Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean golf jokes that I've come across. As far as I know, these are just jokes and are not based on actual facts; so try not to be too offended if you have fallen victim to similar circumstances. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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Home Seven Iron      Pat and Mike are playing golf one day and Pat hits a hook off the tee into a deep ravine running alongside the fairway. He goes down into the ravine to look for his ball while Mike takes the cart over to the other side of the fairway.      After a while, Mike realizes that he hasn't seen Pat in quite some time so he goes back over to the ravine. Looking down, he sees his partner sitting on the ground shaking uncontrollably. Next to him is a skeleton clutching a seven iron with a golf ball next to his feet.      Mike descends into the ravine and helps Pat stand up. After he composes himself, Pat says "What do you think we should do?" "Well," says Mike, "I sure don't think you want to use your seven iron." Lost Ball      Bill staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball..........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."      "What did you do?" asks the doctor.      "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' " Avid Golfer      A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him.      To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the ninth fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age, I'd hit the ball right over that tree."      With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.      The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only three feet tall."   Home