Hello and welcome to my lab!
You did
go through decon, right? Okay, you can come in then...*sniff*
....have you had garlic? *sniff* with tapioca??...sorry,
but this nose knows.
Well, introductions
are in order. I'm Bertha Bloodhound, currently attending the Rover College
to get a degree in medicine. My major? Pathology.
.....Quit looking at me like that. Yeah, I study stiffs,
so?
....That doesn't mean I'm not a perfectly normal girl
with an IQ of 350!!!!
...Something tells me I shouldn't have said that, huh?
*sighs* well, in case you're wondering, I'm Professor
Hubert's niece. Y'see, my mama, Ann Bloodhound, was his sister. I say was
because when I was a pup she got hit by a car...
But let's not dwell upon the tragic, right?
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT DECON THING??
Well, that would be your standard lab procedure
for entering a hot zone.
Biological hot zone, that is. My lab can't be sterilized,
we have too many loose pathological agents, so it's red zone space suit
area.
*shrug* Nah, don't worry, you're perfectly safe unless....PUT
DOWN THAT SCALPEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehehe.
Just a little pathologist humor.
Resources
Centers for Disease Control
and Prevention
The Combined Health Information
Database
National Center For
Infectious Diseases
The Division of
Bacterial and Mycotic Diseases
CDC (Center
For Disease Control) and Y2K
The
CDC Foundation. It's an organization, not a government facility, but they
do work together quite a bit.
CDC's
Public Relations people. These are the ones that live long happy lives.
I think.
*sniffles emotionally* I
love this place.
Office of Genetics
and Disease Prevention
Freedom Of Information
Acts Office (as pertains to the CDC)
National
Center For Health Statistics
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