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After this depressing little bit of history we're treated to "Cha-La-Head-Cha-La"(one of my favorites).But there's something different.There're no Super Saiya-jins! I mean Gokou's there and Gohan and other people, but noone's a Super Saiya-jin. I guess they're hoping you...forgot about season 3 or something..they want the ending to suprise you.

We're back on Earth (Kame-sennin's island, more specific). We see Gokou firing a few Kame-Ha-Ma-Ha's into the ocean or whatever that I'm pretty sure go on to destroy many continents and kill millions of people, and then we flash over to Gohan. He's studying in the house (as usual) and Chi-Chi comes in to see if he hasn't run off to do anything. Haiya Dragon decides to take Gohan out flying but Chi-Chi is anti-fun and keeps him from going anywhere. About this time, I guess Gokou teleports back to his house and tells Gohan to hurry up and finish studying. Chi-Chi immediately assumes Gokou's dying and tries to hug him but falls on the table and breaks it. Gokou (being retarded) asks what she's doing down there."I can't believe I was worried about you!". Gokou says that camping is more important than studying and leaves with the pig and the midgit.

With that we flash over to an abandoned planet that has the dude that looked like Freezer griping about how Freezer was killed by a Saiya-jin. Then he remembers something I forgot to mention, the Saiya-jin he let live was heading for planet Earth. He orders everyone to prepare to go to planet Earth and destroy everyone just like the planet he's on now.

We're back the camp and we see Gohan cooking something that looks like a shoe and then cutting up tons of firewood and doing un-mendable damage to the enviornment.It seems that Kooler was only two seconds away from Earth and suddenly someone sneaks up on Gohan and when Kuririn tries to warn him someone clubs him in the back of the head. After that, the person sneaking up on gohan grabs Gohan by his tail (yes in all the movies it does grow back) and Gohan can't move. The people (I'm pretty sure they don't ever give you the names) start talking about how they came all this way for a little Saiya-jin whose battle rating was only 50, while swinging Gohan around like a yo-yo. Suddenly Gokou comes out of the lake where he was trying to catch the big fish that shows up wherever Gokou goes, and tells them to give back Gohan.

Gokou asks who they are and they seem to be "Kooler's Armored Squadron"......whatever. They start to fight in the air and it's pretty clear that Kooler's men are pretty stupid and ones head goes inside of his body like a turtle to avoid a blast..Suddenly Kooler comes out of nowhere and Gokou thinks it's Freezer, understandably.Gohan thinks that even though he lost to the henchman he can take on the main villain and tries to fly in and help.....whatever. Anyway Gohan tries to fly in and help and Kooler, after saying,"Death to all Saiya-jins!", shoots an eye laser at Gohan. Gokou flies up to help Gohan, or take the blast for him..either way, and gets shot in the back. They both fall in the water and go over a waterfall that didn't seem to be there before, right after firing a weak counter-attack blast at Kooler that does nothing, and everyone pretends to be suprised.. Now Kooler flies over to where the waterfall is and fires a bunch of ki blasts in hopes of killing him before he becomes a problem.Kooler knows he's not dead though because his body didn't disintergrate.

We go over to Gohan and Gokou getting out of the river and crashing on a river-bank and we see Gokou's back messed up pretty bad.. Gohan starts whining like he pretty much always ends up doing and we go over to Kooler's "Armored Squadron" and they're griping and complaining about how he couldn't of survived because Gokou took a direct hit and they can't see anything on the scouter. We see Kuririn and he's starting to come to. We're back with the armored losers and they seem to think now if they start blowing up small pieces of the planet Gokou will come out and die so they can destroy the whole planet.. Gohan gets scared and runs back to his dad where he hugs him right before they get crushed by a ton of rocks (*awww*).Everyone but Kooler is sure that they're dead and Kooler insists they keep looking and says he could destroy the planet but he has his pride.Kuririn creeps through and finds Gokou and Gohan and digs them up. Gokou wants Kuririn to help the animals before his son, and they do so.Gokou also tells them to be careful not to let them know where they are. Then Kuririn spots Oolong about to be crushed by a big rock and Kuririn fires a ki blast and explodes the rock...the armored squadron's scouters go off like buzzers and everyone's busted. The turtle shell..head...guy goes after them, but after seeing a bird assumes that the bird has a power level of several thousand and dismisses the reading.

