HansonPhan1: HANSON SUX GREEN DONKEY DICK!
zaccysgirl: donkeies have green dicks?
ADIDAHGIRL: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GREEN DONKEY

Bevers-: i had sex with a turtle

green_day0: tigers dont fly

tulsachic: i gotta go cause my friend is a bosomhead bye

Silver_Tear: dooooddddd

NiteTiger: whats a blender???????

Silver_Tear: UNLESS YOUR FOOD I GUESS I DO HATE YOU!

SunShine3111: wit, how do yu make em voice hins?

ADIDAHGIRL: she aint a home yet :(

moehitz: holy pooper smackers... that could of been freakin me!!!

moehitz: i feel like creaming

*** AcidFusion was kicked by AcidFusion (System Killed)

moehitz: i have an aunt bob

ADIDAHGIRL: lol guess what i have 20 cents and a box of cake mix what ya think i am goin in life ill tell ya

ADIDAHGIRL: WELL THAT IS ODD CUZ MY SIS IS SUCH A OOH

NiteTiger: Damn most fine guys are gay

ADIDAHGIRL: I WAS CHECKIN OUT THIS HOT BLONDIE THE OTHER DAY AND HE WALKS BY AND GRABS THIS OTHER GUYS HAND

NiteTiger: Okay my brother he like um dresses up and wears make up so its like he is the girl in the relationship..Is tha like how it is sometimes!?

TallyGal: we're gonna see one freaked out cow when she comes back

*** InTaysBoxer_IMeanEyes (~InTaysBoxer_IMeanEye@xxxxxx.talkcity.com) Quit (Sex is not the answer, its a question, and the answer is YES!!!)

ADIDAHGIRL: U BETTER WATCH OUT ILL MOON YA

elle15: NO IM THE BITCH AND THE BEST DAMN ONE U WILL EVER MEET

MayaT1: I mean you guys have to be DEAF to like their music.

SugAr_cHicK: <~~~ 100% pure Bitch!

JuliasMaiI: Oh Britney Give it to me

JuliasMaiI: I wanna screw Britney Spears!!!!!!

Angelwhitney: we are a panher

ADIDAHGIRL: I THOUGHT U PEED ON THE FLOOR BUT IT WAS THAT OTHER GIRL LOL

BoPeTtE16: I want to have a baby.

bsbgirlie1: NO THANX I'LL PASS!! GOT NE NUDE PIX OF NICK CARTER??? (lol Tric....then all we would need is a cake)

ADIDAHGIRL: DAM BOY WHAT DID U TAKE SOME SPIKE ME UP RIPE ME AND MOVE ME ALL AROUND KINDA PILL

SilverWyngs: I mean, eating chairs.

SABS1: kornfused... that was KORNy lol

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: dod?

EveningStar4: Well sorry too much eyeliner, like I said earlier I thought I was a smurf. ooo.

^OrBiTz: I have a friend??

AshCatchem1: i am a force of evil unknown to man: the name's bill clinton

moe-itz-socks: omg some lady was waking down he streetn and then she fell on her butt and she dropped her milk and it splattered everywhere

Blade1801: OH CRAP I'M IN THE WRONG PLACE I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE GOAT ROOM!!!

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: hairy pits! need to shave!

JuStiNiKe: Tricia...blue boxers today..lol

^Disconnected^: the next person who talks is inbred

^Disconnected^: Zoi loves Syntax so that means... ZOI'S YOUR COUSIN!

^Disconnected^: she's part of the largest inbred family in the world... OURS!

^Disconnected^: I like bean dip :)

^Disconnected: Attention K-Mart Employees...WE FINALLY HAVE A CUSTOMER!!!!!!!
^K-MaRt-ShOpPeR^: Who??
^K-MaRt-ShOpPeR^: I'm a customer...
^K-MaRt-ShOpPeR^: Been shopping there for 7 years now...
moehitz1: the guy that fell in isle 6?
^K-MaRt-ShOpPeR^: Hell yes, thats where I get my food.. My clothes... Damn, thats where I live!!

Tarheel_Baby: "Have you seen my weener?"

PORKSALOT: if it was socially exceptible i would marry your tab key

^Disconnected^: WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO PICKED YOUR NOSE & CREATED ME!

