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Here's the second 1st quotes page ever. *s* This page was created and maintained by Syn. None of the material on this page has been altered in any way. This is the continuation of the first original Quotes page. Carpe Diem.


'I understand the average teen now.
We rebel because our parents make us get up too early & then when we get home, we sit around the house lazily because we're tired & then we get bored & do drugs & masterbate because we're too tired to go out & get natural highs'
--Matt


Dylan_151: oh baby, them O's are purty sexy if ya ask me

TLC_chicka241: i love vajraCSA i love feeling his bald head it turns me on hehehe!!

NsYnC_WuVeR: MY DOG IS LIFTING MY BUTT UP AND ITZ ONLY A LITTLE PIP SQUEEK!!!

Mystik-Angel-: I'm being fingered by my bro

moesgarage: i have hairy boobs!!!!1

Enema0fTheState: BULLSHIT PRIVATE! SOUND OFF LIKE YOUVE GOT A PAIR

Enema0fTheState: 'i want that bathroom so clean the virgin mary would be proud to take a dump in there!'

Enema0fTheState: i, in theory, could 'do' myself

Stephanie000: what did he do, tell you the toilet paper stuck to your foot was sexy?

TIFFY_3: I don't know but she has my crack

[20:48] * Dylan gives sean a goodnight kiss *kiss*

Dylan: Thanks for thr email flowers Mike. I usually dont get those until the 2nd date

[10:49] * i-L0vE-Dee poops in her hand

i-L0vE-Dee: what are you putting in your bra, Dee? my hand? *g*

DyLaN_17: she's my sex toy

i-L0vE-Dee: TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME

Riki-Tiki_Tavi: I knew sean was a homo, but you know me. i wasnt going to say anything about it

[17:29] * i-L0vE-Dee licks Becky up

i-L0vE-Dee: here I am feeling like a prostitute again *glares at Daria with corkscrew in hand*

moehitz1: Im gonna have a cow again

moehitz1: My ass is gonna go boomie

[18:59] * i-L0vE-Dee shoves a bad of crack up Becky's ass
[18:59] * i-L0vE-Dee gives Becky a cavity search
[18:59] * i-L0vE-Dee pulls out a parrot
[18:59] * i-L0vE-Dee pulls out a pole
[18:59] * i-L0vE-Dee pulls out a bot
[18:59] * i-L0vE-Dee pulls out a Krystal
[18:59] * i-L0vE-Dee pulls out a phone
[19:00] * i-L0vE-Dee pulls out a bag of crack
[19:00] * i-L0vE-Dee arrests Becky
[19:00] * i-L0vE-Dee spanks Becky

[19:05] * `Tech`` is an ass... BUT I don't wanna make an ass out of myself. so stip looking at me.

[19:06] * I-L0vE-MaTT makes an ass outta herself

i-L0vE-Dee`: bang me!

i-L0vE-Dee`: i havta go try on Beck's clothes

moehitz1: I sound like a radar

Enema0fTheState: looking at male genetalia gives me diarhea

moehitz1: Dont lick me.. it's against my religion

Enema0fTheState: one time i dry humped my pillow

Enema0fTheState: natalie are you trying to take my man?!

Enema0fTheState: better my sister than my muther and my muthers pretty good

[18:03] * Omega` Frenches Daria

[18:07] * i-L0vE-Dee fingers Dee
I-L0vE-MaTT: wow

Stephanie000: whoa it's a tit nipply in here

moehitz1: HAAG

Enema0fTheState: my ass ate my underwear

DyLaN_17: the only reason i failed kindergarten was because i used to sexually harrass my teache

DyLaN_17: i liked touching the teachers *sneezes* when i was little

DyLaN_17: because she had boobs and i used to flop them

[18:43] * `Tech`` pokes Jenn's boob with a stick

shaze5071: did u get bra's and underware??
DyLaN_17: yeah

DyLaN_17: Yeah, I'm cybering mike in whisper

Enema0fTheState: once you screw a man with no legs you never go back

Villageldiot: Im not getting in a jacoozie with another guy unless i have a condom on my dick and a cork in my ass

moehitz1: My snog just died

moehitz1: You were eating, golfing, and got diarrhea while listening to Britney Spears.. Do I get that dollar?

