What's
that tune?
An Englishman comes into an Irish pub and orders a pint of Guinness. He takes his pint, drinks half of it and puts it back on the counter. A monkey, that was sitting on the left corner of the bar, jumps up to the counter and walks straight to the Englishman and pisses right in his pint. The man says in an angry fashion to the landlord: "Excuse me Sir, do you know that your monkey is pissing in my pint!" Where up the landlord then replies: "That's not me monkey Sir, he belongs to that piano player over there." So the Englishman walks towards the piano and asks the musician: "Excuse me Sir do you know your monkey is pissing in my pint?" The piano player turns his face and answers: "No Sir, but if you whistle it I'm sure I'm able to play it."
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Why are the Irish always
fighting each other?
Because those no other worthy opponents!
