Nurse Friskyīs Star signs

Friskyīs Star signs



This is my own Star sign interpreting.
All the past star sign books have been so danged bad,
they just say "oh, how nice you are and how very talented you are dear!"
It was time for Friskyīs honest star sign page!!!
Itīs easy to handle, just search for your birth date and there you will find your starsign.


The GUPPY born 20/2-20/3 OVERSENSITIVE


The most likely place to find a guppy is at a bar
dreaming away his life over a drink.
there he sits and dreams about his next song that will make him famous
Do I need to say that his guitar is at the pawnbrokers shop.
Or he might dream about his next painting that will be so beatiful...
only trouble is he will never afford that oilpaint.
The guppy is going nowhere....
He is also a sucker for a sob story.He belives everything and everyone and is
probably the hole neighbourhoods own therapeut.
He can find a nice spot in most people,and is a beloved friend.
AS good as his advice ususally is, as bad is his own capacity to do something
good with his own life.
Unless he is an actor, then he is in his right element.To pretend and to make a lye
seem true...thatīs his talent.
All guppies should avoid alcohol..donīt give them a drink or they will ask
you for money in a few years time when they live on the street.

The WASP born 21 /3-19/4 BAD LOOSER


The wasp is of course not as nice as the Shrimp, but who can be that?,
Wasp people are rather nice for being a wasp.
Not excactly cuddly, but rather cute.
The wasp always wants to be the cutest..the fastest...the most brightest..
Greatest...nicest...For short: they want to be best.
br> The Wasp has a TERRIBLE temper!!
If the wasp gets angry it stings.
If the wasp gets insulted it stings.
If you tease the wasp it stings.
If the wasp ....Duh.. Do I really have to go on??
YOu got the idea!

The BUMBLE BEE born 20/4-20/5 BAD GASSES


If you just treat the bumble bee nice it wont sting you.
Bumble bees are rather slow , and have a hard time to get started.
But when they have got in the air, they fly like a darned yetplane!!!
It will hurt bad if you get stunged by a bumble bee, so you better
not tease this star sign TOO much.(The wasp stings you all the time
so that sign you can tease all you want.!) Bumble bees like a soft nest to lay in, and sleep tight.
Bumbles pass gasses very much, have a terrible flatulens.Are not the most hygenic of all sings
, Can smell of sweat and other strange things (holds her nose).

The GNATS born 21 /5-21/6 TALKS TALKS ..and are not as wise as they pretends


Are you in a room with people born under the sign of the Gnat you will soon notice,
the buzzzzz.They can never be quite.Never!!
They talk about everyone and everything.
If you try to stop them with a mosquito-net, they still finds way to come in.!!
Just so you know, you might as well invite them.
Gnats love to gossip!!
*They know all about everyone, They are a living publication of: "Who When and Where".
If you got a secret, hide it well when the Gnat is around
they love juicy secrets.If you want it spread tell it to a gnat.
Other wise is gnat rather cute, aspecially if you look in a microscope.

LOBSTER born 22/6-22/7 totally oversensitive


The lobster has a light pink bottom and is very fragile.
You must treat a Lobster with care, or else it will start to smell BAD.
The lobster can bite you hard,
so itīs not totally harmless.
It collects EVERYTHING.....aspecially OLD wearthless stuff!!!
Things that noone even THINKS of to putting in the addic, the Lobster treats as a treasure.
Like old cinema tickets from their first movie, and the first beer can they drank.
The Lobster is VERY controlling, even though he/she pretends that it is not so.
That is just a pretend, for you to volentary leave the
Control and power to the Lobster.,
And if you are stupid enough to give them control, you will NEVER have it back!!.
A lobster NEVER forgets an insult or an injury, the saying "OUt of sight out of mind""
Is not true for Lobsters!!!!!!.They remeber EVERY stupid thing you have done to them
, and evenif you go to europe for 5 years they will still remember
what youīve done and give you hell when you come home!!
Lobster is a not forgetting easy kind of a person!!.
But they like you very much if you look like a baby.

GUINEA PIG born 23/6-22/8 "Vain you so VAIN!! "


Guinea pig is a cuddly little animal, love to sit in your lap and be kissed.
But you better watch out, it may pee on you when you least expect it.
Guinea pig loves mirrows, they can look at them self all day long.
And its not acceptable to cut your own hair, read :NEED FOR A HAIR DRESSER...Expensive ones too!!!.
Guinea pigs are champions on getting other to fetch them things.
-Darling please give me a beer,now that you are in the kitchen
he purrs and lays on the sopha.
You can make a Guinea pig do what ever you want him to do if you just
keep telling him how GORDIOUS he is, and how FANTASTIC he is in bed, and how MANLY he is.(A lady guinea pig you have to say other things to..if you donīt like to be smacked)
Guinea pigs are suckers for flattery.And the most vain person alive!!