NsYnC_WuVeR: yea we all shit the same way why does urs come out of ur nose or somethin? lol

[11:42] * moehitz1 feels a crap hit her in the head

Dylan: What's mental masterbation?

Ioser: i run a network of spies from my bathroom

PORKSALOT: yeah thats is. ive been jacking off for the last 48+ hours

Triple_J_Jolt: i have balls the size of grapefruits

L00k2TheM00n: my family is out there and i have a boner

Daria: No shit sherlock
L00k2TheM00n: dig deeper watson

[21:12] * I-L0vE-MaTT turns on her vibrator

Enema0fTheState: i screw dolphins

Drive-Me-Crazy-: im gonna buy a monkey and teach it to wipe my ass

NsYnC_WuVeR: like some dude stickin there finger up ur peter!

NsYnC_WuVeR: oh yes Daria ur hot babe!

^-My-Computer-Sugz-^: I got 11 nose jons...I yoddle in the nude lol

Enema0fTheState: womp womp

Enema0fTheState: SHUT UP YOU ARE SNAR

FiGi-FaNdAnGo4: exuse me? whats long?
[16:29] * WiCcAn`ReDe` looks down

Davesbabe05: drap drap drap

WiCcAn`ReDe`: "You will fail. You will crawl back here with your tail between your legs." "I will not fail & I don't have any intention of coming back here with anything between my legs"

Drive-Me-Crazy-: I Had a sex change *g*

Drive-Me-Crazy-: penie

moehitz1: I think my back fell off

WiCcAn`ReDe`: I an woman hear me roar

i-L0vE-Dee: smurfs aren't blue! They're green! Adjust your TV!

i-L0vE-Dee: Are you cumming on me? Cuz I'm cumming in you. Whatcha gonna do, Baby? Baby?

WiCcAn`ReDe`: As I walk on the beach with my good friend Syn. I see, by the ocean, a large dorsel fin. I watch in wonder as the sun begins to fall. Then I wake up drunk; I had passed out in the hall.

Paige [on AIM] (8:21:57 PM): but my toilet made me want to drop the cargo

Enema0fTheState: im in your bathtub

Tays_Love: YEP I like to study the contnts of shit

GothicPrincess4: yes, steph your a shit comparing expert, shitisious!

Maximal-Cheetor: I wanna *quack* you like an animal!

PORKSALOT: well if you really want to be fully invisable so that no one can possibly see you all you have to do is not come into chat.... instead read a novel or watch tv or dare i say go out with friends.... thank you now insert 5 cents for that info :)

moehitz2: Im having a convo with my gum

moehitz2: I thought that 'woohoo' said walrus

moehitz1: my neck is clicking again

gobIin: man1: THERE YOU ARE!!! man2: do i know you? man1: no! but there you are!

[14:58] * `Tech`` touches dipcrack

[19:47] * gobIin kisses dylan

Dyingmega: my irc barks

[17:51] * WiCcAn`ReDe` waves a condom around

DyLaN_17: i like pillows.. they give me sexual pleasure
DyLaN_17: 'cept when one rips

DyLaN_17: im about as gay as a horse with fleas.

[16:09] * WiCcAn`ReDe` pokes Syn's 15" penis

WiCcAn`ReDe`: Has anyone ever seen a cop porn magazine?
WiCcAn`ReDe`: "This is Lieutenant Marschall of the LAPD shows here wearing a sheet around her bottom with her hands around the barrel of detective James Green's gun"

FiGi-FaNdAnGo41: i have a glow in the dark dildo

[19:59] *** F`B`I`GuySearching4gH was kicked by F`B`I`GuySearching4gH (gH has hacked into your comp & deleted mirc.exe)

Tech [on AIM] (9:00:08 PM): driphoing?

cold_flame: MY CAT JUST FARTED!

MrHead18: shes keep jumping on me. could this be what love feels like? lol

MrHead18: STOP YOUR DAMN TYPING

MrHead18: do you know anything about microwaving cats for fun and profit?

`Tech``: In my book your a mother fucking door jamming loser.

MrHead18: yeah you do. dont lie! you are homeless and you just go to a computer store so you can chat.

`Tech``: I would pat him to save that fucking beard!

