Richard Head: Alright Folks, today we have a surprise Interview with Natas, who made his shocking one-time return just yesterday... Natas, so is it the truth... you are moving to Florida?
Natas: Yup.
RH: Going to the Sunshine State, what made you decide to move way down there?
Natas: Actually, there are alot of personal reasons.... Nothing to do with the EWA, but if any of you remember HBK's "Lost my smile" speech, it sums it all up really nicely, which is appropriate since HBK is my all-time favorite. HBK had to leave the WWF, and Natas needs to leave New York.
RH: I lost my smile once... yeah... it's not a fun thing to deal with...
Natas: Nope, not at all. But I'm double tough. Extreme Icon and all...
RH: Yes of course, well anyways... yesterday... your return to the EWA! That was huge! What happened to the statement that Natas would never step onto an EWA Show ever again?
Natas: It all changed when I decided to move. Natas needs a closure to the legacy. Many EWA stars have just disappeared, but they are not Natas.
RH: Yes, very true, I'm glad you made the choice to make one last showing. Very nice...
Natas: Yeah, I did enjoy it. I have been watching the Ric Flair collection a lot recently... and it shows the Nature Boy showing a lot of emotion for what he loves....
RH: Ah yes... I hear that there is a claim out there that you are the Ric Flair of the EWA?
Natas: I think that is fair to say.
RH: Whereas Wolfman X is the Hulk Hogan...
Natas: WMX and Hogan with the egos...
RH: Yah, I can make the connections. Yes, they definitely share that, but heck dare I say that Wolfman's eclipses Hogan's even...
Natas: But Ric Flair and Natas are synonimous with World Titles. Face it, Natas was always about the World Title
RH: Yes, Natas is totally the man!
Natas: Cuz if you weren't fighting Natas for the World Title, you were defending it against him...
RH: Yep, that has definitely been the case, high caliber athlete that you are!
Natas: As the first Champion, I defined the World Title and what it meant.
RH: Yep.
Natas: WMX and Psycohol have both held other titles, but I wouldn't even compete for them... it was always about being on top for me!
RH: Yes.
Natas: When you see the old WCW World title, you think "Ric Flair belt" and I think I have earned the same in EWA World Title status...
RH: There is no doubt... now onto the show yesterday... even more shocking than your actual return was the 'sappiness' as you put it that you displayed during your return speech instead of the usual tyrade you would go on...
Natas: Once again to the Nature Boy, He called out Sting at the last Nitro so they could wrestle one last time because Sting was his favorite opponent, and since it was my last time, I wanted to call out Psycohol...
RH: Yes, that was a surprising moment when you claled out Psycohol... why did you choose him over say... Wolfman X?
Natas: Because Psycohol was my favorite to wrestle. Don't you pay attention. SLAPS HEAD
RH: Ouch! Yah... right... I should have paid more attention to your speech there... ummm... don't you think Wolfman X was probably a bit jealous to see you call Psyco out instead of him?
Natas: I don't think WMX should be jealous. We had the greatest fued in EWA history, but it was different with Psycohol. I didn't want to play the game, I just wanted to wrestle and I have always enjoyed competing with Psy the most.
RH: And your match was excellent... any highlights that you most enjoyed from the match?
Natas: I still can't fucking believe that Psycohol powerbombed me.
RH: Haha! That was awesome!
Natas: I guess.... kind of hurt.
RH: Yah, I never expected a little guy like him to be giving anyone Powerbombs.
Natas: Well, Psycohol has come along way. And as much as he will hate to admit, I was right from the start..... The PXW totally sucked ass and Psycohol is E..W...A!
RH: Well... I am currently still employed by the PXW... I wouldn't go around saying they sucked... when I am right here ya know... never know what could happen...
Natas: slaps Head Do I have to slap you around again?
RH: Ok sir, I'm sorry once again...
Natas: Now, back to what we really want to talk about....me!
RH: Ok, so it was an awesome match... I really didn't see much ring rust on you at all if any...
Natas: Well, I disagree but....okay. I am awesome and all.... The only PXW,EWA,XWA and WWF World Champion, ya know?
RH: Well yeah... err... but can XWA really count? I mean its basically the same thing as the WWF...
Natas: So, The Nature Boy isn't the NWA and WCW Champion because one turned into the other?