The BEAN born 23/8 -22/9 OH God so picky!!!!


*The bean is a very healthy and hygenic person.
That prefer very clean surroundings and very fresh food, preferably veggies .
The bean sometimes get a lsightly green facial color, it depends on the fact that the bean
worries so damn much about EVERYTHING!!!!
But do you need to sort your things in the basement in alphabetical order?
Just ask the bean, he loves to do that!!!
To catalog your stuff and then show you how easy it was...if you just made the effort.
In love they find 10 000 faults about you...thatīs why they almost always are batchelors.
It can be hard to get a hold don your BEan friend, because they ALWAYS work, they are probably work alcoholics!!

SNAIL born 22/9-22/10 LAZY !!!!!!!!

If the snail is in the mood, you canīt find a more charming man in the zodiac.
But is there another person that can do the job,the snail will find him for you.
He donīt like to get his hands dirty.
He rather be a gigolo then a car-mecanics.Getting his hands dirty??NOOOOOOOway!!
Stubborn as hell, always takes the opposite postion in any discussion with you,
try to take the opposite view your self then you will see a confused snail!! ,
Loves all beatiful things.And this includes a blond curvy lady.
The snail always knows it all!!
so if you will show this to a snail he will say:
"Not true at all, Iīm nothing like that!!!." I will guarantee you..(If you donīt show him this last sentence.)

MOSQUITO born 23/10-22/11 BOORING NO HUMOUR!!!


The Mosquito wants to be apart of the PARTY
The capital party with good clothes and jewels!! The Mosquito is a social climber.
It will hate you if you laugh at it..
Canīt find anything funny if it includes to laugh at them own self.
BUT you can get away with most things if....
..you are a millionaire that the Mosquito very much want to know!!
Then the mosquito will laugh at ANYTHING you say.
The mosquito loves to hump!!!(you know what I mean!!)
Thats why they are SO many at the summer evenings.
A mosquito will always take revenge if you have harmed them in anyway!!
So ran fast if you have insulted them in ANY way.(Frisky runs as hell)

The ELEPHANT born 23/11-21/12 CLUMPSY


The elephant will step on your toes, be sure of that.
He is so big that he donīt know where he puts his feets down.
Too late he will noticed he almost crushed your foot with that (remark) step.
then the elephant tries to avoid your right foot, and in the process
it falls right on top of you instead. (Uarrrghhhhhh!!!!)
a rather clumpsy sign.Both verbal and Physical.
The Elephant loves to laugh at you and to makes you the goal of hispractial jokes..(Ha!! VERRY funny!).
But try to make fun of him, and you will see how happy he will become.
Elephants are very sweet animals that like to think about the meaning of life. The elephant male can be a little hard to get tothe altare since freedom is so
important for him and other elephants.
*But who wants to marry an elephant ?? So thatīs no real problem is it ?!!


HEDGEHOG född 22/12-20/1 A STIFF AND PROUD CREATURE


It can be hard to make contact with a hedgehog, itīs kind of reservedand prudent animal.
It can seem a bit booring and stiff too, not excactly the party animal.
The hedgehog is buzy thinking about "Where do you find the best fatest earthworms , and how to make that your fortune"
If you think about such things that could make you less flirty...Iīm sure of that.
But the Hedgehog is very faithful if he founds another hedgehog that
also is good at finding fat earthworms.
Always trust a hedgehogs words, have he told you that
he will get you an earthworm, you will GET an earthworm!!
But you might not get the earthworm...they are pretty stingy and nigardly.

ASPARAGUS born 21/1-19/2 Lost in space!!!


If the head of the asparagus wasenīt screwed on it would certanily
have lost it.The asparagus is the most scattered brained and unorganized person in the zodiac (well we donīt mention the shrimp here).
They could make a headless hen seem like a well oranized person.
Forgetful, daydreaming all the time they can even forget they have a wife.
(Donīt belive it? Ask an Asparagus wife!!!)
They love strange causes like "Save the mosquitos in Africa"
Or like "Donīt eat earthworms they have feelings too"
Asparagus is usually a militant vegetarian..
But a cowards!!!
That was all folks...I might come up with a few more star sign ītil next time, bye bye!!

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