WiTcHeZ_BiBLe_1134: smeel

`Tech``: I'm proud to be a dipshit.

[17:26] * `Tech`` No damnit I love Jenn.

NsYnC_WuVeR1: whatver floats ur tooter

`Tech``: I can flirt with MAMA if I feel like it damnit!

[17:37] * moehitz1 screws a brick
[17:37] * NsYnC_WuVeR1 schrews a brick

moehitz1: That was NOT the SAME brick

NsYnC_WuVeR1: i love when she stri...ERR

moehitz1: nutsack's are itchy

Stephanie`: hehe I'm a new- revolutionized frying pan

WiCcAnReDe-: do you want me to go up & down?

WiCcAnReDe-: An urge, a desire rises from within. A feeling to do something. A feeling to reach out for something. When this desire has been shown, you need to hug a toilet

WiCcAnReDe-: Inside you feel a golden desire. you need to sit down on a thrown. you need to rule something. so you go to the room with miniature whirlpool, sit atop your royal chair and release a load of cargo into it's watery depths. As you say farewell you your anal jewels, you pull the level of choice, you watch them spin around & around. then as you pull your royal clothes up, you then realize... you forgot to wipe

TRIPLE_J_JOLT1: okay lets talk about pigs orgasms

Scottsbabe05: ba ba ba b baaaaa

BriKH: omg i suck!

LYLAS1: oh I'm just a rug!!!!

BriKH: do u think my mom will let me get a cake with a nude guy jumping outta it this year?

PORKSALOT: all i ask for my bday is world peace and end of hunger for all man kind. ;) if thats not possible ill take a mountain bike

PORKSALOT: go get shapped

MrHead18: i would make a great mama

moehitz1: I'LL TRADE YOU MY DUCK FOR THAT BALD EAGLE!!

`Tech``: But I only dlirt with you Syn

`Tech``: and I am only allowed to flirt with Syn too

[18:45] * `Tech`` brights Hecky

moehitz1: This is not a community highlighter!! It was already up your butt!

moehitz1: Sleeping with a spork.. God man I dont know where the hell that thing was and I stuck it up my nose

Casually_Lame: All italians are hackers! ROFL

Casually_Lame: bye bye mean blown glued mind meanie head sporky woman itialian hacker!

moehitz1: Im 93/m/China

`Tech``: YEAH AND YOU F*CKED THE SPORK!

sYNtAxErr0r: *sob* You just don't love me anymore. I'm gonna go marry the spork! :P
`Tech``: NOOOO
`Tech``: I love you!!!

[18:32] * `Tech`` stands next to Syn *proud*

WiCcAnReDe-: I wanna *bang* you like a 4 wheeler

Bubblebrain1: Great grandfather is very old,
Bubblebrain1: Nearly one hundred years I'm told.
Bubblebrain1: One day when no one else was there,
Bubblebrain1: I tip-toed up to the old man's chair.
Bubblebrain1: He was whispering soft and low,
Bubblebrain1: "Mary, dear Mary, I loved you so.".
Bubblebrain1: I left as quietly as I came,
Bubblebrain1: 'Mary' wasn't great-grandmother's name

WiCcAnReDe-: so that's how CCC knows everything on my comp & stole my pornogra.... my picture of Bill Clint.... my gf's e-mail

WiCcAnReDe-: you better sucking believe it dother nucker!

INEBREATED: i got a a damn bug stuck inbetween my ears

WiCcAnReDe-: verschwenden *giggle*

WiCcAn`ReDe`: my ex-gfs are becoming lesbian sex partners

cutie-gurl37: I now how to spell i'm smater and a lot pretter then your UGLY ass

GaLaXy`: I was across the room & I saw syn say something about an orgy & I zoomed across the room

[10:04] * GaLaXy` gives Syn the hineylick er... heimlich maneuver

moehitz3: I had my eye on the sexy guniea pig.. but he's already married *Sniff*

[11:42] * moehitz3 has a conversation with the Talking Crap

moehitz9: Matt you dipshit
sYNtAxErr0r: yeah matt you dipshit lol
GaLaXy`: Yea Matt you dipshi... n/m

