MARKCZT
does not like MTL's reply and plays take-away:
Mark:
I called Omar and said
he can hire mugu to do photo I need for Elohim Society since you wont.
I arrange to get you
Range Rover, laptop, Sony camera, and monies and you wont even do little
photo.
What this says about
you? It says you ungrateful. Man who cant be trusted with little thing
cannot be trusted
with big things. You
cant do little photo, then I never let you near $50,000 or $100,000 of
my money.
Not to worry. I take
care of photo. Photo was test to see if you obey me and do what I say
without question.
You too lazy to do
photo. Take maybe what? Half hour? Buy fish, have mugu hold with sign,
develop film.
You no work out as I had
hoped, so you no get paid. Please to forget everything. No car, laptop,
money. I find me real
soldier. I find me serious player.
ZT
A second letter of rebuke from CZT
immediately follows to drive home the point that Mark is out of the
family:
Mark:
Is has to be how I say when I say, ja? You
have to trust that I am privy to secrets you not know. You must ask me
before
you send LD or Mrs Betty e-mails and then you
must copy me on all e-mails to them under any names you use. You have
not copied me and I look stupid. Is not good.
I have to ask Mrs. Betty to copy me and so she does because
she is part of my family and obeys me.
Example: You sned LD picture of CCP book I
send you. You no ask me first. You assume without knowledge.
Problem is picture is of book from secret
Vatican inventory of 1990 and LD knows it. Problem is book
that BA has -- which is book I have -- looks
different and LD knows it. So LD calls me and asks
why James sends him picture of Vatican CCP. I
say that BA has book and is playing game with LD.
So I have to cover for you when you act
without consulting me first. When I am ready, I will give you
photo of real CCP book. I was not ready to
give you photo until I was satified you could be trusted.
My copy has different color cover. All five
books had different colors on cover. When I am ready
I will send you real cover. Page 89 is
horrible photo just as LD said (Mrs. Betty sends me copies
of all his e-mails). When you are ready, I
will send you picture of Page 89, but is horrible image.
Even me, battle-hardened Russian soldier who
fought in Afhgahistan picture terrifies me. Is not
meant for mortal man to see page 89.
Money will come but must approach LD my way.
I drink Vodka last night and smoke with my lieutenants.
We talk and decide to give you one more
chance. But you follow orders, ja? If me or my son Alexi tells
you do something you do it, ja? I am not
always available and so Alexi is boss in my place. He fought
with me in battle and he kill for me so I
know he is true and loyal.
Now Elohim Society is preparing to meet and
photo becomes critical, urgent. If you cannot do photo I have
Omar hire maga to do photo. I not need you,
but am giving you chance to prove self. In my family tests
come where question is not to ask, "What this
means?" but to obey without question.
Example: Alexi I tell to rob bank while
dressed as woman. I have reason but he thinks is strange.
But he obeys without question and robs bank.
He takes $733,400 all at once. Is huge haul! What I knew
what that big payroll was coming into bank
that day and that bank robber dressed as woman had been robbing
banks. So police blamed it on robber and not
Alexi. Point is he obeyed without question. For his obedience,
family gives Alexi $100,000 from haul. Rest
of money used to take care of family. Had Alexi been capture,
family would have broke him out of prison
using bribes. Even before I send him on robbery I have backup
rescue plan. It will be same when I send you
on missions. Is my military background.
So send photo. How soon can family expect?
ZT
CZT follows up with another letter
immediately. He calls MTL "Comrade" again to let him know he's back in
the family:
Comrade Mark:
Is now important to
do as I say, ja?
I write letter for BA
to send to LD. Send the letter below. Just cut and paste. No
questions:
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Brother Lionel:
+J. Dog Says Hello+
I have CCP Q Bleu of
1928. Here is photo with ruler to see it is genuine Q Bleu:
The Russians took
it from Fueherbunker on May 1, 1945.
The Vatican copy will
never be found. It is useless to have
Father Fabrizio look
for it. Cardinal Pendragon
stole it in 1992 after
the inventory. You must pay me $100,000
for the Q Bleu. I will
send you a copy of page 89 as proof that
I have book, but I
will not tear page 89 out of book.
