An Homage To Moujie

An Homage To Moujie



Enter the world of HALoGEN



"I AM DE CRAZY PAKISTANIAN MEXICAN ON DE CRAX!"



Top 10 bands
1. Green Day
2. Wormbath
3. 2000 Flushes
4. Operation Ivy
5. Dreas Band
6. Heft
7. Felix Frump
8. The Specials
9. The Toasters
10. US Chaos


Top Ten Favorite CDs:
1. 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours - Green Day
2. Kerplunk - Green Day
3. Insomniac - Green Day
4. Nimrod - Green Day
5. Operation Ivy - Operation Ivy
6. Pieces of You - Jewel
7. Cock Rock - Diesel Boy
8. In On the Kill Taker - Fugazi
9. Writing On the Wall - Wormbath
10. Wormbath Demo CD - Wormbath
11. 2KF Crew - 2000 Flushes
(So I lied.. there are 11)



Top Ten Favorite Songs:
1. Walking Contradiction - Green Day
2. Gray Skies - Wormbath
3. Redundant - Green Day
4. Waiting Room - Fugazi
5. Sadomasachist - Wormbath
6. Aida & Geoff - Hëft
7. In A Bathtub - Hëft
8. Blank Expression - The Specials
9. Julies Got A Cucumber - Hëft
10. Snot Rocket - Hëft



Favorite Movies:
1. Clerks
2. Mallrats (GSP summer of 96???)
3. Chasing Amy
4. Space Balls & anything else by Mel
5. The Breakfast Club
6. 16 Candles (THE DONGER NEED FOOD!!)
7. E.T.
8. Hairspray
9. Blazing Saddles
10. Easy Money
11. Life Stinks
12. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
13. A Christmas Story
14. ***STV 1, 2, & 3*** "Oh Jacob!!"



Chelle's Favorite Quote List:

- Theres nothing wrong with being a loser it just depends on how good you are at it.
- "Fry?" "Yes it is."
- Key ring of knowledge
- Jaded eyes see clearly, but only half of what is there good old days are far behind whats left is boredom and despair.
- STOP YOUR SHENANIGANS!
- Do not allow aliens to play or steal your hangy thingy.

...and her personal favorite...

- "Chris, what would you do if you walked in on your mother and brothers having sex?"
"Smile , nod, and join in."



Favorite Things To Do With Spare Time / Special Talents:
- Sleep
- Read
- Music is fun
- Likes going to shows and discovering new bands...or just seeing old ones
- Loves chillin with her freinds...specially at gsp
- Loves to cook and is going to be a chef (and you're not!)
- Working to achieve her goals
- Constantly trying to fit in objects to small for the normal human being i.e.: boxes, coffee table things (§tace¥'s basement), those plastic tupperware containers (the big kind that you store stuff in), uhh...lockers, etc...
- Trying to pass her license/driving test
- Can make her eyes go in differnt directions... (')(.)
- Can eat an amazing amount of jello within the span of half an hour..
- Likes acting weird in school so everyone avoids her (she says you can tell your true friends cause they stick around you when you run through the halls screaming in a demonic voice "I WILL KILL YOU ALL I WILL KILL YOU ALL YOU ALL WILL DIE" (of course that was a joke....or was it?)



Michelle's PETS:
(Oh God.. Here We Go..)

Cats:
Ming, Thai, Smokey, Sandy, Sonic.

Birds:
Bijoux - Parrot
Chester Moo Cheesequake - Cockatiel



Slurpee Addicts

I bet you didn't know that Chelle and I are Slurpee addicts. You wonder how we know we are Slurpee addicts? Follow this check-list to find out if you are addicted to Slurpees too.

• You know which flavors are being mixed up at the local 7-11, not to mention texture and temperature
• You and the clerks are all on a first name basis
• Your girl/boyfriend eyes you seductively asking you in a sexy voice what you want to do and like a dumbass you mechanically reply, "How 'bout we go pick up a Slurpee or two?"
• Your tongue is permanetly stained the color of your favorite Slurpee
• So is your girl/boyfriends
• Hanging out with friends consists of driving around aimlessly until you see a 7-11, at which time you purchase a Slurpee and continue to drive around aimlessly
• Your friend drives an hour to pick you up only to go to a 7-11 to pick up a Slurpee (TIM)
• You always have at least 3 or 4 empty Slurpee cups sitting in your room and car
• Your friends have learned they have to offer to buy you Slurpees for you to do favors for them
• You go into a 7-11 and get the clerk to take a picture of you and your friends next to the Slurpee machine

If you answered yes to 4 or more of these questions then you can consider yourself a genuine Slurpee addict. I suggest that you seek professional help.



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