Galaxy`: & ya know that new lake ya have there?
Galaxy`: that's my fault
Galaxy`: I had a wet dream one night & it made that lake

moehitz1: I do not eat asshair

sYNtAxErr0r: suck it!
sYNtAxErr0r: *holds out her 15" dick*
[14:50] * Galaxy` sucks it

Galaxy`: I have some nuts

[16:06] * moehitz2 eats her ass

WiCcAnReDe-: so THAT'S why the call it a cherry... cuz it's red & you eat it!

moehitz1: Perverted fishies.. my fav

WiCcAnReDe-: I did not have sexual relationships with my left hand.... I'm right handed

[21:31] * moehitz1 is NOT a hornball
[21:31] * moehitz1 licks the Webtv

WiCcAnReDe-: Ed's busy scratching his nut sack
ItChYNuTSaCk: im not

[21:56] * WiCcAnReDe- grabs Syn's 15" dick & runs

Comedy_Kid: the zipper broke off now i got a REALLY TINY one on and it hurts like hell to zip/unzip it

Comedy_Kid: too bad MicroDick© Russ

Comedy_Kid: it was eiher MicroDick or MicroTit

Comedy_Kid: Microsex!

Comedy_Kid: i microsuck

Comedy_Kid: dont u have a removable dick? lol

SABS1: who poured cereal down your bra

Comedy_Kid: *gives it to Matt*

moehitz2: I give a stiffy!

PORKSALOT: Stiffy how am i a perv?

TIFFY_3: Bill Iam calling you a weiner
PORKSALOT: ok thats only fair since i called you stiffy

TIFFY_3: my other boob got shot off in Vietnam

[18:01] * PORKSALOT gives syn some

Scottsbabe05: I got 2 best friends
TIFFY_3: I have 2 weiners

TIFFY_3: anyone in here wanna see my pics on the MondoPorn page?

TIFFY_3: hold on I have to send hot horny messages to Bill

LuVeLyBaBe: oh..f*ck me runnin.

ShaneCSA: hackme

TIFFY_3: it turns pink in the sun

Tech [on AIM]: yeah... my mother had me when she was 6.. didn't you know that?

Syn [on AIM]: So basically you fuck yourself every now and then
Tech [on AIM]: lmao yeah
Tech [on AIM]: the way guys do

[20:43] * Prnce0fDarkness is busy playing with myself and I am having so much fun doing it I think that I will not be back for awhile

WiCcAnReDe-: I am not cum!!!

StarFlare-: i hope your ears turn into arse holes and shits all over your shoulderz matt..

WiCcAn`ReDe`: i met the moffatts in my dreams

WiCcAn`ReDe`: fine... I'll go in the back way

WiCcAn`ReDe`: The toilet has been hugged. On the handle my hand did push. The whirlpool is gone. But I think I forgot to wipe my tush.

WiCcAn`ReDe`: I miss being radioactive

StarFlare_: Im a hootchie lol

PourquoiJeVives: cold_flame (to Prince-o-Universe): where the jew lovin banana eating dick scratchin gray haired monkey balls did you come from?

WiCcAnReDe-: I wanna ride a BSB!

[16:02] * ZaCs-LiL-gUrLy2 scratches Reeses ass

Sway-: my sizes are 36C/28/32 *giggles*

[17:03] * Sway- puts his hand on his breasts & giggles at Syn

[17:22] * ZaCs-LiL-gUrLy2 swats the stripper

Sway: by night I am a killed flooding part time porno people

Karla [on AIM]: No, it may come as a surprise but I do not have a penis... and if I did, I would not be online right now, I'd be busy playing with it!

GiDdyUp_ChRis BUT I LOVE BARBIE!

[11:23] * Sway-SoHypnotic drops some viagra that was on his tongue down into your throat

Sway-SoHypnotic: get my finger outta there!

Sway-SoHypnotic: I'm ZacsGirlie

WiccanRede-: I've never slept with a man with bigger boobs than mine

WiccanRede-: I'm a transvestite like Beckee

TIFFY_3: and I have a weiner named Squirty

WiccanRede-: I have a weiner named Paige Jr, (Not meant to be quoted)

[17:11] * WiccanRede- kisses Syn's dick

[17:12] * AngelDemonica bends `Tech`` over. 'here, better hide it'

moehitz3: Someone said my balls were the size of tic tacs.. then the blue part of certs *ashamed* THEY'RE BASEBALLS!!

