Physical Appearance: Short, rotund, smelly, filthy, ragged, ill-featured. The list goes on.
Health: She's as unkillable as a cockroach. And she has a magic lizard. She's unbeatable.
Personality: Friendly, trusting, you'll be disgusted by you, but she can get along with anyone.
Intelligence: She's the only gully dwarf who can count to more than two...
Finances: She's a queen...but she's still stuck wearing rags.
Housework: She doesn't mind living in squalor. Do you?
Motherhood: You know, they survive by being prolific. But then, you wanted a big family, right?
Sex: Please don't tell me you're into that sort of thing...
Chances: All you need is a charm spell.
Outcome: If you like that sort of thing, happily ever after...