Joe Diffie
Third Rock from the Sun
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"Good Brown Gravy"
Man, that smells good!
I can't get rich, I can't make a living
But I sure do something for the neighborhood women
I wake up every morning with 'em knocking at my door
You can't keep 'em waiting when they're wanting some more
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"Back! Back! I holler to my hound
You're supposed to keep 'em from coming around!"
I used to think they were after me
But they're just after my recipe
For good brown gravy
Good brown gravy
I said good brown gravy
Good brown gravy
You can sop it with a biscuit, you can eat it from a pan
You can lick it off your fingers when it's running down your hand
If I could get a backer I could cause a big commotion
I could put it on the market, call it "Biscuit Lotion"
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Granny told my momma 'bout the power that it had
Good brown gravy is the way she got my dad
They tried to get me in the Army (Army!), tried to get me in the Navy (Navy!)
Just to get the secret of my good brown gravy
Chorus