[17:27] * AngelDemonica grabs `Tech``

[17:56] * moehitz5 pets the cox
moehitz5: I love cox

Kyle [on AIM]: GIVE ME A HARD ONE

[17:40] * GiDdyUp_ChRis makes the teddy jump up and down

moehitz2: When I start to blow I'll cough so hard my face will fall off

Aarons-Princess: nothing like a tampon up your ass eh?

moehitz2: It's not sleeping pill.. it's probably the biagra bottle I shoved up my nose before

WiccanRede-: If you're horny & you know it, wear a flea!

moehitz1: I have big balls

``Tech``: I have a wife.. not a qife

moehitz1: I wanna finger a flea

[19:31] *** Wiccan`Rede` (~_-`H````O````R````N````Y`-!@proxy4.talkcity.com) has joined #Hanson

Sway: SHITTERINO!

scout150: ok i am not nakey anymore, i have socks on

WiCcAnReDe-: I'm a besttter typer thatn you sre, Sano!

WiCcAnReDe-: Hit me Reese-y one more time!

WiCcAnReDe-: I wanna *boinkerino push-up bra da skiddamerinki-dinki-doo you* like an animal

WiCcAnReDe-: What's I say?!?!?!

WiCcAnReDe-: Ich habe dieses Töpfchen verlassen [nachdem ich es umarmt habe] 'I have left this potty [after I hugged it]'

[20:57] * WiCcAnReDe- sticks a cookie up your *yea!*

WiCcAnReDe-: But now I must go moo

[21:01] * WiCcAnReDe- sticks a cookie up Syn's *yea!* up Syn's *yea!* up Syn's *yea!*

Stephanie000: this bra is sliding over my boobies... must be too small *grin*
WiCcAnReDe-: Oh well... if it's too small, take it off

WiCcAnReDe-: but it's hard to fit a toilet in your pocket

[21:45] * WiCcAnReDe- grabs his plumbing

Stephanie000: Vibrating underwear baby YEAH!!!

WiCcAnReDe-: Syn? 'tell me when I start to blow'? Well... I'll definantly know when ya do *g*

Stephanie000: This tech teacher at my skool is like a looser who has pen stains on his shirts and like yellow sleeves from sweating and junk..anyway, he just got fired recently becuz this kid found some gay playgirls and boys in his desk drawer and the boy showed him and the teacher went after his butt to get em and was fired for beating up the kid
Stephanie000: The point: when I think suspenders, I think Mr.Rushforth (the teacher)

[21:59] * WiCcAnReDe- squeees Syn's e's more so she'll keep licking his -

WiCcAnReDe-: Is something in your mouth that's making it HARD to breath?

Stephanie000: Oh can you add a glow in the dark dildo on a stick???

WiCcAnReDe-: nope... suspenders keep pants up... & since my pants were down at my ankles...

GothicPrincess4: just like bill clinton!

Stephanie000: GlowDick.. I mean GlowStick

GothicPrincess4: HA now matt is joining in shush deer its mating season

GothicPrincess4: matt was playing with his plumbing

WiCcAnReDe-: What you wanna see my >ick with a glow in the >ark condom on it?

Stephanie000: Still dig that one better..but ya know WHATEVER *flaps hands like a gay dude*

ZaCs-LiL-gUrLy1: DANI you sure look like a horse, so why aint u moving like one????...COME ON GIDDY-UP!!

GothicPrincess4: *lick* "I'm going to spank you do you wanna be spanked?"

Maximal-Cheetor: Q. What's the difference between "hard" and "light"?A. You can get to sleep with a light on.

`Error``: I wear it was art the whole time!

