10/13/03... And in just over a month from the last EWA Show, they have brought us some more fine cookin' to talk about... this time it was the Columbus Day Crashtacular, appropriately named by Psycohol! So on this great holiday of all holidays, many a things were a-stir! First off, Mr. Execution and Face made their appearances... but they didn't seem quite right, in fact Mr. Execution had a totally different mask than normal... not saying that the 'tattoo' of a skull he wears is really a mask or anything, but this was not him... it was the Doctors of Extreme! They pulled off the masks, revealing their true identities... Psyc and WMX then proclaimed that they yet wanted even more revenge on these two... so as WMX sat there, out of nowhere, yet another 'imposter' Execution ran out, 'attacking' him... when I put that in quotes, I mean, it was so fake... he wasn't even hitting WMX, but the Wolfman sold it for some reason, and then got all pissed off, believing it to be the real Execution, even though it was an even worse immitation than Psycohol's from the opening... with an even worse mask! But anyways, WMX found the real Ex, and wanted revenge for what he apparently did! Ex had no idea what he was talking about, but WMX laid out the challenge, Ex and two partners of his choice in a two fall Handicap Match vs. WMX! And if WMX loses he has to wear a dress for the next 4 shows... if Mr. Ex's team, no matter who's pinned, loses, Ex would hafta wear a dress for the next 4 shows! So before that, the first match on the card was Mr. Splooge vs. Ninja's cousin Suicide, who seemingly slimmed down for this show, and acted a helluva lot like the Ninja... hmmm... anyways, Splooge got some new music and attempted to breakdance before the match... but the match itself was no dance for him! Although hooking on the Anklebiter quickly, Suicide took the match under his control shortly, and eventually defeated Splooge with a Big Splash! After that, a new guy all dressed in black appeared, apparently naming himself '187', and attacked Suicide, claiming to be his old teacher or something! He easily vanquished Suicide and left the premises... then it was back to Mr. Execution who was eagerly looking for 2 partners to face WMX with! He was turned down by Face, Disruptor, Shortcakes, and even the man he was fighting himself, Wolfman X... what an idiot that Ex is! Haha! But eventually he found the new guy, 187 around the side of the house and begged and pleaded for him to join, which he did... then strangely enough in the woods, Ex found this guy decked out in all camo and an orange ski mask, with headphones on listening to Gangsta Rap! Ex didn't know him but asked him anyways... this quickly went down into a ghetto-style conversation, as the new ghetto-freak accepted, and was officially Ex's 2nd partner! Ex exited, calling him a Jigga whatever that means... so before that match though, Psycohol came out challenging Face... but not for the Heavyweight Championship, but the Loserweight Championship indeed! Psyco the current holder of it, declared he wanted to beat Face and make him take the Title, making him the first dual World and Loserweight Champ! So Face came out, and the two had an awesome match!!! Psyc hit moves like his Flying Leg Scissors, the Flipping Press, among many others! Face hit a Double Handed Choketoss onto a barrel and a Blue Thunder Bomb! But once Psyc started working on Face's knee it was all over! Psyc played it smart and stayed away from the face today! And after hitting his Backflip Splash, Psyc took the win, making the silent Face a Double Champion! Next on the list was that Wolfman X vs. Ex and his 2 partners Dress Match! So Mr. Ex, 187, and the ghetto-talkin' General Incoherence came out to take on the Wolfman! The first part of the match seemed to be dominated by Wolfman X beating on 187! Soon General Incoherence got in, and began working on WMX, showing him that he means business! Ex was getting pissed that he was not being tagged in! But to his delight, after a very nice splash from the big man, 187, WMX was pinned for one fall! That's right folks, in his debut match as a rookie, 187 defeated the most dominant force in EWA History... Wolfman X! Could this be a big push for him already?! Not likely, as he was soon Blitzkrieged and pinned! Then with one fall for either team left, Ex was still left at the sidelines as WMX Powerslammed Incoherence for the 2nd pin, forcing Ex to have to wear a dress for the next 4 shows!!! Moving on, the next match pitted the Ninja vs. the Disruptor! And as to be expected the Disruptor kicked Ninja's ass ina hurry and pinned him following a nice Spear! In the final match of the festivities, Max Delirium made his singles debut in an IC Title Match vs. Mr. Execution, who was supposed to be wearing a dress! But he apparently sneaked out without it, hoping no one would notice... and it worked for a bit, but cunning as he is, behind the camera WMX pointed out that Ex didn't have it on! Pissed off, Ex went and tried to put it on, even though he was quite unsuccessful, since it was such a small dress... but anyways, the match itself was great! Max delivered an arsenal of high flying moves, especially kicks and legdrops reminiscent of Rob Van Dam! Ex didn't know what was happening, he was being hit so often! The IC Champ did hit a few moves, but in most part Max dominated the match, showing that although he's new, he is no rookie! In the end, Max nipped up after an Ex Piledriver, and then hit a Gutwrench Powerbomb, followed by a leaping Elbow Drop to take the win, and defeat Mr. Ex, winning the IC Title in only his 2nd match in the EWA! Quite impressive! But not impressive enough for the DOE, who wanted revenge for his sneak attack at the last show! They came running out attacking Delirium! They weren't gonna let him take their spotlight! And that wasn't all... after taking care of Max, a girl from the back walked out unexpected... and Wolfman got all happy, recognizing her instantly as his friend from back in the NYC, "Heroin," that being her nickname for, well... you could guess... but he introduced her to Psycohol, and then they were all about to get on good terms and cacth up on good times, when Psycohol violently clipped her knee from behind! WMX then proceeding to destroy this female limb from limb with an array of his moves! After slamming her to the ground with a Bodyslam, he held her down so Psyc could give her a big Frog Splash from a weight bench! Then WMX Chokeslammed and Blitzkrieged her! WOman-beating right in the EWA! It was horrendous, as the Show closed with the Doctors of Extreme standing over a poor defensless gal, laid out at their hands! I can't wait til the next show... what can possibly happen next?! We're looking towards either Veterans Day or the day after Thanksgiving, so stay tuned! And go Red Sox!!!
