Which race are you?
Keep tally on a piece of paper to decide whether you are a human, an elf, a gnome, a dwarf, a goblin, a minotaur, a dragon, a gully dwarf, an ogre, or a kender.

1.  Where would you like to live?
a)  Where ever my feet happen to take me
b)  In an inertial reference frame
c)  Where ever they pay me the best
d)  Somewhere beautiful, preferably with lots of trees
e)  Anywhere with great mineral wealth
f)   In a habitat suited to my nature.
g)  Anywhere.  Preferably with food.
h)  A coastal region
i)   Doesn't matter. I'm always on the move.
j)  Mountainous regions.

2.  What are your feelings about magic?
a)  Cool!  Can I try?
b)  Just a manifestation of science.  Something we haven’t discovered yet.
c)  Useful.  Could gain power with it...
d)  Good for healing the world.
e)  Can’t do anything that hard work can’t accomplish.
f)  Very useful for controlling more primitive beings.
g)  Me make magic with dead lizard.
h)  Magic is for weaklings who lack physical strength.
i)  What is magic?
j)  Uhhhhhhhhhh....

3.  Do you like adventuring?
a)  I never stop!!!
b)  Only good for exchanging thesis with others.  Otherwise, why leave your lab?
c)  Nice for gaining power and wealth. Sort of fun, at times.
d)  Ewww!  Why would I leave my nice home?
e)  Ewww!  Why would I leave my nice home?
f)  Well enough, but I always have my home to return to.
g)  And leave the food?
h)  If I can gain power and renown for my strength.
i)  As long as my tribe goes with me...
j)  Me kill.  Me defeat. Me win.

4.  What do you look for in a mate?
a)  Whatever I’m curious about at the time.
b)  Someone who shares my interests.
c)  Pretty, intelligent, social status, friendly, etc.
d)  Social status.
e)  Being of the opposite sex and the same species.
f)  Someone whom the gods would approve of.
g)  Fat, well fed, not likely to starve soon.
h)  Nice long horns.  And a good fighter, capable of bearing strong sons.
i)  Good at scrounging...but she must like me for my personality.
j)  Able to defend herself in unarmed combat.

5.  What do you want to be when you grow up?
a)  I’ll never grow up.
b)  A scientist.
c)  A jack of all trades.
d)  A gardener.
e)  A miner.
f)  Ruler of the world.
g)  Alive.
h)  A warrior.
i)  I'd like to rule the world, but being realistic...
j)  In my deserved place in the world.

6.  What’s your favorite color?
a)  Blue...or green...or red...actually, I rather like puce at the moment.
b)  Monochrome.
c)  Depends on my mood.
d)  Green.
e)  Gold.
f)   Whatever looks best on me.
g)  Mud.
h)  Red
i)  Yellow or orange
j)  Yellow-green

7.  How important is money to you?
a)  Money?  It’s pretty.
b)  Useful for stocking lab supplies.
c)  Very.
d)  I don’t talk about such vulgar things.
e)  It’s my entire life.
f)  Must aquire more...must aquire more...
g)  Money? Is that edible?
h)  Good for buying better weapons.
i)  I can finally eat real food!!!!
j)  Bwah hah hah hah hah...

8.  Do you get along well with other people?
a)  Yes, but they don’t get along well with me.
b)  Those who aren’t others of my kind don’t understand me.
c)  Guess so, for the most part.
d)  Others are not worthy of my attention.
e)  Grump, grump, grump.
f)  People?  Well...no.
g)  Me like people.  People leave best scraps.
h)  People must be exterminated to make way for superior races.
i)  Make strange noises when prodded...
j)  Eat people. Taste good.

9.  If you could go into a modern day clothing store, what would you wear?
a)  Anything I could dig up from the bargain rack.
b)  Lab coat, jeans, a T-shirt.
c)  Whatever.  Depends on where I’d be going.
d)  Armani.
e)  Coveralls or a jumpsuit.
f)  Bright clothing of uniform color.
g)  Clothing?  Any clothing?  Must think...something not wear out soon.
h)  Battle armor.
i)   Costumes...clever costumes.
j)  Leather. Preferably black leather.

10.  What’s your favorite novel?
a)  I never sat still long enough to finish one.
b)  The Double Helix by Dr. James D. Watson
c)  anything off the bestseller list
d)  Any classic
e)  Farmer’s almanac
f)  A classic. But a better classic than found under "d"
g)  Me eat book.  Me get more smart.
h)  Klingon Rules of Warfare
i)   Books make good kindling.
j)  Marquis de Sade

If you picked mostly:

As, you are a kender.  Fun loving, crazy, and possibly psychotic, the race thrives on seeing how long it takes to kill themselves or annoy other creatures into killing them. Their grating temperament and kleptomania makes them difficult to get along with, but their sense of fun and adventure wins them friends.

Bs, you are a gnome.  You are a part of the race voted most likely to blow yourselves up.  Scientifically inclined, and in love with technobabble, gnomes think too fast for their words and tend to die in explosions.  They greatly enjoy building never working contraptions, and are useful only when other races need one of these contraptions and can fix it without gnomish "improvements".

 Cs, you are a human. I guess you know about that.

Ds, you are an elf.  Annoying, stuck up, and overly interested in social status, your only saving grace is that you like nature and beautiful things. So, if you intend to inherent a lot of wealth, this may be the race for you. Otherwise, you should probably relook your choices.

Es, you are a dwarf.  Hard working with a good heart, you’re also annoyingly grumpy.  However, once people get to know you, they find out that you’re OK, even if you’re better left in your mountain.

Fs, you are a dragon.  The most magnificent of the animals of Krynn, you live in all sorts of climates and your temperament ranges from Lawful Good (gold) to Chaotic Evil (black).  Arrogant of your power (huge, strong, and amazing magic users) you often work with the other races for various purposes often dictated to you by the gods.

Gs, you are a gully dwarf.   As the pathetic, underdog race of Kyrnn, you spend most of your time just trying to stay alive.  Able to live anywhere and more difficult to kill than cockroaches, you cower underfoot trying to survive on a meager subsistence of garbage.

Hs, you are a minotaur.  As a part of a proud nautical race that vanquishes its enemies, many of your opponents think of you as bestial and cruel.  One of the gnome's greatest accomplishments was accidentally sinking one of your fearsome ships.  You rule, but lack important social skills and friends.

Is, you are a goblin.  An irritating, scavenging race, most of your time is spent just trying to stay alive. But this does not prevent you from exacting vengeance in the form of torture from any of the other races who you manage to capture.

Js, you are an ogre.  As the Queen of Darkness's chosen people, you were once a wonderful, intelligent, beautiful, if cruel, race. But then you blew it and are now known both for your hideousness and stupidity.  Sucks to be you.

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