PORKSALOT: hate to see you leave but i love to watch you go lol

Comedy_Kid: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

IkesABabe: your a druggy arent you? yes dont lie you r

PORKSALOT: your making my keyboard mess up with your computer voodoo

ADIDAHGIRL: becky my dog misses u

ComedyKids1: wow 4834 is my telephone # Becky

Ronfarechild: I DONT SHUT UP I GROW UP, AND WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I THROW UP,

JOEY126: no one's mother is so old she lost her virginity to Adam!

TLC_chicka24: I MEAN LARF!!

*A_Freak_On_A_Leash is a proud dork!

^Disconnected^: Don't hit a man with glasses.... hit him with fists

^Disconnected^: no shirt, Shoelock!!!!!

^OrBiTeR: it's green cuz I pick my nose!

Meerkat27: lemme see... a phone line... a modem... guess that means all you need is the actual phone

SonicSpeed1: i didnt know i could go online with a fat lady

Meerkat27: Welcome Back to #hanson syn...... did you bring my frilly underpants?!!!!

Meerkat27: OH NO!!! SYN'S STALKING KARLA!!!! Oh wait... syn's stalking Dylan... & she cuts him with a machete... ooo... that had to hurt... & now the bullet... & the fat guy... & now she's scrolling him! Oh well... so did anyone fid my underwear?

KoRn013: fup?

EveningStar4: the frog in the meadow goes moo the frog in the meadow goes moo the farmer hits it on the head with a frying pan and that's how you get hamburgers

EveningStar4: okay, nooow seagul the seagul in the meadow goes moo the seagul in the meadow goes moo the farmer hits it on the head with a frying pan they grind it up and that's how you get hamburgers

^Disconnected^: Im Matty the drunken Man * hic hic* I live in a Millers Can * hic hic* I drink all the beer I act like a queer, Im Matty the drunken Man *hic hic*

Punky_Brewster1: he is working on his car
Phrik: The kangaroo?

== Albertane2002` (~ActiveX@xxxxxx.talkcity.com) QUITS the IRC network (Every morning is the dawn of a new Error...)
[copycat? wannabe? hah]

*TLC_chicka24 larfs on syntax's shit key!!

Slaughter17: going........going
== Slaughter17 (~Slaughter17@xxxxxx.talkcity.com) QUITS the IRC network (gone)

*Chick-A-Dee- Stip it u two!! Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye!! Or in this case.. actually, dies...

Chick-A-Dee-: Im an acorn...

RunSyntaxErrorRun: RUN! RUN NOW! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch... Paper cut...

SuPeRw0mAn: SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG WE LOVE YOU!

sis747: LORDY..I FORGOT ABOUT THE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TLC_chicka24: OH GEEZ HOLY MOLY NO SIT UPS II HATE THOSE WITH A PASSION!!

TLC_chicka24: shit up hmmmmm can i try lol..

moehitz1: shit up.. keep pushing

^Disconnected^: your shirt it glues to the floor & Dee is handcuffed to you... & you still go up & down... What the hell are you? SuperWoman?

PORKSALOT: i wont mention any names. i want to hold my supper up

PORKSALOT: eh oh! oh eh! Adrian!!!!!!!

Chick-A-Dee-: How come I dun have a mouf!?

PORKSALOT: yeah i see a bunch of hicks on buggys. yeah its PA

PORKSALOT: speaking of sucking. hi syn

^Disconnected^: i get defensive & you say I flirt... how do you like to be in my shoes? (I put oder eaters in them)

^Disconnected^: damn you you mother of a son!

^Disconnected^: damnit I hate it when you do that syn I'm gonna... yea.. & do that too cuz you're like... yea.. so stop... or... I'll uh... I'll throw you in a... thing in... Tokyo

^Disconnected^: WAAA-HA-HAAAAA! I'M GONNA PUKE IN YOUR UNDERPANTS!

Chick-A-Dee-: stip telling me to stip telling u to stip telling me to stip saying stip!! NOW STIP!!

SilverWyngs: I'm a witness!
Phrik: NO WITNESSES! Don't make me get the bat!

SilverWyngs: Wot? Dee's a daddy AND a cross-dresser!!!

Tarheel_Baby: yeah right -- and I fell off the turnip truck yesterday!!

Tarheel_Baby: I don't care how you got it I just wanna know how though.