11/4/03... Now this news pertains not to wrestling, but to something many of us may find bizarre... rumor has it that the Extreme Hardcore Insane High-Flying Crazy Luchador B@$t@rd Rough n' Tough Arsekickin' Kamikaze Son of a B!t@h that he is, Psycohol, is going to be a part of a local Play coming up... that being... get this.... "Annie!" That's right! Orphan Annie?! Would such a Nutty Sumvb!t@h perform in such a kiddy little Play?! Well it looks like it may be so... apparently he has a few small parts here and there and has been causing lots of trouble and disruption at the rehearsals with his childish antics! So if you wanna see Psycohol take on a different stage, ye better contact me asap if you're interested in tickets... the Play is scheduled for Friday Nov. 14th and Sat. Nov 15th at 7pm either night... this is definitely different news than I am used to writing, but it's news... and rumor has it the next EWA Show is planned to take place the day after Thanksgiving! Only a few weeks away! Get ready for some pain boys!
11/20/03... Well "Annie" went quite well, Psycohol putting on a star performance despite his small roles... but it was good... and guess who showed up to watch on the 2nd night of the play...? None other than the long-time M.I.A. EWA Superstar Natas! That's right, none of us has even heard from Natas in like months, but there he was to catch Psycohol's acting debut... most likely to use as material to poke fun of Psycohol in the future... but they did get to talk a bit, and Natas admits he has been really busy as of late with his job and looking for a new place to live... and he hasn't even checked this site in a good while... but he hopes to make it up again soon... no talk of wrestling really, but it would be sweet if he could find the time! And a rumor going around the EWA is that one of it's former greats is set to be in the area around January or February for a couple weeks, and may make an appearance... or maybe just an IMPACT! We'll hafta wait and see!
11/30/03... Damn work weekends! Always keep me from updating sooner... anyways, as planned the EWA had their next show the day after Thanksgiving(11/28)... hey, didn't they have a show the day after last year's Thanksgiving too? Yes they did... that's why they aptly named this show "Thanksgiving Thrashing II"... it may become an Annual event, we'll see... anyways to the card... Disruptor opened the show, but was soon cut off by Wolfman X and then a Gollum'like crawling Psycohol, who had a sweet liberty-spike mohawk up! The Doctors of Extreme took over and acted as the heels they were, laughing about their prior beating of a girl etc., etc., etc... WMX claimed he wanted to have a match with 187, the newcomer who somehow managed to pin the legend at the last show! Psyco then proclaimed he wanted to dedicate a match to Wolfman... he wanted to run the Jobber Gauntlet, something WMX is known for doing quite often! WMX was flattered and the show began! It began with none other than an angry Face attacking Suicide on WMX's front porch in an apparent 24/7 Loserweight Title Match! Psycohol followed along as the referee that Face had hand chosen... anyways, so as Suicide was playing with himself, Face knocked him off the side of the porch, and then dove off with his flying headbutt and pinned Suicide, making him the brand new Loserweight Champion! Back into the yard, Psycohol awaited the Jobbers! And WMX stood by as the special guest referee! First up was the guy who had just earned himself the Loserweight Title... Suicide! Before the match even started, Suicide pissed off WMX and received a Final Solution punch for it! Psyc took easy advantage while the EWA's current biggest Loser was on the ground, and Psyc took an easy victory to move on to his next opponent, none other than Mr. Splooge! Splooge came running out, pretending to drive a car with a barrel-top as his steering wheel... Psyc made quick work of Splooge also, hitting him with a Savate Kick, and then putting the mental midget in a barrel and knocking him around until he felt like winning... next on Psyco's list was none other than "Most Wanted" on WMX's list, 187! Psyc took 187 to town, and finished him with an Impaler! One more Jobber to complete this Gauntlet! EWA's first and foremost Jobb'ah, the Ninja!!! But surprisingly he proved not to be the complete Jobb'ah that we all thought he was! He actually lasted with Psycohol for quite awhile! And WMX had to leave to go to... the movies...??? What?! I dunno... but anyways, Disruptor stepped in to ref... They brawled from the backyard to the front yard... let me rephrase that... Psycohol lured