RH: Alright, fair enough... you got that claim I suppose... but back to the match... do you think it was a mistake wearing shorts in below-20 degree weather? You got quite bloodied up on the ice...
Natas: Yeah, and I was freezing my ass off. But, Natas wrestles in shorts and Natas is the Extreme Icon. Not some little wuss who has to wear sweatpants because of a little snow and a little cold air.
RH: Like Psycohol?
Natas: Well....... I wasn't going to mention any names but...... Yes!
RH: Yeah, what a puss.
Natas: He's gonna kick your ass.
RH: You're not gonna tell him I said that are ya?
Natas: Hmmmm, well, this interview will be posted on the internet for the fans, right?
RH: Oh ummm... well maybe I could edit that part out...
Natas: Tell you what, I have the perfect solution.....
RH: Oh yeah?
Natas: I'll just smack you for him... slap
RH: Ouch! Siding with Psycohol now are ya? I see how it is...
Natas: Yeah, we're both E....W.....A! Now he's gonna kick my ass...
RH: Haha... well speaking of Psycohol... since this is your last Interview possibly for awhile, would you like to make any closing comments on his Virginity?
Natas: What did WMX say about Disruptor? Something about every hour you play D&D is another day you are a virgin. Well, tell Psycohol to quit playing with his stupid car and that duct tape.... No, really I should say that Psy will get all of the ladies someday
RH: How is that?
Natas: I figure he'll be on Broadway as the lead in "Annie"...
RH: Haha! Yes... you were there for that play... how was it? And how'd he do?
Natas: It was good. I really had to stay glued into my seat because I saw empty chairs, and people, and a stage, and my fists and, well, Psycohol...
RH: Interesting... interesting... so you were tempted you're saying... to jump up there, and throw him off the stage or something like that?
Natas: Exactly. That would have been a nice newspaper clipping for the EWA scrapbook, as we got areested or whatever....
RH: That would have made for some interesting Theater........ so Florida huh... what are you planning to do down there? Any wrestling?
Natas: I hope so. I always want to wrestle. Jacksonville is a port town so, I'm gonna go down to the docks and try to find some guys to take under my wing.
RH: Cool, kind of like Wolfman X did in Oneonta? Or are you going to actually find guys with talent?
Natas: Talent is a must. I proved I can create high-caliber entertaining shows with little resources. Not like WMX who throws any old schmuck up there for a clip or two... "The Renegade Shows" against his "Next Generation", show that I am Vince McMahon and he's my little Eric Bischoff.
RH: Haha... yes and speaking of his talent... the Disruptor in specific... isn't there some comment you made about him at your last show that you would like to take back?
Natas: Nope. I could make The Disruptor good, he just needs guidance. A word of advice for WMX, put your ego aside for a while and teach that loser how to wrestle! But, yeah, Disruptor does suck...
RH: Haha, I believe Wolfman has tried to teach him, but he just doesn't listen... maybe he needs your open palm to teach him how to wrestle... it sure teaches me how to Interview more properly...
Natas: SLAP Good.
RH: Ufff... see, very effective!
Natas: Okay... honestly, I was sparking a fued. Disruptor can attack WMX for letting his ego get in the way of Disruptor's training cuz Natas said so. Honestly, myself and WMX have both worked with him and I think he just doesn't want it. You have to want it to be one of the best and no one has a love of wrestling like myself, WMX and Psycohol.
RH: Ok, now off to a rumor I heard... I mean now that you're moving to Florida and all, I don't think it's gonna happen... but there was a rumor floating around that you Natas, along with Psycohol were going to restart the PXW in all its former glory! Oh the dream matches... Natas vs. Hunter... Natas vs. Psycho Ruff! Was there any truth to this?
Natas: Ummmmm, I'm gonna have to go with slap,slap,slap NO!
RH: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Ok sorry man... just heard that thru the grapevine, my bad...
Natas: I think the Blob was the best one... but, I still wouldn't have wrestled him.
RH: He never even wrestled a true match anyways...
Natas: I wouldn't know. I don't waste my time with that crap. The PXW had to feel my Vince McMahon wrath too, as I overshadowed their little federation. But, all the EWA gets credit for that.
RH: Ok, I suppose... but do you mind if I exit for a moment and slip into something more comfortable?
Natas: SLAP So as I was saying, The PXW wasn't really bad, we were just more determined and had better talent in our roster.
