Goku Vs.Freeza

(This takes place when Planet Namek is about to explode and Freeza uses his Kienzan disk)
Goku: "I'm getting off this planet Freeza!"
Freeza: "None shall pass!"
Goku: "What?"
Freeza: "None shall pass!"
Goku: "This planet is going to explode, I'm getting off it now!!"
Freeza: "Then you shall die! Kienzan disk!!!"
(Freeza lauches the disk at Goku. He keeps dodging it until he succedes in making it cut off Freeza's arm.)
Goku: "There now let me pass."
Freeza: "Its just a scratch."
Goku: "A scratch?! Your arm's off!"
Freeza: "No it's not!"
Goku: "Then what's that?"
(points at the dismembered arm on the ground. Freeza looks at it.)
Freeza: "I've had worse."
Goku: "You lie!"
Freeza: "C'mon ya monkey!!"
(Freeza lets loose two disks. They chase Goku around until they cut off Freeza's other arm.)
Goku: "There, now victory is mine."
(Freeza jumps and kicks him in the face.)
Freeza: "C'mon!"
Goku: "Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"
Freeza: "Yes I have."
Goku: "Look at you!!"
Freeza: "Just a flesh wound."
(Goku takes one of the disks(C'mon its a comedy)and cuts off one of Freeza's legs)
Freeza: "All right, I'll kill you for that!"
Goku: "You'll what?!"
Freeza: "Freeza always wins!! Let's go!"
Goku: "What're you gonna do? Bleed on me?!!"
Freeza: "I am invincible!"
Goku: "Your a looney!"
Freeza: "Have at you Saiyan!!"
(The other disk appears at that moment and cuts off Freeza's other leg. Freeza looks up at Goku.)
Freeza: "All right, we'll call it a draw."
Goku: "Good-bye Freeza."
(Goku flys off)
Freeza(yelling after him): "Oh running away, huh? You coward!! Come back here and get what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!!"
Goku: "SHUT UP!!!!"
(Goku fires a blast and kills Freeza.)

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