GothicPrincess4: Oh billy ray you grow the biggest zukeni in these parts oh mary sue

GothicPrincess4: i watch too many trojan commercial

moehitz1: HARF

moehitz1: I ruffed a bark

[22:00] * chiguy-28 picks his nose for attention

HotWaterBurnBaby: I'm 7 feet tall, but I'm still just a man, So of course it hurts me a lot, when I walk into the ceiling fan

[16:16] * cold_flame pets reeses tongue

Comedy_Kid: heyboard......feels..nice

Smart_Ass_Chic: I DO KNOW WHO ZACS GIRLFRIEND IS AND IT SURE ISNT YOUR SCANKY ASS
guest-ZACSCUTIE: YES IT IS

[12:42] * skott_ rubs himself the right way ;)

WiccanReese: I'm too tired & lazy & horny to find out, though

WiccanReese: let me see... if I stick my dick up your ass far enough up your butt I can get your fortune. I have to hump it to get friction. If I moan, it's just the spirits telling me what it is & when I cum it means i have your fortune. Thank you for visiting G.A.Y. Fortune tellers. (Great Anal Years)

WiccanReese: Daddy is 7 minutes long

BriKH: im not allowed to be near the sticky white stuff becuz it taste sooo good and i eat it...why did the teacher tke it away from me? it was snack time!

NWA4L: i wouldnt mind being fucked up like that

NWA4L: slow your cock speed down

Mercury_Records: ENTERE HARDCORE EROTICA NOW!

[7:45] * Mercury_Records flops

Silver4000: WHEN AM I GOING TO GET IT?

skott_: i think ill name my boy Deuteronomy... well call him phil for short

LYLAS1: i love virbrators

ThRoUgH`YoUr`EyEs: Then Little Red Riding Hood met the wolf & she pulled up her little red skirt, pulled down her little red panties, & aimed the gun at the wolf & said 'You're going to eat me like the books says'

FiGi-FaNdAnGo41: i wish i would have shaved my other leg

FiGi-FaNdAnGo41: but handcuffs and whipcream excite me

Toxic1134: I break into morgues and have sex with dead people for a living

Poyzen-Ivy: Why was blondes created...because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge...why were brunettes created...neither could the blondes.

PORKSALOT: you get lots from syn

PORKSALOT: i tried phone sex once. but my .... didnt fit in the holes :(

zX_deathvamp: jen u fucxk drunks??
`Tech``: Yeah! didn't you know?!

moehitz1: 'update' that word turns me on

moehitz1: Im Mister Bucket *pop* the balls pop out of my mouth *pop* Im Mister Bucket.. weee buckets of fun *pop* Im Mister Bucket, Buckets of fun!! (little kid: I WIN!!!)

moehitz1: I love nerds, they taste good

Tech [on AIM]: Because.. I will never be done logging you.

Bubblebrain1: dammit, york me!

`Tech``: Nah Nah Nah! hehe

[18:26] * moehitz1 licks Dee

[18:40] * Wiccan`Rede fingers Tech's nose

moehitz2: /ms shadowflare_ ohhh baaabbby mooooorreeee pleaseee?!
ShadowFlare_: /msg moehitz2 Oh yeah baby all u want!!!
moehitz2: /msg ShadowFlare_ ohhh yess, you knowww it *groan*

ShadowFlare_: `Tech`` (to you): Oh Dee, come on! I want you now!!

`Tech``: [21:52] ShadowFlare_: Ohhh Yeeaahh!! mmm harder harder!!! Oh yeah rite there!! Keep going dont stop!! ah ah *moans*

^BeVeRLy^: "point your erection in my direction"

[16:49] * Wiccan`Rede abuses the MoMobot

moehitz1: I'll shit a flame

[17:58] * Wiccan`Rede chases herself

Tech [on AIM]: GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND TAKE A DAMN SHIT.

[19:31] * `Tech`` trips Synass
moehitz2: I thought that said Strips Synass
`Tech``: Thats for when no one is around.

[19:48] * `Tech`` fights ice

`Tech``: Ie Can'te Stipe puttinge 'E'e ate thee ende ofe ae worde.

Accuse: i have a drum stick, but its attatched to me and its 8 inches long when it gets hard and its hard on a daily basis damn im a horny little frea

[18:26] * Accuse dicks

[19:26] * `Tech`` falls to knees and worships Walle

`Tech``: I called them 'dicks' where are my dicks.

[19:33] * `Tech`` shits the jell up

skott_: ive always wanted to be a lesbian

Breezy-Pines1: I WANT BIG BOOBS!!

NsYnC_WuVeR1: Finga, Funka , Frunka, Drunka, Dunka, Pucka.Ducka. Jacka. Backa. Halla . Walla. Balla.

