Do You Want To Be The Bride of The Dead?:  Lord Soth
Physical Appearance:  Charbroiled.  Encased in steel.  Dead.

Health:  We don't worry too much.  He's already dead.

Personality:  Spooky and voyeuristic. After all, he watches Kit and her lovers.  *shudder*

Intelligence:  Enough brains to put together a plot, not enough to avoid elven maidens.

Finances:  He has a castle and a retinue, plus those cool wailing banshee waiting women.

Housework:  Can the undead clean?  Dalamar has them do it, but we don't think that Soth is that sort of undead.

Fatherhood:  First, is this possible? Second, he disavowed his own child, leading to its death. Is this the sort of daddy you'd want?

Sex:  First, does the armor come off?  Second...well, would you want to?  But then, he must have wanted Kitiara for something...and we do wonder how she got his cooperation while she was alive...

Chances:  He's been wanting a human sacrifice for quite a while...

Outcome:  But is this what you dream of in a man?

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