Has Graham been murdered by the one closest to him?
Following a long absence on the Dorkshire scene by the demonic "2nd" leader, Graham, many Dorks and anti-Dorkists alike have begun to question his location.
The plans for Alex's new presidential palace / torture chamber shown on the Dorkshire web-page indicate that no allowance has been made for the wooly hatted one.
During the early stages of Dorkshire, Alex and Graham appeared inseperable, but rifts soon began to appear in the dictators relationship. There were many bitter public rows over such simple things as the wording of Graham's speech, or more important factors, such as who was to have the final say in Dork policies.
A new photo, acquired by one of Mr M's spies, may indicate a dark new twist in this story of greed and rivalry. The photograph, shown below, although a little unclear due to the covert nature by which it was acquired, can be seen to show Alex overseeing a group of Dork slaves in the burial of a coffin.
The fact that Alex is dressed in full ceremonial 'Dorkshire Guard' uniform (his head still partially swolen from the use of helium), and is personally overseeing the covert burial, rather than delegating the job to one of his lackeys, suggests that the unfortunate inhabitant of the coffin was someone very important indeed. Graham's mysterious absence from Dorkshire could well have been explained!
I will bring you more on this impotant story as it breaks. Mr M's agents are currently working to uncover the coffin and discover its true occupant.
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