Stephanie000: err im like sucking I cant figure out which one it is

[22:04] * ShadowFlare_ humps

ShadowFlare_: oh-oh oh do me baby

moehitz2: Im gonna sit on my dog

Dyingmega: MY WATER BROKE

Tech [on AIM]: hmm... my mom just walked in the kitchen and farted....

moehitz1: Dont bone me you boner

[13:08] * PrinceVegeta` has sex with Uncle Sam

[13:20] * skott_ hugs jenns butt

GothicPrincess4: *moons the room while making out with a tree spitting acorns at squirels and drinking vodka thru her nose*

NsYnC_WuVeR1: Amber my friendly poop thrower!

PrinceVegeta^: when can I take these socks out of my bra Christina?

[14:38] * AngelDemonica wasnt asking for comments from the peanut gallery

WiCcAnReDe-: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SYN GOT ME PREGNANT!!!

PORKSALOT1: yeah i am so talk to tha hand if you dont think so Pshtt

Tech [on AIM]: *puts ball under ass*

[18:28] * `Tech`` shits up

[18:28] * NsYnC_WuVeR2 does a shit up!

[18:36] * `Tech`` kisses Syn's ass

[18:36] * `Tech`` eats Hecky

moehitz1: I mooked them like they've never been mooked before

`Tech``: Syn! your ass was good! lmao

[18:40] * NsYnC_WuVeR2 kisses reese's ass

`Tech``: DON'T TOUCH MY WIFE'S ASS!!!!!

`Tech``: Syn's ass is fine!

[18:49] * `Tech`` drools at the sight of Syn's ass

`Tech``: And Syn's ass is VERY fine.

[18:53] * `Tech`` trips over Syn's ass

[18:54] * `Tech`` pokes Syn's ass

`Tech``: I want Syn's ass

[14:41] * Accuse pokes his sausage

[`Tech`` .] lmao.. umm.. Cat fucker

[`Tech`` .] wait.. thats me

moehitz2: KEEP SAYING IT GIRLY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A DENTED HEN!

Tech [on AIM]: Your ass is beautiful

`Tech``: I ear myself

sYNtAxErr0r: where the hell did russ come from
Accuse: His mother
Accuse: A summer night and a keg of beer

[17:03] * `Tech`` trips over Syn's finger

[17:05] * `Tech`` klicks Syn

GiDdyUp_ChRis: I MOUNT WALLS!

`Tech``: Yes.. I love eating people

`Tech``: GRRR DEE DEE JUST PEED ON MY AGAIN!

RandomError: GET MY FOOT OF YOUR ASS

Comedy_Kid: i dont know i am just a webtv loser trying to eat frozen milk

TIFFY_3: my name is Tiffany and I am a loser

[18:41] * `Tech`` striped Syn before.

[18:46] * `Tech`` sucks on Syn's... nevermind lmao]

skott_: juicy thighs...
skott_: tasty breasts

skott_: not that i give two sh*ts and a burrito...

skott_: whoa i just measured my boner

GothicPrincess4: oh my gosh i forgot to get dressed

TheMatrix506: i touloned in my pants

TheMatrix506: /msgtalkcity1 yeah.. i know.. same thing happens to me.. and people laugh too.. b/c most of them haven't ever seen poop stanes on socks before

`Tech``: DON'T EAT MY WIFE'S TICKER!!!!!

`Tech``: I'M MARRIED TO A HO

TechSyn: I forgot the head..

Beckee-Bear: Just popping up all over the place

Tech [on AIM]: Oh yeah baby! your hott! lmao
Syn [on AIM]: haha thanks

TechSyn: Yes.. Syn is a god

Prnce0fDarkness: "asses in you mouth"

GiDdyUp_ChRis: Pamela is getting her clevage framed!!

GiDdyUp_ChRis: FRIENDLY CLEVAGE!

`TechSyn``: MOOOOOO!!!

FuNKeeMoNKee-: Wwengle bells, Santa smells 50 miles away, picks his nose with cheerios and eats them everyday HEY!

`TechSyn``: I'd never go to bed with Hecky, only you Syn

`TechSyn``: I only sleep with Syn.

Accuse: ooh oh, yay yay yay yay yeah
Accuse: give it to me
[18:01] * WiccanRede- gives it to Dylan
[18:01] * Accuse takes it from matt