the Ninja out front for some serious pain! In some interesting moments, Psycohol leaped onto the roof of his car, and dove with a Clothesline off at the Ninja! But Ninja soon gained advantage miraculously and hit his Savate Kick! He went for the cover, but Psycohol kicked out on two! Psyc then ended the match by leaping off the front porch with a Flip Press into a rollup to pin the Ninja and pass his first Jobber Gauntlet!!! And liking the front yard so much, the guys decided to hold the rest of the show out here... General Incoherence came out, babbling about how it's Black Friday and it was his day since he apparently thought he was black(which he obviously is not, with his pale-ass whiteboy arms)... anyways he made an open challenge, and before he could think, out ran the Disruptor with 2 hard Spears in a row! Disruptor looked to have this match in his grip... but not for long, as the rookie General Incoherence basically dominated the last part of the match, making the more experienced Disruptor look like a No-Talent Hack! General Incoherence took the clean win on a man who had exhausted all his energy... was definitely a surprising upset... could General Incoherence have a future here in the EWA?! As Disruptor laid there after the match though, Mr. Execution's music hit, and that 'Imposter' Execution came running out again, as he did at the last show! This time he brutally attacked Disruptor, and then ran away as Ruptor through a license plate at him on his way out! Who the hell is this guy posing as an obviously terrible Mr. Execution rendition? What's he trying to do? Maybe we'll find out soon... anyways, back to the show! WMX was sitting on the porch, when the REAL Mr. Execution came walking up... in a beautiful flowery dress!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! It was hilarious! Losing that match at the last show, where he'd hafta wear a dress for the next 4 shows was definitely a good thing! He looked damn fine in that dress! So he asked WMX if he could join him and make that mach vs. 187 later a Handicap Match... WMX and Ex vs. 187, since Ex and 187 had a bit of a scuffle at the last show! WMX agreed, and said that the first team or individual to get 2 falls wins... but first it would be IC Champ Max Delirium challenging Face for his EWA World Title! It was a great match and possibly the highlight of the show, with Max hitting some high flying leaps off the porch, and his usual array of kicks! Face fought well too though, hitting several moves including the debut of one where he powerbombed Max into a tree, and from there to the ground! But the odds were stacked up against Max, for as the ref was distracted by a childishly mischievous Mr. Splooge, Face's tag partner Mr. Execution in dress and all came running in attacking Max! He hit Max with the Piledriver, and then his Flipping Neckbreaker! Face then took the win as the ref made his return! Face had retained the World Title! In the final match of the day, Wolfman X and the drag-wearing Mr. Ex were to Handicappily Slaughter the one known as 187! It was a brutal genocidal massacre to put it lightly... WMX and Ex, although usually enemies worked as a cohesive unit, destroying Suicide with several weapon shots, and WMX hitting some big moves from the porch, like his Wolfman Legdrop and his version of the Van Terminator! Ex took the first pinfall, earlier in the match, and WMX took the 2nd, giving them the win, and giving him his victory over this one-hit wonder! WMX and Ex shook hands as the show went off air... but later on, after the main action was over, WMX's old Titan pal, "Wrestling Expert" Jevon Hill were hanging out, and 187 was apparently still hanging around in the backyard... they were just sick and tired of him after only 2 shows, that they decided to... to kill him?! Jevon and Wolfman ran out attacking 187, and stuffing him into a sleeping bag! Then in an amazing feat of strength, they began to beat the body-filled sleeping bag into a tree! And then Suicide came out to see what was going on, and got walloped over the head with the carcass-crammed bag! WMX and Jevon were having a field day here! They shoved the lifeless body into the car, and drove out to a nearby roadside cliff, where they tossed the body! 187 was no more! 187 is DEAD! The Titans killed him!!! How can they do that?! I really don't know, but I hope we'll find out more about this at the next show... if they truly killed 187 or not?! I am fearing the worst after seeing that footage! So I will update you when I know of any news of when we will be getting together again! Until then... have some Happy Holidays folks!