Demons will attack
anyone who rips page from book.
You must return to
me the $932,000 that the Elohim Society took
out of my bank
accounts when I fled Cameroon.
We never found
Elijah's dagger. I think Muslim's
found it in 1918.
Nothing was in Crystal Cave expect
manuscripts I send
you. Before I leave Cameroon
I flood Crystal
Cave with water from river.
Is all underwater
except first five meters.
After you pay me what
is due, I will take Vow
and we never
again speak.
+ God is in
Heaven; Where is My Angel?+
BA
________________________________
ZT
MTL sends the above
letter to Lionel Drinkwater exactly as dictated by CZT. Since MTL has
asked for forgiveness, I figure he is willing to do anything CZT asks,
so the Colonel asks for a second picture and links the request to a
chance for MTL to make some cash:
Comrade:
Is just got call from company in China. I
am Master Distributor for them in Russia. I sell their line of
vitamins and herbal supplements to small distributors all over
Russia. Is very good money and gives me legitimate company to hide
other activites. Chinese now ask me to be Master Distributor to
Afrique.. Is chance for you to make $50,000 first year -- plus bonus
-- by managing small distributors. Omar will act as warehouse. Omar
is not smart enough to run business but you are.
Chinese ask me if I have contacts in
Afrique and I say yes. Product is called "Felch" and is Chinese sex
vitamin for man's sexual health. Is big money, no joke! I sell
millions of dollars worth of FELCH sexual vitamins in Russia with
slogan:
"I FELCH FOR PROSTATE HEALTH"
Please to send me photo of you holding sign
which say, " I FELCH FOR PROSTATE HEALTH" so I can give to Chinese
executives,.
I send to Chinese to prove that men in
Afrique will buy product. Is good if you can get pictures of two
men.Chinese say, "Picture
is worth 1000 words" and so I send them
pictures of Russian men with same sign two years ago. They have
pictures of men with
same sign on their advertising. Alexi has
his picture on bottles of FELCH sex vitamins I sell in Russia. Alexi
has women more than he can handle from being model of virilty for
sex vitamin company. He is like movie star in Moscow. Is to laugh
because I only started sex vitamin
company to hide profits from jobs and now
vitamin company makes much monies. Who knew?
Ship with Range Rover is getting ready to
sail Saturday. I load on consignment of Chinese sex vitamins. No
cost to you.
I will send you marketing plan and have
made pre-sales of $92,000 already made by making of phone calls.
Your commission
on all sales is 15%, so commission you will
get on first consignment is $13,800. You will have to deliver to
Cotonou
warehouse and Lagos warehouse. Then I will
give you names of distributors and you manage with strength. You
give
orders they take orders. Sell also some
rare Chinese herbs for $200.00 per bottle as I do in Russia.
If we work together you need legitimate
business of own to hide profits from other jobs. My vitamin company
is
called "Scientific Health Systems for
Better Living." Has different sense in Russian, but that is English
translation.
I sell vitamins through company but I also
sell adult videos, electronics, and many other items.
Please get photo quickly as I have to call
China in few days. I can hire model, but I want you involved because
Chinese
will come over to Lagos in two weeks with
cheque for us to open new warehouses. They will want to meet you and
be entertained. How much for five high
class whores for night? I pay, not to worry. I need five very
beautiful women
of Afrique who will give great sex to
Chinese men. I need 48 bottles of Johnny Walker Red -- can you get?
I need
ten cases of Marlboro cigarettes, red pack
in box, can you get? I need five hotel rooms, can you arrange when I
say?
Please let me know if you can get all of
these supplies, Do not buy anything yet. I can ship in Johnny Walker
and
Marlboro's but is easier if I know you can
get them so I now pay Customs duty. Is also Nigerian Customs streals
from my shipments. Johnny Walker and
Marlboro's are gifts to Chinese guests.
Chinese men will bring us gifts. They have
any kind of electronics you want. What do you want? I need to know
name you wish me to introduce you with to
Chinese men.
