MICKIE & FRANKIE ARE FREAKS!! The legend is that Mickie & Frankie are from a distant planet in a distant universe. They were sent here as a quest on behalf of their home planet for vital information on survival, but they have yet to return home. They like it here on Earth! Once they reached the Earth's atmosphere, they took the shape of adolescent youths, standing nearly 3 feet tall. They currently reside in a wooded area in, of all places, New Jersey! They talk and sound like demented chipmunks!

MICKIE & FRANKIE ARE FREAKS!!! They have adapted quite well to their new environment. Mickie is an over exhuberant and mouthy sex maniac who likes to get himself off every chance he seems fit...which is usually every five minutes. Mickie also loves to sing...and pass gas! Frankie is a modern day hippie who likes to have a good ol' fashioned, laid back time. However, rumor has it that Frankie is of the homosexual nature. He consistently denies it, but his pal Mickie seems to know better!

MICKIE & FRANKIE ARE FREAKS!!!! Welcome to the Freakshow! Hee, hee, hee, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Meet NIGEL! He's the cousin of Mickie! Also from the same home planet, he landed in Birmingham, England!! Nigel is FREAKY! And he's scary! He was influenced by the U.K. Punk scene. He's constantly drunk and he constantly has a chip on his shoulder. You know why? You know WHY?! Because he smells! He's a vulgar chap...and he's very LOUD! You know why? You know WHY?!! Well, we've yet to find out!! Unless you hear the show!

Meet RED PUBES! As you can guess, he's the cousin of Frankie! Upon his arrival on Earth, he landed in Akron, Ohio! How did he get his name, you ask? Well, let me tell ya this...let me tell ya this...he was born with the biggest and bushiest mound of red pubic hair ever born to a newborn! Go figure! He's just as laid back as Frankie, but he may be FREAKIER!! He's had a number of interesting jobs, including working in a buttplug factory! You have to hear the show to figure this guy out!

Meet TYRONE & JAROME! These two cats are the only certified humans that are part of the Mickie & Frankie show. Being that Mickie & Frankie live in New Jersey, they took it upon themselves one day to galavant off to New York where they stumbled upon Tyrone and Jarome in Harlem. Tyrone and Jarome are actually stuck in the 1970s. They still have big afros. Jarome, however, has one major attribute that he's quite proud of...his big Johnson!! Not only is it big, it has an afro of pubic hair that matches the afro on his head!

Meet POOPEE & PEEPEE! There is really no explanation needed for these two! No one knows where they came from, but most likely they escaped from Mickie and Frankie's toilet bowl! They certainly engage in more bodily functions than the average family dog! And they're quick to tell you how much they love to poopee and peepee! FREAKY, huh? These two have a number of their own episodes!

Meet DICKIE GAS! Meet a little punk named Dickie Gas! He's simply a Mickie & Frankie wannabe that just showed up during one show without being invited. He claimed to be a fan of the show. Well, Mickie & Frankie found him annoying so what did they do? They killed him! They threw him out a window and then ran him over with a car!! And if that wasn't enough, they dug him up out of his grave to beat him up again...although Dickie managed to pull a few fast ones over the FREAKY twosome! How did he get his name Dickie GAS? Boy, does this little dork know how to belch!! You can hear him on two episodes, including the famous Halloween episode!