12/20/03... EWA had a monster-sized-bash today in it's 1st Ever December Show! December had been the only month that the EWA had never had an actual Show in... until now! And this one was big, and painful for all participants! Shown before the show was a candle vigil ceremony for the deceased 187, who was thrown off a cliff at the last shown by WMX and Jevon! WMX himself, as well as Psycohol and Shortcakes said some parting words for the guy, mostly very mocking words, and not very touching though... then the show officially opened, with the Doctors of Extreme running out there with 187 masks on, mocking him yet more! Then they took the masks off, and announced a Tag Team Title Tournament! The EWA had NEVER had Tag Team Titles before... tag matches even, before recently! So this was huge news! After that, Suicide, the idiot that he is, asked Psycohol to be the ref for his 24/7 Loserweight Title Defense against Psycohol's long-time friend Wolfman X! So Psyc gladly accepted, and it was on... Wolfman ended up beating Suicide down with his own Title Belt and a baseball bat and then took the easy pinfall, making Suicide continue his reign of Loserdom! Next up was an IC Title Match between the champ Max Delirium, and the challenger, The Ninja! It was quite a decent technical match surprisingly, but after his Flying Elbow Smash, Max made sure to retain his Title with the victory! Following that was the EWA World Title defense by Face, in a 4-way Elimination match! Face vs. Splooge vs. Ninja vs. Execution(in his pretty pretty dress)! Face and Execution teamed up on the Ninja and Splooge for a while, until Face got some snow thrown into his eyes by the Ninja! Then, not knowing who he was grabbing, Face took his buddy Mr. Ex and powerbombed him up against a tree and then to the ground! Splooge and Ninja took the cover, and pinned Ex, eliminating him early from the match! Splooge was soon made to tap out with the Camel Clutch by Face! And Face even outlasted the Ninja, with his Diving Headbutt finisher and a weird pin rollup, to retain his Championship! Then after the match, that mysterious fake Mr. Execution came running out shirtless in the snowy weather, attacking Mr. Splooge after a little pose-fest! Then he rolled through the snow like a maniacc and ran away! Who the hell is this guy, and why is he pretending to be Mr. Execution?! When Mr. Ex get's wind of this, things are gonna explode, I know it! Now it was on to the Tag Title Tourney! In first Round action, the team of Max Delirium and Disruptor took on Facing Execution! It was a very good match, but in the end, the combo of Max and Ruptor managed to eak out a win over the already established team of Face and Ex in an upset of sorts! So it was time for the Doctors of Extreme! The most dominant Tag Team in recent EWA History, the Doctors of Extreme were to take on the odd pairing of Suicide and General Incoherence in the next Round 1 matchup! The Doctors demolished these two, WMX finishing Suicide with the simple Legbar submission... The last and Wildcardish match of sorts from Round 1 match was Ninja and Mr. Splooge vs. a very surprising duo of EWA's ref, Shortcakes, and one-time-appearer of EWA1, the Gorilla! The Gorilla is basically a guy... or a girl... or... well it's unknown of it's sex, but it is a person with a Gorilla mask on that basically stands around and does nothing! It stood on the sidelines the entire match as Shortcakes wiped the floor with the Ninja and Splooge, actually showing some wrestling skill! Maybe the Doctors of Extreme taught her a few moves...? She finished the two with a nice Double Stunner! On to Round 2... the first match, Shortcakes announced that since Ninja and Splooge made her look so good out there in that last match, that they could take the wildcard spot in this round, so they were up against the winning team of Max and Disruptor! And they kept their winning streak alive with a quick victory over these two Jobbahs! Disruptor debuted a hot new move on Splooge to finish the match for his team! And in the other 2nd Round Match, the Doctors took on Shortcakes and the Gorilla! Could the Docs actually brutalize WMX's own wife Shortcakes?! Of course they could, with their track record! WMX took it to her, with a Belly to Belly and Side Suplex! Psycohol hit a nice Tilt o whirl Powerslam and his Backflip and a Frog Splash... then WMX Chokeslammed his own wife, before she somehow tagged out to the Gorilla, who got Blitzkrieged and pinned! After the match, Psyc showed some concern for Shortcakes, checking if she was ok... this pissed WMX off, telling Psyco to stop showing that damn compassion! Why would Psyco show any compassion anyways? What's going on here?! So anyways, it was set to be the DOE and Max & Ruptor in the finals for the Titles! In an excellent match, with many awesome moves, Max and Disruptor showed the Doctors of Extreme that they were not to be taken lightly! In the end though, after disposing of Max, WMX and Psyco gave the Demolition Drop to Disruptor, then pinned him! The Doctors were the first ever EWA Tag Team Champions! History had been made!!! So in conclusion, this was a long-arse cold as hell show that put these guys through hell and back to finally finish! It was definitely a struggle well worth it in the end! I can't wait to see the next show? Rumors abound that it could be shortly after New Years, or possibly around Martin Luther King Day... I'll keep you updated!
