Well, nothing too exciting, I put up a couple links on the links page, some very new, some I've been meaning to get up for a while (sorry about that, Jennie, it's all fixed now).
New feature: the picture of the week. Also, Tina and HellWeather are back. Oh please, don't try not to act excited. I see right through that.
Here it is! The first INVASION of (dramatic music) *EMMIE* the evil overloard. but she's cute too so don't hate her. *grin*
Well, I'm Suburban, you may very well be Suburban. Go read the new episode, it's incredibly random.
The creative mastermind of the random thoughts home page has now realized that she didn't let the other half of her brain in on the fun, so be looking foward to random contributions from Emmie, "the other half" (yes there are two, be afraid... be very afraid). Facilitating both halves, we have created a rather delicious porn page for your viewing pleasure (no we're not really lesbians)
Neat! I put something up that's kind of deep, kinda. Not that I'm usually shallow or anything....well I maybe on this website, but you know.
12-3-99
Alright, The Random Store is now open! Go Christmas shopping right here from my very own webpage!
12-1-99
Now I have a game!! It bashes Pilgrims. Go, now!
11-25-99
Well, after many hours of slaving on it, I am resigning the Milkman Dan Minipage due to two factors: Dan made his own page (which was sort of inevitable), and it wasn't my own stuff anyway. I also got rid of the Jasckon page link. I'm sorry Jasckon, if you can't link me, I can't link you.
11-2-99
New stuff over at the Milkman page, "Sausages." I have a lot of stuff, but I'm going to put up articles every couple days or so to keep things interesting. Also, I'd appreciate some feedback on the Milkman Pages, I'm curious as to what you all think.
11-1-99
I've created a Milkman Dan Mini Page, subject to material, it may become permanent. The IM episode, (previously at the top of the episode list), is now part of that minipage, along with a hilarious story called "Paranoia." Check it out, nice stuff.
10-21-99
Alright, I got something from Dan, an email conversation with what has to be one of the dumbest people online, you'll laugh heartily, I guarantee. It's up as the newest episode.
10-15-99
Finally, a new episode, a real episode. Find out how Toys 'R' Us sold out in episode 13. Also, I put a link to my friend Laura's site, it is so beautiful, and has lots of her artwork on it.
9-30-99
To ring out the old month, I've put up a faerie episode with snazzy little graphics on it (aren't I talented?).
9-22-99
Read the new episode, it's very political. Another poll, and I know how much you guys like those!
9-9-99
Heh, I've been waiting for this day my entire life, it's 9s, all the way across! That is too cool! And Nine Inch Nails is on MTV at 9:00 tonight, 9-9-99. Besides that, I put up an episode with some substance, it has a poll in it. Isn't that just too cool? Yeah, so go there, take the poll, okay? When I started, it was 100% safety pins, so I can tell if you guys have bothered to take it.
9-2-99
If you haven't noticed, I rearranged the episodes so that the newest one is on top, that way you don't have to scroll all the way down there to read my new stuff. I've also written a song, please, please do me the favour of checking it out, I would be tremendously flattered. It's in the form of an episode (and conveniently at the very top! Wow, whoever thought of that was really taking into account the convenience of her readers!)
8-31-99
Hey, I'm so excited!! Today I went over 100 hits! This could mean a few different things. It could mean that I'm entertaining, and many people tell one another of my humour, hence creating an increase in the number of visitors I get. It could also mean that I have a few friends that want me to feel like I have a whole bunch, and they keep visiting to up the number. Another theory I have is that people fear me, and visit the site so as not to anger me and set off my fury. At any rate, thanks to all you guys who visit often to make me feel popular, I appreciate it.
8-30-99
An in-depth and thought provoking look at Canadians and their lifestyle in my new episode entitled "Canucks." Whether you hate Canadians, or are Canadian, you should enjoy it.
8-29-99
New episode that attempts to explain why I hate Jim Varney and Barbie, check it out. In addition, I'm working on getting Dan's stories up, if you know him, you know why they're so awesome!
8-28-99
Okay, I fixed the link the The Big List, I'm sorry, but I really wish you people would email me when I do things like, say, put up a link that doesn't work. I also made a new episode on why I hate Tom Green, be sure to read it.
Well, school will be starting soon, and I won't be able to update my page as often as I would like, so I've added this "what's new?" feature to help me out a bit. First of all, in response to that, I'm going to start dating my episodes to give everyone an idea of how old these opinions are. It makes this more of a "journal on display," but I don't really care, if you don't want to read it, don't. Also, I talked to my good friend Milkman Dan, and he wants me to put up some of his stories (not very long, very funny). I should be getting those up some time next week. I think I'm going to make the fonts larger as well, in my opinion my episodes are tre difficult to read. Okay, that's about it.