ZT
Whatever is asked of him, MTL is willing to
comply so he can get back into the family as he indicates it in the next two
letters. After all, MTL does not want to lose a good thing:
DEAR ZULE,
I AM SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENNED, JUST THAT I DO
NOT UNDERSTAND YOU WELL. THANKS FOR-GIVEN ME, I PROMISE IT WILL NOT
HAPPEN AGAIN. SEND MY THANK TO THE WHOLE FAMILY.
BUT I WILL TELL YOU LD NOW ASK FOR PROVE OF
HAVING BOOK AND PROVE OF HONESTY, I WILL SEND PICS OF A YOUNG MAN WITH
SIGN AS PROVE FOR HONESTY, THEN PICS OF PAGE 89 AS PROVE OF HAVING BOOK.
I THINK IT WILL WORK OUT.
I WILL TELL TO PAY $100T.
I WILL SEND YOU THE OTHER PICS.
WE CAN GET JONNY WALKER RED HERE, MARLBORO’S.
ANY KIND OF ELECTRONICS IS OKAY BY ME.
I WILL SEND ONE OF THE PICS I TOOK NOW BUT I
WILL RETAKE ANOTHER IT’S DARK.
MARKCZT
gives MTL some breathing room under the good cop/bad cop theory of
scambaiting:
Comrade:
Your work so
far is good. I am pleased. Still need pictures and know on you I can
rely.
LD is having
chest pains Mrs. Betty tells me. Is for 30 years looking for CCP Q
Bleu and now
he sees it,
realizes it is real. Is reminds of French proverb, "Careful of what
you wish for
because you
might get it." He had bad dream last night. I find this out from his
manservant
Mr. Hastings.
LD sometimes has bad dreams just like did his Uncle Calvin.
Guy, you know
Elephant Club?
I find on internet and so I am thinking we
take Mr. Yi and his associates to Elephant
Club.
You have some friends in Lag can get us in
Elephant Club?
What other nice places can we take Mr. Yi?
What you
recommend for entertaining of our Chinese
guests? I pay
for everything, not to worry. We have to make
nice nice
on Mr. Yi. Tell me ideas and costs of
entertainment,
and we need women escorts for them.
Mr. Yi owns ship Range Rover is being shipped
on.
Is good ship with Chinese crew. Ship is being
loaded and
leaves Hong Kong tomorrow. I have problem
with Range Rover key because is special
security key
has computer chip in it. I am having new keys
made and
is cost $400.00. Problem is that old owner
had
secret computer (Lojack) on car and signal
was sent
out from police to trace car. We looked for
Lojack
first thing and destroyed it. But signal
pulse deactivated
ignition and door locks. Car no start, doors
no unlock.
Mr. Yi knows man who can fix and so car is
being
worked on. Will be fine. Had to uncrate and
unwrap car
and rewire some things, no problem. Car is
down in hold
of ship. It will be crated up again. Crate is
labeled as
tractor. Omar will receive it as farm
equipment and
so you will not have to pay any tax or
duties. You
do whatever needed to register car when you
get it. Omar has crane and will lift crate
onto dock.
You sign manifest for farm equipemnt.
I ehav other question. I send letters to
magas using
name of Mrs. Miriam Abacha. I have no answers
from 90% of magas. I get some letters back
telling me to
"fuck off and die mugu" and to "go to hell"
and
other letters of hate. Is what happens to you
I assume, ja? What % of magas answer
you and send money? Is 5%? What % should
I expect? One maga sends me letter and calls
my mother whore and bitch. Why so rude?
It is too laugh. Why peoples get bothered?
Why they bother sending of hate mail? They
ehav no life!
I contact you again tomorrow. What is
happening with Anderson man?
Must go now and call Mr. Yi. Keep up good
work my comrade.
ZT
MTL then send CZT comments on the Anderson
fellow:
COMRADE,
I HAVE SEND YOU REPLY FROM ANDERSON AND
THE MAIL I SENT TO HIM.
NICE PLACE FOR MR. YI ENTERTAINMENT IS
NOT THE PROBLEM, I CAN SAY HOW MUCH BUT A LITTLE EXPENSIVE.
I WILL GET PICS LATER TODAY. SO TALK TO
ANDERSON HE WILL PAY.