1/25/04... Well that EWA card planned for Martin Luther King Day had to be cancelled onto account that Shortcakes' mom went into a coma as result of her diabetes, and WMX and Shorty had to cut out immediately and go check on her... word is that she did pull out of it and is doing quite a bit better now, which is good news... we all wish momma-Shortcakes the best of recoveries! So the next show looks to be on delay for a bit, not sure when it will happen, possibly Presidents Day or something lke that... other news... Ground Zero, the legend from the early EWA seems to be back in the area for a couple week period, staying with none other than "Wrestling Expert" Jevon Hill... but not much has been heard from these two, and it's not likely that either are willing to lace up the boots one more time... which is sad, because a one-time return from Ground Zero would have been wicked cool... but I guess agendas have changed over the years... and on a final note, a small rumor going around is that another EWA Legend, Natas may be moving to a land far far away... I mean, obviously he has not been wrestling as of late anyways, but this big move to what some are saying, Florida, will definitely nix out chances of him ever returning for a good while... also sad, but how much has he really kept in contact with the boys over the last year? Not too much... so as the old roots of the EWA continue to tear out from under us, I guess we have no choice but to look to the future in Max Delirium, Disruptor, and whoever else WMX and Psyco can find to wrestle with them... I for one have missed and will continue to miss the likes of Ground Zero and Natas, and even the once in awhile showing of Jevon is not enough... but hopefully somewhere, someday, we will see all the classics gather once more.......? Until next time, Richard Head signing off...
2/16/03... Rumor has it that something big went down last night at Wolfman X's place in Oneonta! Rumors are flying that Ground Zero and Jevon showed up, as well as Psycohol and a strange appearance by Suicide? I will update you later today I hope with the exact going-downs... and also today is supposed to be a large EWA Card from what I hear... no Ground Zero or Jevon today though, I'm sorry... but that doesn't make it any smaller... you'll see why! Check back later for everything that went down!!! ***UPDATE*** Alright before I tell ya about all the awesome sh*t that went down, lemme tell ya first that most all of our Past Shows' Pics are now down, except the last few, because apparently when I don't add any pics for a little while to a certain site, Angelfire likes to think that I'm not using it or something, and shuts me down... well if I ever decide to put all them thousands of pics back up again for like the 5th time, I will hafta find a new tactic so they don't delete away like they love to! The Profile Pics and Various pics should still be up though... ok onto the show! Indeed last night Ground Zero and "Wrestling Expert" Jevon Hill showed up at Wolfman X's house, challenging WMX and Psycohol to a game of pool... Psyc obviously showed some discomfort when Jevon walked in, seeing as their last meeting was not so nice, but Wolfman welcomed his fellow Titan with open arms! Then Ground Zero came in and shocked us all! Unfortunately as they began to play pool, Suicide had to come in and ruin the moment, challenging all four to a 4-on-1 handicap match for his Loserweight Title... if he pinned any of them he would win, but they all had to pin him to win! So the match went down right in WMX's kitchen!!! EWA's first-ever indoors match! Jevon and GZ each took an easy pin over Suicide with some simple but effective punches! Psycohol was a bit more aggressive, landing a Flip Splash on Suicide, and eventually pinned him! Wolfman X was last to have a turn... he Blitzkrieg Powerbombed Suicide in the kitchen! Ok, so there was a cushion, but a Blitzkrieg inside?! Hot! They soon dragged Suicide outside, where WMX planned to leap off his porch roof and hit a Wolfman Legdrop! But that Wolfman Legdrop turned into a facefirst nosedive into a snowpile, yards from Suicide, as everyone, including Psycohol broke out laughing! Pissed off WMX climbed back up and gave Suicide a Splash and pinned him, finishing the match! Psyc then wanted a turn, but when he got up there, WMX and Suicide were gone... but Jevon and Ground Zero followed him up there... they struck him down in a beatdown, and then GZ threw Psyc off the roof into the snow below, where WMX conveniently appeared to help! Now cut to today's show! Not in Oneonta, but back in good ol' Norwich... the Old EWA Arena! Awesome! The opening involved the Doctors of Extreme and Disruptor setting up a 3-way Main Event for a World Title Shot! The first match on the card however was just terrible... Heroin was to make her debut against the Ninja... EWA's supposed first full-time female wrestler... but it didn't go so well... it was quite sloppy, and the Ninja showed her why she needs to work on her skills if she wants to make it big time! Ninja took the win, possibly shattering her dreams of becoming a big star? Or not? We'll see! In the next match, as if it were no big deal it seemed, Drakon