Tarheel_Baby: that's not funny! lol

SugAr_cHicK: Am I a bad mother?? Why can I just have a normal child? wh likes to go to the mall with friends?? instead of a child hacker?? *bry*

SugAr_cHicK: ZAR TOO

Spawn1000: *I am always cereal*

Lost9: you are your own daddy

Spawn1000: On the next Jerry Springer syn is her daughter who's her cousin's niece's aunt's uncle's sister in law who married her 7th cpusin!...LMAO

SugAr_cHicK: Wait, ok, Syn, So Im ur Mommy, Mattys Mommy, yet, Matty is my Brother, cousin, Dad, and Grandpa?? Wow.

SugAr_cHicK: U breathed out a booger!!!

SugAr_cHicK: Na na na na na Syn has a booger, Na na na na na na

BaMa_BaBy: Not me I never wear shirts not pants what the hey? I've been in this world for 79 years I know what i' doing

EveningStar4: I make a point to be strange...but if people don't realize that by now they'll never know. Heather do you have a purple dog?

PuRpLeFuZz: And no, I am not representing 'Gay Pride' so dont ask...

PinKDoLPhiNz: Dylan, you call yours a laser thingy..never heard a guy say that before..

Chick-A-Dee-: Okay, Im Syns Mommy, that makes her my daughter, And Matty is her sister, but hes er shes not my daughter, becoz t was like from previous marriage or wotever, so Im not related to him, and um Karlas not apart of it or something she said?? lol, But I know I only have 1 kid...

Chick-A-Dee-: Now, Im Syns Mommy, and she is my only kid, I am no one elses Mommy. I had a divorce, and Syns Daddy, re married, and that lady is Mattys and Karlas Mommy. So they r not related to me, and Syn is their half sister!!! There!! Its setlled!! and thats how it is!!

PinKDoLPhiNz: I bit two guys today..no wait 4...

*BaMa_BaBy cries too, If you really cared about me you would buy me those new dentures and some Ovaltine

PORKSALOT: im not very high but im above dirt i know that much. lol

Tulsa_Blonde: give it to me syn

All4Kixx: certain parts of my cow is fat

TLC_chicka24: lamo my hotline is 1800-shit ups -in!!

SilverWyngs: Actually.. it's like a cheap porno movie gone bad.. um.. wait.. not like I'd know

BLuEbErRyFiZzLe: I was thinking

[AccessDenied`]: Hey, Syn-y, Finger me

TLC_chicka24: i am talking i am barking at the tree now hush before i get sparke to bite ur ass so hard u cnat sit for days!!

Albertane2002 goes fishing and catches his dead, water-logged hippo

* TRIPLE_J_JOLT kisses himself

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: sorry im gay

moehitz1: and that's how syn ate my eye

Tays_Love: I ate dog food!!!

Chick-A-Dee-: Come on, eat rocks!!

TLC_chicka24: trippin!!!i trippin!!

luv_4_tay: nope.l'm as clueless as a cow with sheep

Chick-A-Dee-: I told u NO MORE FINGERING

TLC_chicka24: i am gonna have a bird!!

Albertane2002: hes watching us have sex

GirleeJo: I want 2 flirt w/ my baby!

Albertane2002: IM NAKED!!!

DarcarH: syn, can you show me how

DarcarH: becareful....young men only have one brain and it does not have ears or a nose close by

^MysticalDruid^: How dare you version someone while I'm fingering you, syn?!

^MysticalDruid^: jacking off is sexual!

[13:41] * Chick-A-Dee- frenches Matt

moehitz1: dont appreciate my massages? i'll go find my doggie then!

[14:55] * Chick-A-Dee- kisses her ear on the cheek :P

MattyBear: I'm not going to touch your boobs... it's hard to make them round like that... it took me a lot of work but when I draw on them to make them round I... don't think this is sounding very good

FuZzYgRaPe: I wanna FINGER Hanson damnit

KoRn013: better watch out Synhax I'll dinger you!

[19:46] * MattyBear gives the bra back to Dee

Ted-Dee-Bear-: boly shirt

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: And we're gonna UghUgH!

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: and I'm gonna get drunk and run out in the street nakie!

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: And i'm gonna play golf with a horney puppy

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: MY BOOB ITCHES!

AaRoNsBaByGiRl: Aarons fingers are 3 inches long and we have no problems

[20:45] * MattyBear takes off Karla's bra

FromThisMomentOn: ONE THIRTY TWO PEE EM

FromThisMomentOn: 3 1/2 inch floppy dick

TLC_chicka24: GIMMIE MORE!!

