Will Work for Food for Thought

Unemployed
1 Main Street, Apt. 0
Anytown, USA

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THE JOB INTERVIEW

R. Stevie Moore: Mr. Gore, pearls melt in vinegar.

Bryan Gore: Mr. Moore, thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married?

RSM: The 4 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, Budweiser, and

, in that order.

BG: It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

RSM: Dontcha know Roger and Billy are gonna SCREAM at how great our CD is??

BG: Well, I would certainly hope so!

RSM: Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

BG: Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

RSM: The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to test telex/two communications)

BG: The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable." Imagine that!

RSM: "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

BG: No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

RSM: "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

BG: Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

RSM: I didn't know you liked baseball.

BG: I don't, really...

RSM: A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. I know why.

BG: Why?

RSM: Kindlesparker.

BG: Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

RSM: Big fucking deal! An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

BG: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

RSM: Crash landing?!? ROTFLMAO :-)

BG: Well, they put a man on the moon.

RSM: Paul played the Cavern again, 14 December, first time since August 1963.

BG: Damn!!!

RSM: The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

KO: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

BG: NUTMEG???
Stevie, if you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.
You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

RSM: So who's got any money? Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

BG: If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

RSM: OK. Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

BG: So who's hungry? The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

RSM: The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

BG: Watch this! There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar!

RSM: You're HIRED!! Ok, enough already...let's get back to the MUSIC!!

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