made a short return to face Suicide in a Loserweight Title Match! Drake blocked a chair shot, showed his ring-rust with a botched Drakon Kick with a Chair, and then gave a nice Nutshot with the chair followed by the pin on the pathetic one! After quite a lackluster start to the show, the Big News hit! Natas made his RETURN to the EWA! Yes, Natas admitted that he was indeed moving to Florida in two weeks, and wanted nothing more than to have a going out party for the EWA... Natas, the man that said he'd never step into the EWA again! He was there! He called out Psycohol, and very uncharacteristicly showed Psyc much respect for their history and challenged him to one last match for good times sake! Psyc gladly agreed! It was on, this show was officially gonna rule now! Next though, Psyc and WMX had to defend their Tag Team Titles against the Gorilla and some no-name guy in an orange convict suit and a paintball-mask on! He never was introduced, so he goes nameless as of now... but basically as usual the Gorilla stayed on the sidelines the whole time, and this new dude stayed out there... Psyc took an early advantage on him, but soon he caught Psyc with a Scoop-Chokeslam! Psyc soon got Wolfman X in... and then Psyc was back in... the Gorilla still standing around... Then after another Chokeslam attempt, Psycohol ripped the guy's mask off! We didn't see anything really, but in a comedic moment, WMX came out and began beating the guy down with his own helmet! Psyc then Backflipped to pin him! Nice! But WMX wanted a piece of the Gorilla! Actually not just a piece, but the whole thing! He threw the Gorilla into a snowbank, as Psyco climbed an enormous 15 foot structure! AFter not much hesitation, Psycohol leaped down feet first, straight into Gorilla's cranium, driving it deep into the snowbank! It's safe to say that that was the exact moment of death for the unfortunate Gorilla! But the DOE were not fully satisfied... WMX climbed up for a Huge Splash, as did Psycohol, and then another by Wolfman! This now marks the second Jobber in recent EWA History to have been Killed Off! Literally Killed! It was awesome, unless you're pro-life or something... following that was another unexpected match! WMX announced that the legendary Mexican Wrestler Santos had signed on for an EWA appearance! Amazingly, sporting a new green and black mask, Santos made his entrance, and spoke with a heavy Latino accent! I would dare say he is probably the oldest EWA Superstar ever... but then Mr. Splooge came out, claiming that Santos was his idol when growing up, and was flattered to meet him! Santos then attacked Sploge with a viscious Clothesline, and some hard punches! Then he hooked on the dreaded Full Nelson, only to let Splooge out! Splooge then tried some offense, with a Savate Kick to a chair, and kicking the chair back into his own face... impressive... Santos took the pin and won! Now it was onto Natas vs. Psycohol! It was an amazing match, but before it even started, Natas brought up the fact that Psycohol was in that "Annie" play and made fun of him! Anyways, the match was awesome! Let's see... highlights... Psycohol hit a nice Frankensteiner, and Hell, Psycohol's first ever Powerbomb! That's right, he Snap-Powerbombed Natas hard into a shelf of icy snow! Good stuff! Natas however hit several of his classic moves, like the Thesz Press, Backbreaker, and Double Legdrop... he also drove Psycohol facefirst through a giant Icicle hanging from the roof! Soon, moving their way across the lawn to the other side, Psyc climed that huge 15 ft. structure again, and went for a Flipping Senton off the top, but Natas moved, leaving Psycohol a wreck in the snow! The two brawled a bit more, until Natas found an opening for his Stunner! Psyc pushed out of it somehow though, and climbed another adjacent structure about half as high as the other, and hit a hard Frog Splash off onto Natas for the pinfall and victory! Neither man could rise up after though, as both were physically exhausted, not only from the grueling matchup, but also from the less-than 20 degree weather! And Natas, since having only worn shorts and a T-shirt, was all cut up and bleeding from all the jagged ice pieces laying around! The next match was a 3-way match for the EWA World Title... Face vs. Mr. Execution vs. yet another returning Superstar, Drixon Webb! In possibly the shortest World Title Match ever, Drixon came out like a house on fire, delivering a huge Powerbomb to Execution, and even one to the large Face! Then as he picked up Execution for a Gorilla Press Throw onto Face, Drixon slipped and fell as Ex accidentally pinned Face for the quick and stunning victory! Mr. Execution is the new champion?! Like that?! Wow! As for the Main Event between Disruptor, Psyc, and WMX, Natas came out before and said he wanted in because of his loss to Psycohol and claim that it was because of Rutor's bad officiating... so now it was a 4-way Elimination match, 2 people in at a time! There were many highlights, like Psycohol and Wolfman X, the Doctors of Extreme actually clashing! The first time, Psycohol tried to play it like it was a joke, and act all goofy, but after that they got some good hardcore stuff