They average 180 pounds
I waver at 130
Their heroes are Messier and LeCavalier
I just can't enjoy that game like they do
They both have steady incomes and pagers
I don't need a pager, but I'm still a bum
To them, gel is good
Frankly I don't touch the stuff
The older one got his wisdom teeth yanked
Still, why was I the only one with braces?
One's a kinesiologist and the other was in IB
Yeah, I'm an arts student
The big one's from Calgary, the not-so-big one Edmonton
I'm BC grown
They were raised drinking homegrown organic
I caused blood loss, so I got the artificial stuff
They're number one and number three
I'm the middle one . . .
. . Who plans this stuff?
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