TLC_chicka24: give it to me Syntax uh huh uh huh lol!!

[FromThisMomentOn FINGER] me!

TLC_chicka24: hey DRINK me!!

[FromThisMomentOn OH] baby yeah! Ill finger you!!! Lets meet up in #Albertane2002 and We can finger each other all wee wannntt!!!!! ;)

[FromThisMomentOn FIIIIIIIIIIIIINGER]

TLC_chicka24: Dylan u pervert dippy !!

HITZ3ASHLEY: I WAS TALKIG TO MY SHEETS!

Albertane2002: Ash's dad grows sheep and gives them raisins

HITZ3ASHLEY: i dunno my dad probly screws the sheep i dont talk to him i just see the looks on my moms face

PORKSALOT: hey leave my boobs alone.

[8:39] * Albertane2002 fingers Syn-y

MaTtYs-GurL: Im a guy.

[16:04] * `gLiTcH *can't* wear shorts or someone will see his dick

Abort_Retry_Fail: OH GODS OF THE COMPUTER! FORGIVE HIM!

[12:19] * Chick-A-Dee- gives Syn a really L O N G hot super and erotic, earth-shAKEing soul-b*u*r*n*i*n*g, OH MY GOD if I stop now I'll die, blood-boiling OH MY GOD Im getting wEt, close to X-rated, weak in the knees, nails in the back, take me NOW, heart stopping, body t-i-n-g-l-i-n-g, wild oRgAsMiC, scream like a wolf, passion EXPLODING d-e-e-p, wEt L O N G--lingering..FRENCH KISS!!...woO-HOo!! Syn

^Chase`: floppy dick

^Chase`: My name is dip shit.

[13:21] * ^StarGazer^ frenchs Syn-y

Ted-Dee-Bear-: Im a barbie.

Dylan on AIM (8:52:33 PM): im doing the mic

Dylan on AIM (10:24:07 PM): My laser pointer is in my pants

FrEEd0M-1: YOU CUT MY LASER POINTER OFF!??!?!

FrEEd0M-1: LEAVE MY MONKEY ALONE MATT DON'T TRY TO PLAY WITH IT!

* [Charmander] is playing with his monkey

* PinKDoLPhiNz tells Matt to eat his monkey

FrEEd0M-: ERGA DEEAK

Silver-Smile: I wish webtv had an ass

* Syn`sAngel STIP PLAYING WITH MY WANKY!

SiLvErMoOdRiNg: Fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo... fingerbang an orangutan, fuck the whole damn zoo...

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: I couldnt hold it in and i thought no one was listening..

SiLvErMoOdRiNg: I was eating a weenie, and I coughed, and a chunk of it flew on the screen, lol

Dylan on AIM (6:06:05 PM): finger me again lol

E-Matt84: for Shits and giggles!!!!!!

[Agent-D]: Quack Quack?

HaNsOn14366: I DO OSTRICHES

Alexander4: Yes, You may have sex with the chicken.

* RedBeRRyGLiTTeR takes her clothes off

* SeXy_TaY_GiRl LOOKS AT THE EMU SEDUCTIVLY

HaNsOn14366: I AM HORNY FOR GORLLAS

[20:41] * SeXy_TaY_GiRl MOANS AS THE CAMEL DOES ITS THING

PixiStix25: HEY TAY LET'S DO THE BIG WILLOW TREE

PixiStix25: WOLVES ARE HARD

SiLvErMoOdRiNg: I'm a gay male.

SiLvErMoOdRiNg: I am a manly man

AYsBaBe: Me So Horny. hehe

moehitz1: I'm married to the wall

moehitz1: I ran into my printer 8 times

`NetSplit`: I'm wearing socks that go up to my knees & underwear that go to my ankles

[14:16] * ^RealityCheck^ scratches syn's butt

moehitz1: I'm a camel

moehitz1: Yep.. I am a stupid fish

ChoST_oF_PhYr: i had breast implants

ChoST_oF_PhYr: i have an afro

[10:19] * TLC_chicka24 kisses beckee's freezer "again:"

moehitz2: Beckee you're soo pretty..

PORKSALOT: i think he is paronoid that he will eat his sexual partner?