in! Psycohol hit a Moonsault from the Table, WMX Chokeslammed Psycohol off the medium structure in the yard! Crazy! Other than that, Natas got his licks in a few times, starting with Psycohol! But Wolfman X's last clash with the Extreme Icon was a good one in itself, including WMX snapping and giving Natas the neck-jerkingest Brainbuster I have ever seen! It was hard to watch! Awesome though! Very shockingly though, Psycohol was the first pinned, as Wolfman X missed Disruptor and hit Psycohol with a German Missile from the 15 foot drop! Psyc backed right into a Natas Stunner, and then to add to that, Disruptor grabbed him and delivered a nice Osaka Street Cutter! And Disruptor pinned Psycohol! Amazing! That should never happen, but it did!!! With Psycohol out, the other three brawled a bit... and finally Disruptor tapped out to an Anklelock hold by WMX! I think WMX made Suicide tap to that at the last show! New finisher? Haha! Then it was down to the last two! To Wolfman X and Natas! The classic matchup that has been around since Day 1! They faced up to each other and then... then... then they hugged and shook hands?! What?! Wolfman X and Natas would have no final showdown! They walked off the camera friends, nearly 6 years after the first EWA Show, and many personal struggles between the two! And that folks... that folks may be the end of a GREAT career... That may have been it for Natas, moving to Florida and all! But I hope not! I really really hope not! And if you count the match from last night as part of this show, it can be said that this is the first time since all 6 of EWA's most legendary wrestlers (WMX,Natas,Ground Zero,Psycohol,Drakon,Jevon) were all at the same show since that one show in EWA1... of course Drakon wasn't there, it was Chainz right? But... ah I won't go there... as for the next show... no news on when yet, but I'll let you know... and about the pics that are down... hopefully I'll find a day where I am just sitting on my ass... and maybe that day I can upload all those thousands of freakin' pictures again! UUURRGGGHHH!!!
3/2/04... Well I sat down with Natas just the other day to get a few words with him about his move to Florida, among other controversial topics we hadn't touched on before... currently Natas should already be down in Florida, we wish the best of luck to him... to see the transcript of the last interview with Natas EVER(possibly), click here! I'll keep ya updated if the EWA has another show or not in the near future... and March 14th s WrestleMania XX! Why so important to us...? Because Wolfman X, Psycohol, Shortcakes, and Disruptor are all going to be in attendance! Oh yah, have fun down in NYC guys!
4/13/04... Ok, so it's been awhile... but good news is, Kill Bill's out on DVD today!!! Yay! Whoopie! Watch it! Also in the News, the EWA held it's first show in nearly two months just yesterday, and it was no letdown folks, let me tell you! To open the show, the Doctors of Extreme came out... but not in typical fashion..... mthis time they were dressed, get this, as Each Other! That's right, Psycohol was dressed and acted as Wolfman X, in the leather jacket, sunglasses and all, and WMX was dressed as Psycohol, ripped up pants, bandana and all! It was funny stuff! Anyways after bragging about killing the Gorilla and stuff like that, they exited, and the first match happened to be Mr. Splooge taking on Suicide in a Loserweight Title Match! It wasn't much of a match though, as Suicide quickly missed a Kendo Stick shot on Splooge, hitting himself in the head, and then accidentally falling full-weight on the little guy! Suicide took the 1,2,3 victory, and gave Splooge the Loserweight Title! Now Splooge I believe joins the 4-time Loserweight Champ Club along with Ninja! I don't completely remember the match order from here on out, but let me give it a try... so anyways, a 4-way dance was then set up between Face, Psychotron (the guy in orange with a paintball mask from the last show), a newcomer and friend of Max Delirium's named Vincent Demented, and the return of the Kamilian! That's right, Kamilian made his EWA return in WMX's new yard! Nice! So the match was on, and Face and Psychotron, two men of similar gimmick went at it, as Kamilian took it to the new guy, Mr. Demented! Then Kammy took it to Face, and amazingly after Face began gettiung the advantage, he just walked off... nobody knows where he went, but he walked off... anyway, the match kept going until finally Kamilian made Demented tap out to the Ananola Leglock, showing him what it's like to be in the EWA! Next up I believe was Mr. Execution defending his newly won Wolrd Title against the Ninja in a 3-Fall encounter! Ninja scored a quick upset with a well placed Savate Kick while Ex was looking the other way! Ninja was surprisingly up one on the Champ! But that sent Ex into a rage! A Madman in a dress he was! Yup, still wearing that Dress because of that loss so many shows ago! Anyways, he basically mutilated the Ninja for the 2nd Fall, tieing it up... and then in the 3rd, Ninja did some technical stuff, but eventually received much more brutalization before being pinned by Ex's flipping Neckbreaker! After the match, a Doctor came out to