DB Interviews

Interview 1:Vegeta

For my first interview, I decided on the prince of the Saiyan race. He was very eager to participate in the interview as was I.

WC: First of all, I want to say thank you for agreeing to this interview.
Vegeta: I hate you.
WC: Wow, that was a bit straight-forward, eh?
Vegeta: Don't make me kill you John Woo-style!
WC: Anyway...My first question is: What does it feel like to become a Super-Saiyan?
Vegeta: You know when you have too much Viagra? It's kinda like that...only not.
WC: So, would that mean that it's nothing of the sort like taking too much Viagra?
Vegeta: Did I say that, foo'? Don't make me whack up yo face, homeslice!
WC: Um, sure thing.
Vegeta: Word.
WC: Is that why you were so upset when Android #18 defeated you?
Vegeta: Don't talk about that. I'll bust your *** quicker than a midget with a two-by-four!
WC: Oh, sorry.
Vegeta: But yes, that's why I was so angry...much like your mom.
WC: My...mom?
Vegeta: HAHAHA! By the way, do you have a butfer?
WC: What's a butfer?
Vegeta: For pooping, silly! Yo! I'z just dissed you freak style, turd burglar!
WC: ANYWAY! How about turning Oozaru? What do you feel when that happens?
Vegeta: All you can really feel is anger and the desire to fight.
WC: Really? Like a surge of power, huh?
Vegeta: Don't make me repeat myself...you'll find yourself without genitalia if you should.
WC: ....Oh, please. *End sarcasm*
Vegeta: No, really! You think Son Gokou still has his? Heck, Muten Roshi hasn't been the same since! I even got the pig regretting it!
WC: ANYWAY!!!! Did the loss of your tail affect you any?
Vegeta: I was angry that I lost it before, but when I got it back, I hardly noticed it. However, my butt does itch constantly. Nothing a woman can't fix, though. O_o
WC: Would you say that Super level 4 is a Super-Saiyan stage?
Vegeta: That's a hard question. It could be because of two reasons: 1. To get there, you have to go SSJ while in Ooarzu and then power down. 2. It seems only Saiyans can actually do it. 3. Your mom said so! HAHAHA!
WC: Isn't that three reasons then?
Vegeta: You be two seconds away from a beating, punk monkey!
WC: Okay, any last comments on that topic, then?
Vegeta: It is quite a trip to get to that level...much like your mom! MWAHAHAHAAA!
WC: That, um, doesn't make sense.
Vegeta: Your mom! YO! I'z be rockin' dis dragon from here to China!
WC: *Cough* NEXT QUESTION! *Cough* Are, or were, you protective of your daughter Bra?
Vegeta: I was protective, she says overprotective. I only took out one guy, but she was telling him NO!
WC: Something I'm sure every father would like to do.
Vegeta: She wouldn't talk to me for a month, but who's countin' right? I be whack up in my shiznit!
WC: Well you did kill someone she liked.
Vegeta: I didn't really KILL him...I just fried his genitals. OH BOY, LIKE PORK ON A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL! HAHA!
WC: That puts some bad images in my mind.
Vegeta: It's wonderful, ain't it? ...Much like your mom! SWEET MAMA, I'M HILAH-WIOUS!
WC: -_- Another question. Do you think that FUNi ruined DBZ?
Vegeta: No, but I sure wish they would let me cuss some more. I can't be holdin' dis profanity in my head for ages, ya know!? I also would like to see the episode where I fry Gokou's genitalia, too...sentimental value.
WC: I've never seen that episode. You sure that happened?
Vegeta: Don't tempt me, sonny. I'll be wreckin' yo face in seconds, butt dumpling!
WC: Well there might be children listening, so let's avoid violence, okay?
Vegeta: I will FRY YOU, PUNK!
WC: BRING IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR MOMMA JOKES!
Vegeta: Why you @#$%%##^^%$$%^&^%$
WC: Was that even a word? O_o
Vegeta: That does it!!
(This is where we got into a fight. It was equal until we called a truce)
Vegeta: You're pretty good.
WC: Well, I have watched almost every episode of DBZ.
Vegeta: I'll fry you next time, toad lick!
WC: I'll be waiting!
Vegeta: That's what yo momma said to me! HAHAHAAA!
WC: *Sigh*

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