HE SAID HE GIVE $50T FOR THE DOCUMENTS I
SAID YOU DID BRIBE'S AND SO TO MOVE THE PAYMENT TO THIS STAGE TELL
IF NOT NEXT YEAR THE MONEY WILL BE PAID.
I HOPE TO READ FROM YOU AGAIN TODAY, I
HOPE YOU HAVE GOTTEN A/C FOR MR. ANDERSON ONCE HIS READY TO PAY I
FORWARD TO HIM.
MARK
MTL in the guiuse of
James Chume finally sends a letter to LD with the required "J. Dog Says Hello"
sign, This is a big fish and holds
the record for the biggest African fish caught on film in a scambait at the present
time. CZT asked for a big fish and the lad delivered!
DEAR LD
J. DOG SAYS HELLO, YEA THEY HAVE BOOK THAT IS
BACK PAGE, READY TO DEAL WITH YOU IF YOU ARE WILL TO PAY
FOR $100,000. JUST BECAUSE THE BELIEVE YOU ARE A TRUE
CHRISTIAN AND WILL PROTECT CHRISTIANITY.
SIGNS AS PROVE OF HONESTY. IF YOU
AGREE WITH PRICE THEN WILL SEND A PAGE TO YOU SAY PAGE
89. DO NOT WORRY THEY WILL BE COVER WITH THE BLOOD OF
JESUS.
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MTL next sends CZT a dull,. moribund
photo for FELCH brand Chinese Sex Vitamins. He does not look at
all happy or excited to be Felching for Prostate Health:
PHOTO DELETED
Of course, the FELCH photo is all
wrong and Mr. Yi does not like it:
Comrade:
Thank you for sneding of
photo so quickly to me.
However, Mr. Yi did in
China not like photo. He wants done again.
Mr. Yi is difficult this
way. Here is what he writes to me:
"Zule,
picture is all wrong. Man does not look happy to use FELCH. Man
must smile.
Man must
look important. Please have him put two or three pens in his
pocket
like
businessman. Have him wear tie. Sign must be bigger. Whole body
of
man from
head to toe must show. I no like words, "I FELCH FOR PROSTATE
HEALTH" anymore. I want new sign to say, "FELCHING IS MY THING
BABY!."
Make changes
as I request. Keep same man in picture. He is handsome and looks
strong. Perhaps we use him on FELCH bottles in Africa? Does he
have contract
to be male
model? If not, sign him as model for FELCH bottle with contract.
No time to
waste. Send me my present of 48 bottles of Johnny Walker Red and
10 cases of
Marlboro Red in hard pack today by Fed-X. I am having party
next
Wednesday so please rush. I will send you X Box console Alexi's
son wanted.
I also send the lad ten X Box games plus newest
Pokemon card
decks from Japan. Did you get marble lion I shipped you?
With Utmost
Sincerity,
Mr. K. Yi"
Mr. Yi is how you say? Perfectionestic? Is every detail must be
right. But he pays
on time in USD. I have no complaints.
ZT
Mark next checks in on Mrs. Betty and
uses the Elohim Society secret code word:
DEAR MRS, BETTY,
J DOG SAY HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU AND LD, I HOPE HE MUST HAVE RECOVERED FROM THE SHOCKING
NEWS OF THE
DEATH OF MRS. JUDY A LITTLE.
I DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU FOR SOME THING NOW. PLEASE INFORM ME ABOUT
THE DATE OF
THE BURIAL OF MRS. JUDY. AND MAKE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS FOR ME READY.
THANKS AND BYE,
THE WILL OF GOD MUST BE DONE.
BA
Enter Arthur Anderson, scam victim of Colonel
Thorn's, who now sends a note to Mark the Lad. CZT has already conned
Arthur for $50,000 and now the Colonel is turning over this "raw meat" to
MTL:
Dear Sir,
My name is Arthur Anderson, my friend Vladimir
Stoyanichia, said that I
should contact you about our business. I
apologise for the delay, but my
darling wife has been in hospital, and I had to
be by her side. I hope
you understand, and that we can still conclude
this business as quick as
possible.
Please let me know what to do from here. Since
my wife has finished her
tests, I am free to concentrate on business
again.
Arthur.