apparently help the Ninja who was in much pain... but then he began attacking the Ninja himself! Ninja couldn't do anything but lay there and take a tremendous beating from who seems to be known simply as Dr. Evil! Sound familiar...? Nah! So Dr. Evil with his surgical mask took it to the Ninja until Mr. Ex came out to clear the yard of the trash, throwing Ninja into the nearby trees! Another match on the card, possibly after that one, maybe before it, I dunno, was General Incoherence vs. the Disruptor! The REMATCH! Last time Disruptor got his arse handed to him by General, this time was to avenge that loss! And that he did! It was actually a very decent match, both men showing many skills... in the end though, Disruptor hit his Disruption DDT from the picnic table, ending General Inco's chances of winning! Disruptor took his sweet revenge, oh yah! Now who knows, I may have missed some matches, I dunno... but next I would say was the Tag team match, the Doctors of Extreme vs. Splooge and Ninja! Before the match even started, just after the DOE got out there, they called in these two kids from the sidelines! The kids were apparently big DOE fans, and they had made a poster for the Docs! Wolfman and Psyc seemed flattered, but flattery turned into destruction as Wolfman took the poster and ripped it to shreds! And then in one of the most vile attacks ever in EWA history, Wolfman X attacked the little boy and dragged him off for a beating! Psycohol hit the 11 year old girl with a hard right to the face! Then Psyc hooked on the Figure Four Leglock as the girl squirmed! The Doctors were pure Evil as always! Attacking girls, gorillas, and now defenseless little kids! What tough guys they are! So after annhilating the children, the DOE took on Ninja and Splooge! And in a very interesting match, Psyco attempted at all of Wolfman's signature moves, and WMX attempted at Psycohol's! Remember how they were playing each other at the beginning of the show? Here was the payoff! Psyc hit a Cliffhanger, a 1979, a Blitzkrieg on Splooge! WMX hita Twist of Fate, an Acid Drop, a poor but humorous Handspring CLothesline! In the end, they finished Splooge with the Demolition Drop, Psyc holding him this time as WMX did the jumping elbow! DOE easily defended their Titles! After that, the show was meant to be over... Psyc along with Wolfman saw Vince Demented talking with Shortcakes, and decided just cuz he's the new guy, he would be the next on their to-kill list! Watch out! They attacked, but he was soon saved by Max Delirium and a large 2x4! Demented and Delirium came back out, and Demented did all the talking, saying that Max wanted to defend his IC Title against both Doctors in a 3-way dance! WMX and Psyc said it wasn't worth their time, and refused! So Max went and grabbed Shortcakes, dragging her away screaming! He then tied her up to a chair, as Vince went to tell the Doctors of this! Psyc and WMX got up there and saw Shorty all tied up... WMX her husband could do nothing but laugh and laugh, he didn't care! Psyc somewhat cared though for some reason and accepted Max's challenge which totally pissed WMX off! He didn't wanna do this match! But now because of Psyco, he was forced to! So out in the yard, WMX sat on his new motorcycle, revving it as Max and Psyc started the match... WMX acted as if he were only out there for looks, not to fight... Max and Psyc were impressive, both showing an array of high-flying skills! Soon though, Wolfman was dragged into it by Max who delivered a leaping Clothesline! Then as WMX held Max for Psycohol, who leapt off the Table, Max moved, and hit WMX with a Frog Crossbody! WMX so angered by his partner, began beating on him suddenly! And now WMX and Psyco, as well as Max were all going tooth and nail! Max and WMX hit Psyc with the DOE finisher, the Demolition Drop! Psyc and WMX went for a Double Powerbomb, but Max's weight made them fall back into a double whoopie cushion! WMX hit Psyc with the Tilt-o-whirl and Pump Handle Slams! Psyc hit WMX with a Tornado DDT! Max got driven hard through a chair and some barrels twice! Max did at least 10 nip-ups! It was insanity! Absolute Bedlam, and an awesome match!!! And in the end, shocking to all, as WMX went for the Blitzkrieg to be assisted by Psyco, Vince Demented ran in, cracking WMX across the back with a kendo stick, as Max grabbed Psyco's head while in powerbomb position, and Diamond Cutted him to the ground! The Max hit a huge lunging Splash on both of them and pinned both of the DOE at the same time in probably one of the biggest upsets ever!!! Max had beaten the DOE and the show was over!!! It was no doubt a great show, and there were tons of people there on the sidelines too, giving it a good feeling of actually having somewhat of a crowd for once! I hope it can stay this way... if it does, the EWA may be totally back on it's feet again! And what will the Doctors have to say about Max beating them? Find out next time! And heck, it may not be long, cuz now with the longer days and all, they can hold their shows in the late afternoons and early evenings anytime they'd like thru the summer's end! I hope we see alot more EWA now that the weather's nice! I will keep you updated!!!