What should a girl do to find a boy
To make him her own?
Investigate the local library?
Consult the card catalogue?

Dewey Decimal System
Led me to you
Melville Dewey Decimal, systematically
Doncha see??

What should a man do to find a woman
To make her his own?
Frequently asked questions e-mailed?
Place an ad in the Post? No!

What should a woman do to find a man
To make him her own?
Investigate the local library?
Consult the card catalogue?

Let your fingers do the walking!

She's says they're only friends, but I know she pretends
She must think that I just don't see
The way he looks at her and how she looks at him
And the future looks so bad for me

And I will always love you
As long stars are above you

When someone gives you their love
Return it, it will be fun
It's no good to keep your love in
Give it to all women and men, oh

No fuss impromptu parties are as successful today
As were the long formal dinners of yesteryear
Eating habits, too, have relaxed
Americans love finger food

Perhaps this casual approach to eating
Reflects the pioneer spirit within us
We have also developed a preference for
Certain foods as appetizers
We often eat
Cheese, raw vegetables, seafood
And poultry as snacks
And party foods

Aja yo experienceria muchas cosas
Quando yo ere hoven
Yo abon done de mi casa

Como si a una mujer akien
Mi estrujo en los negocios
Como si a un hombre akien
Mi estrujo en amorar

Pero quando yo erquese a mi casa
Todo era differente?

My mother pointed me away from the house
Disgusted by my catch
And I looked at a catfish
Its mouth opening and closing slowly
Saying he was king once too

Next
Look
See

And when you let me in your heart
You will see
That it's the only place, the only place
The best place for me

I wanna take you way up up into the sky
I invented a machine in which we both can fly
I got no pilot license, I'm annoyed at every guy
But I know that we can make it if we only try

Come fly away in my funcopter
(Funcopter, funcopter, it's the love doctor)
Come fly away in my funcopter

It's called the funcopter, and it's painted blue and green
Maybe you've seen it too, if only in a dream
In it we can fly up high and not be seen
And if you go up with me, then I know you will believe

You say, what's a funcopter? I've never heard of this
It's a machine that I invented to fill your heart with bliss
Our destination: love, I know we cannot miss
And when we are up in it, perhaps then we will kiss

And it's been some time
Since I've had someone to hold me
So long, so long
I have been waiting for you

And I was so lonely
Well, I didn't know what to do 'til I found you, and
You changed everything
Yeah, you made me sing
Made me sing songs about why I'm so happy now

Now those days are gone
Goodbye to the sad and lonely
So long, so long
I have been waiting for you

Why should I love you?
Asthma chazza doo, I wanna sing
Why should I love you
Yeah, uh-huh, alright, come on

Nobody told me that you could be cold so I loved you
Just how you talked to me, just how we walked as a pair

Why should I love you?
Now you're never true, I wanna sing
Why should I love you
Yeah, uh-huh, alright, come on

Every night of lies I wanna cry
Fallng, my friend
She won't compromise, I wanna die
Suicide won't do, so