What
did he say?
Shamus O Brian and Sean O Sirideain
rest by the snug (pub both) and
drink some of the dark stuff (Guiness
Stout) as Daniel, a blow in from
America, enters the Pub.
"Is it yourself, Sean?" Daniel says sitting
himself on the stool next to Sean,
"Good mornin'," Sean replies, then
goes back to writing his letter.
Shamus takes out a cigarette and turns
towards Sean and Danny and asks,"
you boys have need of a fag?" Sean
nods and Shamus gives him a cigarette,
while Daniel looks a bit
confused. "Jesus, I'm Shagged"
Shamus says looking at his tired hands.
"Oh yea?" Sean replies, "You
should of seen the sexy bird I saw last
night!" Then Sean looks
up from his letter and says, " Damn me
spellin', got a rubber on ye, Daniel?"
Daniel then gets up and rushes
out of the pub, looking dazed and
confused. Sean then looks to Shamus
and says, " Those American Plonkers
sure say the strangest things!" "Cop
on! They are from America!" Shamus
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