Kuririn tells Gohan to go to the Karin's Tower and get some senzu beans, but to be careful not to be an idiot like him. Gohan says he doesn't have to worry and takes Haiya Dragon and is there by morning.He flies the first half up and climbs the rest of the way. When he gets there Karin says that he only climbed halfway up and that he won't get squat if he does that. So Gohan is about cave Karin's skull in(or climb up again...we never see which) when Yajirobe throws Gohan a full bag of Senzu beans. Karin yells at Yajirobe and says that he was trying to teach Gohan a lesson. Karin says that since Gohan was honest and everything that he can have them. Before Gohan leaves Yajirobe throws him the one that Karin was about to eat for himself for no apparent reason and Gohan tucks it in his belt. With that Gohan takes off and heads back to Gokou and Kuririn.

We go back to Kuririn and Gokou and Gokou's trying to sleep and Kuririn thinks he's dead until Gokou says something. Hiaya Dragon is getting very tired so Gohan gives him a senzu. Haiya Dragon takes off so fast that the scouters pick him up and they're caught.Gohan gets a tiny little beat-down but still won't let go of the senzu beans. Just then Piccolo comes out of nowhere (forgot about him didn't you?) and blasts "Doole". They're kind of suprised to see a Namek here but it doesn't matter. So they start to fight and it's pretty clear that Piccolo's waaaay stronger than them. I'd just like to say that this is an extremely cool piccolo fight. In the middle of it Doole goes off to chase Gohan and Piccolo chases after him.....kinda..he fires a ki blast right at the turtle/head/freak guy and he dodges like Piccolo though he would and the ki blast follows Doole while Piccolo beats the snot out of the other guys. The blast finally catches up to Doole and ends up finally connecting...too bad for him. Just then the turtle guy gets mad, tells "Sauza" to move, and blasts this kind of "slow kill force field thingie" that is pathetically weak. He asks,"Still think you're so hot?". Piccolo says,"Of course." then he grabs the turtle dude, takes the pathetically weak thing and channels the energy back into "Naiz" and fries him extra crispy.. After that he fires two blasts at Sauza and he blocks them. Too bad it was just a distraction and right after Piccolo appears in front of him and kicks the Trunks look-a-like in the chest. Sauza gets mad and fires a renzoku energy dan (multiple weak ki blasts....like a machine gun) and runs into a forest and they get into a fight that's just too cool and it's better if you're just suprised.By the time this is over things are looking very good for Piccolo and they're just about to fight again when you hear,"Sauza..get the child" and a blast is fired through Piccolo. He turns around and thinks it's Freezer...figures. Then Kooler fires a couple more blasts into Piccolo for good measure and we go back to Gohan who just got to Gokou with the beans. Sauza blasts the bag of beans and Kuririn gets totally p.o.'ed and goes after Sauza while Gohan remembers that he has one more bean in his pocket and gives it to his father.

We're back with Kuririn. He's losing really bad so he fires a Kame-Ha-Ma-Ha and Sauza just bats it away. Then Sauza makes Kuririn get scared and Kuririn holds his body in the fetal position while Sauza overhead beats Kuririn into the floor. Then Gohan gets mad and tries to take on Sauza.....he also gets beaten.