RH: Yah thats the truth, they had a few guys who cared... but obviously not as much as you guys did... or they'd still be wrestling regularly...
Natas: Yup, they suck. I can't really say it enough, they suck, they suck, the PXW sucks!
RH: Hey I had my beginnings there Mister!
Natas: Psycohol is lucky I let him in the EWA after he dared to try to compete with us.
RH: He tried and succeeded!
Natas: Actually, WMX brought him in but, I know talent when I see it.
RH: You saying you trained him to be what he is today? He actually was brought up under your wing?
Natas: No, no, no. What I am saying is that Psy showed up with Mr. Ex and Mr. Splooge and THAT is talent.
RH: Well... ummm... I guess so...
Natas: But, yeah he was brought up under my wing and I was under his, and WMX... the same with us both. Like a big old, learning from each other and getting better and better love triangle.
RH: Wanna make that a Love Quadrilateral?
Natas: How about, you can just have my spot in the love-fest?
RH: Ooh yah... I like that... I mean... ummm... I'm joking of course...
Natas: Hmmm, that's too bad. Psy is still looking for the first special someone. He never said first special girl.....
RH: Yup, he's not alone in that, I'm still looking for my first special ma... girl too...
Natas: Okay, if we don't talk about wrestling again right now, I will kill you.
RH: Ok man, you really got me off on a tangent... so... let's talk about something serious now... you're feud with Wolfman X... the personal one that you guys had going for quite awhile... can you tell me about what was going on there?
Natas: Well, as far as wrestling goes, I think it's mostly egos.
RH: But something existed beneath that level right?
Natas: Yah well, first it all started with WMX doing some stupid stuff like ditching me at Wal-Mart and not being able to visit me on a couple of trips to Norwich for stupid reasons that I took personally, and I held a major grudge, especially since little sh*t kept adding up over time....
RH: Yup...
Natas: As far as wrestling goes, the EWA that we started as a team became WMX's for a while and I took resentment to being told I was "not allowed" to have a show without WMX there [although he denies it], so I decided to have my own shows. Especially after that whole "ownership" thing.
RH: I know the feud had lasted a long time, and he came to cry on my shoulder personally many times... I mean the tears were streaming... in falsetto voice "Gee why would Natas be so mean to me? Why why why why? What did I do to deserve this? He won't talk to me! Help me Dick! Help me please!!!" That's basically the gist of it...
Natas: I believe it, I was pissed. We were so pissed when GZ took our creation and tried to make it the UWA. Well, I was pissed because he took "our" creation and took it over. What gave him that right? It was ours! It always was, and I was pissed!
RH: Yeah, what he was doing was kind of tarnishing the good name you guys gave the EWA back in its heyday... it wasn't the same at all... and the ownership thing really did seem to go to his head...
Natas: No doubt about it. That is why I had to have my own shows, so to speak. I have to admit my ace in the hole for the whole "Renegade/XWA/WWF" era was Psycohol. The secret is... no ONE single person can do it.
RH: Yes, Psycohol seemed to be the key to all 3 of the Feds he was in... once he left back that one summer, they all seemed to collapse...
Natas: Yes, true true. Psycohol is a strong backbone, but before his head gets inflated too much, let's remember that the EWA, in it's phenomenal debut year, was pretty much Psycoholess.
RH: But your problems with Wolfman X are basically dealt with now right... everything is back to being cool again?
Natas: Yup, everything is good now, which is unfortunate because I am moving. With the icon Natas, the legendary Wolfman-X and the sub-par Psycohol leading The Ninja, Face, Ninjarette, Mr. Execution, Mr. Splooge, The Disruptor.... well, maybe we'd fire Disruptor, but, things could have been good in the EWA again.... and of course, the true trademark of the EWA, Shortcakes... who I missed, and was very dissappointed she could not referee my last match.
RH: Yes, Shortcakes really should have been there, that was definitely uncool... by the way, whatever happened to Ninjarette? Do you know something the rest of us don't?
Natas: Hey, last I knew him and Psycohol were humping...
RH: Haha... and you and Drakon were the legendary duo of the New Breed... but at that last show, you two really didn't talk or anything? Anything to that?
Natas: Okay, I guess it comes down to this. We were a great group at one time, like D-X. And I took off to World Titles, like HBK. However, Drakon did not amount to anything, unlike Triple H. So, Drakon is at a level where he comes out a gives crappy kicks and no one cares. He just can't run with me anymore.
