Mark the Lad finally replies after almost a week of uncharacteristic silence. When he does, he gets us all back onto the topic of getting him some money. No matter how much drama you throw at them, the lads always bring the topic back to asking how soon you will send them money; of this fact you can always absolutely count on. The lads say the exact thing Cuba Gooding's character did in Jerry McQuire: "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" I have italicized and highlighted the money part in Mark's letter below. Mark also zeroes in on the $75,000 inheritance left to Bishop Abernathy by Judy Smythe. It is galling to see how Mark cares not that a woman was murdered in cold blood by Russian hit men; he only wants her money! 

Mark,

Is good to hear from you. I hear is violence due to elections in Nigeria. Are you safe where living?

Your letter has good ideas. Problem with $75K of inheritance is LD wants letter as proof of recovery from drug treatment program. I know LD will verify letter. So here is what we do: I can get letter showing proof of heroin treatment. You have to get e-mail address and when LD sends e-mail asking for proof that letter is true, you pose as "Dr. Ubani Zbeta" -- doctor who treated BA before, ja? Just in reply say "Yes BA pass treatment, is drug free," I will tell you what to say. Mrs. Betty is copying BA's personal file and sneding it to me in Guam. I had to pay her $5000 for fee. She is good spy for me but not cheap spy. I pay her $3000 each month plus fee for each job because of risk. LD never calls people and so we are safe from phone call. He does not like his picture take or voice heard. Is superstitous, ja? Has CCP book now and goes back to Crystal Cave now with new team to find holy relics.

My arm is bad shape and is infected. Ribs are broken. I will itemize monies nurse in Miami sneds me. Is Anderson man in contact? I have limited time on ship for personal work. Ship is full of crew from India who yell and fight. Chinese captain is insane and hits crew with bamboo stick when mistakes are made. Captain makes one man his head bleed badly. I say to captain to be humane to crew and he yells and points pistol at me tells me to shut up. He is pig and I will have Alexi punish him when we get to Guam. One crewman from India I catch spying into my laptop. I ask why he looks. He says he looks for women pictures of sex. I tell him to masturbate elsewhere, for he disgusts me. I then take pliers and twist his ear until he screams like little girl. I tell him to stay out of my cabin and belongings. Whole damn ship is crazy like this with Indians yelling and cooking of food that smells like dead goats with curry.

So you want $5500 from Mrs. Betty? You ehav to write her in name of Williams and ask her for "Circulation Fees" of $5500. She will know what means. Mr. Yi say we wait until I am in Guam. He asks if you have been male model and can you pose in thong underwear for FELCH posters? I say I don't know, ask Mark if he will pose in thong underwear, what do I know of glamour? How is your body for modeling? Are you too fat to model with no shirt on? Do not be too fat or Mr. Yi look for sleeker male model. He wants glamourous, healthful man. He likes facial features you have and say you look healthful. He asks what diet is you take for your health?  

ZT

After fucking so badly with Mark the Lad, I need to make nice-nice on him even more. Accordingly, Sister Better will send him $2500 by WU:

Here is the WU attachment Sister Betty included. It was made by RevRKK and is a dandy little form:

DOCUMENT NOT SHOWN FOR SECURITY REASONS

J. Dog Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 557 Location: Drinkwater Island, French Tahiti

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:47 pm My character Mrs. Betty has just sent Barr. Williams an e-mail stating that he will get $2500 from WU tomorrow. RevRKK's WU form is attached. However, as Drinkwater Island has no WU facility, the money will be sent as soon as the pilot of Monday's cargo flight lands in Nuit, French Tahiti. Unfortunately, Mrs. Betty forgot to include the control question and answer in her e-mail, thus necessitating an e-mail from Barr. Williams to ask for it. This will cause a delay during which time the the pilot will go into the WU office in Nuit to send the money. When the pilot tries to send the money, the Nuit WU office will have this surprising message appear on their computer screen: The pilot will not know what to do and so he will e-mail Mrs. Betty the screenshot. Mrs. Betty will then e-mail Barr. Williams and attach a copy of the screenshot. She will tell Williams that she is sure there is some kind of awful misunderstanding and that she asked the WU office in Nuit not to contact Interpol. She will then give Barr. Williams the control question and answer and say that the pilot was able to send the money but had to sign, "some kind of form." Barr. Williams' problem is that he will think he risks arrests in Lagos if he goes to collect the money at WU given the computer warning that he is a criminal. Thus, he will have to ask Mrs. Betty to re-send to another name and the process starts over. So Mrs. Betty looks like she is trying to help him and the charade of good faith on her part is maintained. The second name will of course appear on the banned list. Essentially, I have already planned out the lad's upcoming week and it will not be pleasant. That money is always so damn close, isn't it? That's just exactly what they do to their victims and that's what we need to keep doing to them! _________________ J. Dog You already seem too suspicious to my gaze and so I am treading on ice steadily until assurances of your honesty are solidified within my personality. Last edited by J. Dog on Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:21 pm; edited 1 time in total

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