Matt [on aim] (12:33:01 PM): I'd better better at sex as a woman

Matt [on aim] (12:40:16 PM): I retain water to such a degree that my breasts are tender and other parts of my body are swollen.

^RealityCheck^: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!!
^BeVeRLy: Poop

^RealityCheck^: so I did a test that finds out if I should have sex with Dee
^RealityCheck^: You scored 60% OK, Do It

Matt [on aim] (1:29:07 PM): there's 4% less of me than you!

^RealityCheck^: I'm easy to get along with because I bite ice cream.

^RealityCheck^: I have perfectly normal sex

Matt [on aim] (8:50:53 PM): no...no..no., syn... let go of that... let gooo... that's not a toy!... noo get that out of your mouth! get it oooout!!! Oh great... now there's white liquid on your face & your shirt... I told you not to syn... I told you not to drink milk from the carton.

Save-Yourself: i have 32 unwanted appendages

PhyR: i really dont like washing my face in the toilet

PhyR: my dad told me he shaves in the toilet..

PhyR: they should make 8 inch floppy disks... then id have something to relate to

Matt [on aim] (4:18:34 PM): 7. I engage in masturbation more than I feel is normal:
Matt [on aim] (4:18:34 PM): Almost Always

FrEEd0M-1: Bob, You lite up grannys lfe

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: there i sat, broken hearted.. i had to shit but i only farted...

SiIver-SmiIe: I am a lesbian

PhyR: whats a hacker?

[14:04] * PhyR thank u for scrolling me

[20:30] * ``Technological`Error`` scratches the fleas on head

`NetSplit`: I'm wearing socks that go up to my knees & underwear that go to my ankles

moehitz1: My bed just burped or something

tonguegal9: my pants ate my cigarettes!!! ahh!!!

Jen [on AIM] (5:33:57 PM): Shit the hell up

ReDYeLLoWGrEEn: nab you kafkk are like neddes ewup tonight n junk

`TechError`: Nooo Syn is MY boyfriend!

``TechError`: Stip playing with my fleas

TLC_chicka24: OMG i am gonna have a flea lmao!

TLC_chicka24: Hi My name is JEnn and i am ready for the looney farm i had a b/f who worships the man below with the horns i spend most of my life dazed and confused My sister is a turkey and her b//f is a can of spam who looks like a big ham my daddy is baby hughie and looks like a turn up my mom is a stubborn ox and these ppl are driving me nutz I GOT THE BLUES

Dylan_15: No cybering my ass ;)

Dylan_15: Hey yeah, Uh Huh, why dont you juss bite my ass!!

PORKSALOT: i did not! have! sexual! relations with my hand.

Dylan_15: UR TAB KEY SUCKS YOU?!?
PORKSALOT: WHO SUCKS THERE TAB KEY?

Dylan_15: I whack off

Tech``: lmao it sounds like I fucked a dog

Tech``: I'll have these people eat you out (No comment!)

Matt [on AIM] (6:49:31 PM): "Limp dicks are fun. If you want... you can pretend you're playing the guitar with it... or you can see how far it will stretch."

SABS1: my bra itches

SABS1: I'D F*CK TAY IF I HAD ONE WISH CUZ HE'S GOT A HUGE BONER, HUGE BONER

SABS1: ok just becuz i said if i had one wish i'd f*ck tay to get rid of that huge boner DOESNT make me a sicko!

PORKSALOT: put it this way. i never knew you had a birth mark there. :)

moehitz1: My wrist just craped

moehitz1: en Frr

Dylan [on AIM] (2:48:27 PM): I'm hot

PORKSALOT: yeah. Daria is worse then crack. lol

PORKSALOT: how pissed would you be if Krystal made up a Daria site.... A Daria Porn SIte?!?!?!?!! lol

`Tech``: Wow.. your urfing the net?

[20:47] * `Tech`` is gay

Dylan [on AIM] (9:23:19 PM): i'm tired of sleeping with teddy

Mystik-Angel-: gaga

[14:06] * DyL`sNoT drops some Ice Cream down TalkCity21 shirt.......shall i lick it off?

[17:28] * [Lysie] slaps `Tech`` ass

[17:28] * [Lysie] kisses Brad` on her cheek

[17:28] * [Lysie] frenches Sk8tErS-PaRaDiSe

^D`y`L`: Go there and play with my bot!!