RH: I see... so you finally come to turn your back on even your most loyal partner too... now that's the Natas we all know...
Natas: Yeah, as I said before, all I care about is World Titles, being the best. No matter who's @ss I have to kick or who's back I have to stab.
RH: So anyways, I know we've done this before, but lets recap some of your favorite things about your career... instead of one particular match, what have been some of your favorite match over the length of your career?
Natas: Well, I actually have a greatest match now.... I think it is the last match I had with WMX. It was the best match we ever had and it had the emotion of personal feelings mixed with the epic fued we had throughout the EWA years and I don't think the EWA will ever see another fued that even comes close to rivaling it!
RH: Very cool... but what about your spectacular matches with the ever infatiable Mr. Splooge? Do any of them come up to par with your WMX match?
Natas: Um, no. But aside from that one match there are 3 or 4 more with WMX and several with Psycohol that all have great moments that could make them up for contention...
RH: Yes, they were all great... so would you call it safe to say that the match with Psycohol, WMX, and Ruptor last week was the last match of your amazing career? Or do you think there is possibility of a return someday?
Natas: You never know when I might just be in town for a match if it's possible, but I wouldn't consider it an addition to my career, just a "just for the hell of it" match since no titles or fueds would come into play... of course, we are only talking about my EWA career...
RH: Yup... and if you were ever up here for a longer time... or maybe if some of the guys went down there for a bit, maybe a possible full-time return to the squared circle?
Natas: If I can build something in Florida, the Natas-legacy will continue. And bet your ass, I'm gonna build something in Florida.
RH: Awesome! If you build it they will come!!!
Natas: SLAP Shut up.
RH: Ouch! Come on, now that would be so awesome!!!! I thought it was cool... like ya know... WMX and Psyco and Splooge and Ex and all them guys will be on the next bus down!
Natas: Yeah, that would be fun, to have them all show up in my new fed, or EWA: in Florida...
RH: EWA: Vice City!
Natas: There could be a spin-off drama show in there.....
RH: Yes could be...
Natas: Oh, I have something of interest for you.....
RH: Good, cuz I was drawing blanks here...
Natas: The whole Sandman/Chainz ordeal
RH: What about them?
Natas: The whole uncensored story.....
RH: Oh really, the gossip from behind the scenes... the real truth?!
Natas: Okay, NWF Champion the Sandman and the great Natas are one in the same......
RH: Gasp No frickin' way!!! I mean we all saw the similarities and all but...
Natas: Oh, it's true. and Chainz from the 1st Revolution became Drakon....
RH: NO WAY! It all comes out now!
Natas: Now, here's the tricky part....
RH: Yes?
Natas: The Renegade Shows featured..... The NEW Chainz and the NEW Sandman... remember the WWF's New Razor and New Diesel?
RH: Oh... I'm just starting to understand... so those were not You and Drake, just imposters... whereas "NWF Sandman" and "EWA1 Chainz" are you two?
Natas: Exactly, making me a seven time, oh yes, count them, seven time World Champion!
RH: Ah that will have to have to be changed in the Title History page...
Natas: Yes, make me the true icon that I am.
RH: Alright, its a done deal. So this is sort of off the topic now... but I know you tried, but the fall of the WWF was destined to be, apparently... are you sad to see it now in the pages of yesterday?
Natas: Not at all. I have been given the tremendous honor [along with Psycohol] to be the WWF World Champion. It may have only been a show or two but, I will never apologize or be disappointed in that.
RH: Speaking of... Psycohol mentioned to me a few months back, that someone mysteriously snuck into his house and stole his WWF World Title? Did you hear anything about this? He's very upset...
Natas: Hmmm, I don't know. I have mine....
RH: Yours? Wasn't there only one?
Natas: kick to balls Boy, I hope it doesn't snow again before I go to Florida.
Minute goes by, Rich regains composure
RH: Yah, so good luck to you down in Florida... we're relaly gonna miss your presence up here... I don't want to get all senti...ment... *sniff sniff*
Natas: poke in eye Hey, is that a tear?
RH: Man you really know how to ruin a momen... *sniff sniff*
Natas: That's it, I'm leaving. walks out
Richard has his arms out helplessly crying like a little girl