Arthur's letter begins a scambait-within-a-scambait as Mr. ALHAJI IDRIS
AHMED -- who is Mark the Lad -- replies to Arthur. Because this is
Mark-as-Mr. Ahmed, we will keep these letters in black text to show them
as a separate scams. These letters provide subtext and demonstrate that
Mark the Lad commits many different 419 crimes simultaneously under many
different names and stories. As far as I know, Mark does is a full time
419 criminal. Mark opens this next e-mail with a fractured use of
English pronouns in which he speaks of Arthur's wife as his:
ATTN: ARTHUR ANDERSON;
DEAR ANDERSON,
I HOPE MY WIFE IS BETTER NOW, SAY ME WELL TO HER.
YES YOU REQUIRE ANTI-TERROIST/ANTI-DRUG CERTIFICATE (911 CLEARANCE
CERTIFICATE) BEFORE YOU CAN CLAIM THE MONEY. BUT TO GET THIS YOU
NEED
CERTIFICATE OF FUND ORIGIN, WHICH WILL BE ISSUED TO YOU BY NIGERIAN
LIQUIFIED NATURAL GAS,THE OFFICIAL COST IS $4,850 WHICH SHOUILD BE
PAID TO
THE ACCOUNT OFFICER THROUGH WESTESN UNION FOR REASONS OF URGENCY.
MR. CHUKWUKA R. OGUGUA-----NIGERIA
YOU SEND THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO ME THEN ONCE I RECEIVED THAT I
WILL
COLLECT THE CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN, SEND YOU A COPY THEN APPLY FOR
THE 911
CLEARANCE WHICH WILL COST YOU $68,250. WITH A COPY OF IT. THEN YOU
CAN THN
RECIEVE YOUR $45.5M.
BYE PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR WIFE.
BEST REGARDS.
ALHAJI IDRIS AHMED"Mr. Ahmed" then
attaches to the above e-mail the same bogus passport he sent to Dr.
Calvin Crocker in Act III of the James Chume
scambait, thus showing that guymen recycle the same forgeries to
different victims over and over. There is a definite sort of script
and this passport is used to establish the credibility of the fake Mr.
Ahmed:

Yossarian, a fellow scambaiter from
419eater,com is posing as Arthur Anderson. We compare notes so as to
triangulate on Mark the Lad. Yossarian sends me this note after receiving
the Ahmed letter and passport. I will italicize all of Yossarian's
comments to me that the lad never sees:
Just whose wife is sick here?
Anyway, I'm planning on saying "Come on man,
I paid that communist
$50,000 already. I'm going to ask him to pay
for this."
Basically I'm going to string the money
issue out before AA's wife
suddenly gets sick and the lad gets to hear
about her plumbing, then
he'll be so glad to get the money, he won't
mind going to somewhere
screwy?
Arthur then
responds to Mr. Ahmed:
Dear Alhaji,
I know that I need an anti-terrorist /
anti-drug certificate and that
this takes a certificate of funds origin. How
ever, my friend Vladimir
assured me that the money (over $50,000) that I
have already given him
was to cover these expenses. In fact, I was
under the impression that he
had already arranged these documents for me
while I was staying with my
wife in hosptal. I will be charitable and
assume that this is a simple
misunderstanding.
I apologise for any inconvenience that this has
caused you - Vladimir is
acting as my agent, but he is a very busy man
right now.
Arthur
MTL is not happy about Arthur's carping about something as trifling as
paying yet more money:
DEAR ANDERSON,
WELL I WAS AWARE THAT HE DID SPEND SOME MONEY ON THE LOCAL TAXES
THAT WAS TO
PAY DURING THE CONTRACT PERIOD THAT WAS NOT PAID. HE ALSO GIVES
BRIBE TO
ENABLE YOU COLLECT THE CONTRACT SUM. HE PROMISED ME THAT YOU WOULD
EVEN GIVE
A LAPTOP. THAT WHY I WANT TO MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY, THEY’RE
LOT OF
PEOPLE IN THE WAITING LIST NOW. I THINK YOUR FRIEND DID MUCH TO GET
THE
PAYMENT TO THIS STAGE.
WELL GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM.
BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR
SIDE, THIS
QUARTER PAYMENT WILL BE CLOSING SOON.
PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM AND GET ACROSSE TO ME.
BYE, HOW IS YOUR WIFE I HOPE SHE IS RECOVERYING VERY FAST,
ALSO REMEMBER TO SAY ME WELL TO HER.
BEST REGARDS.
ALHAJI IDRIS AHMED
MTL then checks in with CZT and cc's him on
the letters to Arthur:
I HAVE SEND YOU REPLY FROM ANDERSON AND THE
MAIL I SENT TO HIM.
NICE PLACE FOR MR. YI ENTERTAINMENT IS NOT
THE PROBLEM, I CAN SAY HOW MUCH BUT A LITTLE EXPENSIVE.
I WILL GET PICS LATER TODAY. SO TALK TO
ANDERSON HE WILL PAY.
HE SAID HE GIVE $50T FOR THE DOCUMENTS I
SAID YOU DID BRIBE'S AND SO TO MOVE THE PAYMENT TO THIS STAGE TELL
IF NOT NEXT YEAR THE MONEY WILL BE PAID.
I HOPE TO READ FROM YOU AGAIN TODAY, I HOPE
YOU HAVE GOTTEN A/C FOR MR. ANDERSON ONCE HIS READY TO PAY I FORWARD
TO HIM.
MARK
MTL now sends us this most
excellent FELCHING photo:
PHOTO DELETED
Mark includes a note with this 419 collector's
photo:
this is the pics confirm if is okay.
do not send abacha, they haedly answer it.
i will send you letter to send(formate).
mark
MTL's remark about "abacha" refers to
an earlier question CZT asked Mark about the effectiveness of
sending 419 letters to potential victims under the name of Miriam
Abacha, the former First Lady of Nigeria, who is very probably the
most widely used name in 419 letters. I have personally received
at least a dozen letters from Miriam Abacha offering me a share of
over $500,000,000 if I add up the value of each letter. I like
Madame Abacha so much that I turned her into a 419 Trading Card:
PHOTO DELETED
I will render Mark the Lad's "Felching Is My
Thing Baby" photo into my 419 trading card soon. Enough silliness for
this page. Let's move on to page five of this comic scambaiting
adventure which is soon to turn tragicomic -- at least for Mark the Lad,
who has given CZT this name and address for use in registering the
Range Rover:
NO 10 ALUFA AMINU STREET, OFF
PEDRO POLICE STATION PEDRO.
Might this be the real Mark???
I don't know, but what I do know is that Mark is
sensitive enough to drop a note to Mrs. Betty to ask if Lionel Drinkwater has
gotten over the shocking murders -- and oh by the way, he asks in passing, where
is the laptop Lionel was going to send him?
From: michael williams
To: Lionel Drinkwater
Subject: Re: Funeral Notice
Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 04:47:44 -0800 (PST)
DEAR MRS. BETTY,
HOW IS MR. DRINKWATER, I HOPE HE HAS RECOVERRED FROM THE SHOCK NOW AND
HAS
STARTED HIS NORMAL BUSINESS?
I SUPPOSED YOU PROMISE TO SEND ME THE DHL TRACKING NUMBER ON MONEY BUT
TILL
DATE I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY THING FROM YOU. PLEASE ITIMATE ME WITH THE
HAPPENINGS.
REMAIN BLESSED.
WILLIAMS
Mrs, Betty, good ol' trusty, gotta-love-her,
Mrs. Betty, once again covers for Lionel. Mrs. Betty is a great
character to have because she can cover for all of my mistakes -- just
like all Executive Assistants do for their bosses in the real world!
Dear Mr. Williams:
Please excuse Mr. Drinkwater. He is still
badly shaken from the murders.
The laptop will be sent to our shipping department on Huahine on the
scheduled
Friday cargo flight. We have two cargo flights per week from Drinkwater
Island to Huahine. The laptop will then be bundled with other cargo and
taken to Papeete where it will be assigned a DHL shipping number and
then
forwarded to Australia and then to Cotonou. I would think it will be
there
in 14 days or less. I should have the DHL tracking number for you next
Monday. I will load the name and password onto the computer tomorrow
morning.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Betty Ferguson
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