Look Out For Cars

This is the place for all the things that I feel obliged to put on my page, as they were there before.

Updated as of December the 13th, 2001

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Theme song:

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

(thank you Monty Python, just for existing)