Suddenly something blips on Sauza's scouter and he says that nothing like that was in there before. Finally the scouter explodes (which means that Gokou's power level was above 200,000 if you're curious) and Gokou comes out. He sees that Gohan and Kuririn are like....in lots of pain and then tells Sauza that he isn't worth breaking a sweat over and to go back to where he came from. Kooler then comes out and says something totally retarded that isn't really worth writing. Kooler holds up Piccolo's bloody and beaten body and asks if Piccolo was his friend. He lets go of Piccolo and Gokou tries to catch him but before he's low enough to Kooler blasts him.....but his body didn't disintergrate (they don't want to kill Piccolo, no because then that would make the movies not correspond with the series and everyone knows that's the last thing they want).Sauza starts laughing like an idiot and in his stupidity forgets he's weak and tries to punch Gokou and he just sits there staring at Kooler in disgust.Kooler says he didn't know that Saiya-jin's could feel emotion. Gokou gets totally p.o.'ed and powers up and Sauza is blown into a mountain.Gokou flies up to punch Kooler and they just trade punches for a while. Their fight gets taken into the water that wasn't there before and Kooler tries to use his tail as a distraction until he can use his ki blast. He does and Gokou deflects it with more effort than you'd hope it would take. Gokou then grabs Kooler by the tail and throws him out of the water. Kooler says he understands how Gokou beat his brother now and transforms into his second(I guess) form.He looks..... like the alien in "Predator"..only stupider. Gokou says that now he's much stronger than Freezer. Now the battle is strictly one-sided as Kooler beats the high holy crap out of Gokou. At this point he just starts knocking Gokou into random things...like cliff walls and water.. about 8 times each. Gokou uses Kaioken and it doesn't work...big suprise. He gets beat into another cliff or two and then is pounded into the ground...then another cliff wall...then the ground again..and through the ground into the water (I'm seriously telling the truth) Gokou gets up from the water uses Kaioken and fires off a Kame-Ha-Ma-Ha. Kooler goes through it and knocks Gokou into another cliff wall (still telling the truth) and kicks him the chest. Kooler says that he guesses that Super Saiya-jins were only legends. Gokou falls out of the cliff wall and on the floor. Kooler is moving his hand around and tearing up the planet. He says he'll just go ahead and blow up the planet. Oolong is freaking out and we see scenes of everyone getting blasted and on the floor in pain. Suddenly a little bird dies and this pushes Gokou over the edge. No, it wasn't Gohan, or Kuririn, or Piccolo.....it was the freakin' bird that caused him to go Super Saiya-jin...::sigh::... I mean Gohan and Kuririn were a part of it, but the bird did it.

So he goes Super Saiya-jin and the little bird is healed...Gohan and Kuririn are still in immense pain but the bird's fine. Kooler says that it's time for the final blow and puts his hand up to do what Freezer did, but Gokou is up there in no time and grabs Kooler's hand and stops him."That's enough...how many planets do you have to destroy before you're satisfied.Now you'll pay for your actions,". He tries to punch Gokou and it does nothing. "IMPOSSIBLE!" Gokou punchs him in the chest and he's hurting pretty bad.Suddenly he starts laughing and fires an ENOURMOUS looking ki blast that looks a lot like Freezers death ball.Gokou tries to stop it with his hands and suddenly he disappears under the blast and then reappears and blasts it and Kooler into the sun at the same time.Just then Kooler flashes back to the time where he had a chance to destroy Gokou and didn't take it.He's now gone back to his first form,"Freezer wasn't the only one that had a lot to learn!".

We now see Gokou (non-Super Saiya-jin) on the ground and he is greeted by all his friends which seem to be in perfect health now.Then they see some rocks moving and Gohan runs over to the rocks,"Piccolo-san, Piccolo-san!!".Suddenly, Sauza busts out of the rocks and starts laughing again and is then silenced by Piccolo's makankosuppou (spelling?). We then see Piccolo washing off (now perfectly fine also) cleaning himself off in a nearby fountain. (fade to credits).

My Opinion: This movie was pretty cool to watch and the Piccolo fight was sweet but it was too, too, too boring at times.The music fit since this isn't the dub and the animation was always good. The only problem was that the plot just...didn't make since some times.

Rating
33%

Content
Blood and Kame-sennin's....*AHEM*...questionable magazines...

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