOINTED LOOK.
JUSTICE BATS FOR STANTON! SINGLES UP MIDDLE! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS JOHNSON!
SCHILLING REPLACED BY BAUTISTA!
JETER GOUNDS INTO FIELDERS CHOICE!
THE BIG UNIT COMES INTO THE GAME!
KNOBLAUCH REPLACES O'NEIL. POPS OUT TO RIGHT FIELD! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS THAT HIS KING DO GOOD SOON!
KNOBLAUCH TO LEFT, SPENCER TO RIGHT.
KING GONZO BATS. STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS MOST DISPLEASED.
WILLIAMS SWINGS AT HIGH HEAT STRIKING OUT. EMPEROR BONDS CONSIDERS CRYING, REMEMBERS HE'S A MAN.
SIR FINLEY SINGLES!
BAUTISTA STRIKES OUT! EMPEROR BONDS DEMANDS A TURN AT BAT
WILLIAMS TAKES TURN AT BAT. FLIES OUT TO CENTER.
TINO BATS AND GROUNDS OUT TO SHORT.
POSADA BATS. HE STRIKES OUT. EMPEROR BONDS GOES DOWN TO PERSONALLY RALLY THE TROOPS.
GRACE SINGLES!
DUDE LAYS DOWN BUNT, THROW TO 2ND WILD! JETER TAKEN OUT, HORRIBLY INJURED! JETER TAKES ONE FOR TEAM! EMPEROR BONDS MOST IMPRESSED WITH JETER'S ACTIONS!
JAY BELL LAYS DOWN HORRIBLE BUNT, FC AT THIRD
WOMACK GETS BIG RBI DOUBLE! EMPEROR BONDS MOST PLEASED!
COUNSELL HIT BY PITCH....THE BASES ARE LOADED....FOR KING GONZO
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EMPEROR BONDS GRANTS KING GONZO TITLE OF HIGH KING GONZO THE GREAT AND AMAZING!
RANDY JOHNSON AND KURT SCHILLING NAMED CO-MVP'S!
EMPEROR BONDS HAS SPOKEN!
QUOTE OF THE DAY
October 22, 2001: "Yup, power naps are important." - Jackson, on college sleeping habits
October 25, 2001: "You guys are making a lot of noise. I'm trying to masturbate, and I keep thinking of you when I'm trying to think about your mom! (turns to Greller)Are you new here? I'm your RA, Alex." - Greller's new RA Alex, on Greller & roomie playing Madden 2002 late at night. Nice way to meet your RA
November 9, 2001: "FUUUUUCK! ....I donno, I just felt like saying that." - Andrew (who says FUCK), when entering his room
HOURS LEFT UNTIL X-MAS
Days,
hours,
minutes left until I'm in NY
DAYS UNTIL TINO'S LAN PARTY
And Remember, You Can't Spell "Thwack" Without "Wack"!
FUCK the PO-LICE
On Monday, I will somehow manage to get into Stuy and survey the scene. If anyone else wants to come in...I donno...tell me or somethin. And Larry, if you read this, tell me what period you have lunch!
RIT, week 11
or for those who prefer Jackson's journal,
Tuesday November 13, 10:57AM
I'm bored. I started retyping my english essay to hand in tomorrow, but I'm hungry...and I don't have a knife to spread my peanut butter with, which sucks. I'm waiting for Gracies to open up at 11, then I'm gonna run over there for a quick sandwhich and then I gotta go work. This will probably be my last shift of the term, but I might work Friday...whatever. As long as I get my 50 cent per hour worked bonus & raise.
I've downloaded a lot of Final Fantasy music since I got here. The MP3s are nice, especially since they're straight from the game, but I like the "orchestrated" ones more. They just sound cooler...especially the one of FF6's opera. The thing's a half hour long, but it rocks. I gotta bug Mike for it later. I actually used 20 or so of these tunes to burn a music CD. Me, with a music CD...what's the world coming too?
Oh, people should email me or IM me or something if they want movies and can't download them themselves. I think I have 14 or so gigs worth, and I'm starting to put them onto CDs. Tell me now, I'll give you a copy for a coke or a buck per 2 CDs...I'd prefer the buck, but whatever. It's 11:03 now, I'm gonna try and get some food. Later!
Oh yeah...
winter schedule:
Writing and Lit Mon Wed 4-6
FYE aka BS (every other) Wed 10-12
Craculus mon tues thurs fri 11-12, mon thurs also 12-2
A dreaded Physics class tues thurs 4-6
comp sci mon tues wed 9-10
Lab for comp sci and physics thurs and fri respectivly, 2-4
Burger flipping mon 1:30-3:30
Wrap making wed 12-2
random preperational stuff thurs 7-10(am)
What I Learned In First Year Enrichment
May is National Masturbation Month.
ULTIMATE Proof Windows Is Ghetto
There's a Windows Millennium edition update going around now. It's dated 10/29/01, and claims to fix some pug and Play shit. Everyone I know who's downloaded it had to reinstall everything on their PC (including myself), so DONT DOWNLOAD IT!!!
MORE FOOTBALL
FOOTBALL returned to my dorm Friday. This we had a four team tournement. I ended up on the team with the asshole quarterback who only threw to his friends. Yeah, we went 4-0, but I had one pass thrown to me. That pass took nobody within 10 yards of me in any direction, another check further down field by the QB, and then he threw it to me. Bastard. There was another time I was wide open in the end zone, he threw into double coverage. I ran across the end zone with Carly 5 steps behind me, no throw. I turn around. He throws to his friend running across the end zone with someone a step behind him. Bah.
My one bad play of the game...not tackling Carly. I was hesitant to tackle her at first, then I got blocked from behind and started to lose her. One desperate reach and I grabbed her pats ripping them off...at which point everyone except Carly had a good laugh. I suppose I should replace the pants...oh well.
Somebody Give This Man Some Armor!
THE CLEANERS!
Cleaner Quest is now being worked on...more so than ever. You the people must now decide, should Cleaner Quest open... (for those who don't know, Cleaner Quest will be the next in my long line of bootleg RPGs...follow the QUOF link at the bottom for more...)
Have another idea for the game? Think Granger should say "OO, FIGHT!" when ever a battle starts? E-Mail "cleanerquest@hotmail.com" with ideas.
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
ALL MUST FEAR US!
CLEANER QUEST COMING SOON IN .EXE FORM!...or later
SPORTS REPORT
JETS ANIHILATE CHEIFS! JAY PROBABLY MISSPLLLED ANIHILATE! GIRLFRIEND SHARI MOST DISPLEASED!
The Jets are 6 and 3, half a game behind the Dolphins as I type this.
Who should be the football Warlord? E-mail response.
Oh Shit, Hockey started! Ok, THIS year, I WILL get into it...as soon as the baseball playoffs end...really...
The Rangers are tied for 2nd and 7 points behind the...get this...Islanders. WTF? 
KNICKS CONTINUE PLAYING HORRIBLY! FORTUNATLY, OTHER TEAM MANAGED TO PLAY STILL MORE HORRIBLY! KNICKS WIN FOR SECOND TIME OF SEASON! ROCK, BATCH!
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