Brad`: " a passionate kiss is like a spider web; they both lead to the undoing of the fly"-my friend

[18:51] * `Tech`` does have an ex-wife!

Dylan [on AIM] (7:18:21 PM): i fuck beanie babies

zXAnaCalypso: How the fuck can you fuck pads.. They dont fucking go up your hole

[21:06] *** KaRLa- has quit IRC (Lifes a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it... :)

[11:46] * Dylan licks your ass

Dylan: shut up and kiss me

Dylan: what about my condom?

Dylan: i wanna stick my tounge in your ass

[12:04] * Dylan kisses your sore ass

GLyCeRiNe`: Dylan you perv monkey

GLyCeRiNe`: & I won't get withing 50 miles of your wanky, Dylan

GLyCeRiNe`: bits have butts though

\Dylan\: Anyone wanna see my nude picture?

GLyCeRiNe`: I went in #bisexual once & some guy was talking about blowing another guy & he liked how it felt to get hard in his mouth... & if you quote this... I'll tell everyone about what you made your cat do to you last night, you sicko

SilverWyngs: Syn got trampled by wild ferrets wearing Daria bras!!

PhyR: i wear a bra

Paige`: My bra itches

Mystik-Angel-: Leave me alone, I havent screwed anything in frever, so gimmie a brea here

[14:21] * Mystik-Angel- bes REALLY Psycho with a pink tutu standing on her head on an elephant with a monkee on her nose, a gorilla in her eye and a bird in her ear with her legs crosed!

moehitz1: my vcr croaked

D_Reaper1: wb me
D_Reaper1: thanks me

Paige: MY CONDOM PIZZAS!

Dylan: I got boobs

GiggLeS24-7: Beckles!!!!My Ear is sexier than yours!!!

StarPhyr: "Hi, I'm Manda, and this is my arse Beckerz"

StarPhyr: Free Acorns and Vodka compliments of Daria

moehitz1: The fish just fell out of the tank

moehitz1: is Hannable Lector a part of your body?

moehitz1: He's flinging butts at me

[13:24] * Dylan pets Matt

moehitz1: Aunt bob, Someone stole Dee's pads

Mystik-Angel-: and I got my eye in my eye and it hurts

Dylan: then maybe, if you'd stop flirting with me, i wouldnt have to french dead bodies.

TLC_chicka24: Ohhh woofy!

TLC_chicka24: i'm a boob now

sk0tt-: yes i ate the boob

sk0tt-: ive had team sex

TLC_chicka24: i have a boob!

TLC_chicka24: eat me......

Paige`: Herbal Essences makes me orgasm in the shower :) hehe

Paige`: When I get wet... I turn into a girl... & I use the bottle as a se... n/m

AaRoNsLiLAnGeL: my penis is bigger than all of yours..

AmBeRtAnE: YEAH I AGREE!!!! THEY HAVE GOOD PRICES ON UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!

DeadFishForSale: I was just sitting here playing with my dead fish's balls, and you made the screen say "Daria!~ is not known"

moehitz1: My ear is falling off my head again

"If you sweat, you're doing something wrong." --Bill's brother, on working at Specialty Records

"Ask me if i give a fuck and you'll probably be right.. (pause) ..or wrong." --Bill's brother on Bill tying up both phone lines.

"Well, cyberterrorists may be difficult to capture in the act, but from what I know about people who are highly skilled with computers, they should be easy to beat up."

Well, let's just say, 'if your VCR is still blinking 12:00, you don't want Linux'.

"You don't think one of these cyberterrorists could somehow infiltrate a chat room and pretend to be a sexy girl, do you?"

"As a nursing-home resident, I live in constant fear of the fiberterrorists who force me to take my Metamucil."

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

*** Topic for #linux: Limit one question, asking if someone can help you counts as one question.

firebug: the best way to generate 34khz is of course with a spork

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

The innocence that comes with ignorance is the most innocent of innocence.

To the rational mind there can be no offense, no obscenity, no blasphemy, but only information of greater or lesser value.

It's easy to have faith when there's no reason to question it. It's when one has reason to doubt that faith proves its value.

If you understand, things are as they are. If you do not understand, things are as they are.

"No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny, without leaving some mark on it forever."

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. --Alfred E. Newman

- RadiX: I had a thought
- Isando: Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
- RadiX: at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
.. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Hackers: We're explorers, not criminals