2000 his beer can
collection is outgrowing the house
2001 a bookie calls
back and speaks with mom
2002 boss hides in
bathroom stalls to collect gossip
2003 son is falsely
arrested for armed robbery
2004 gets email from
old flame out of the blue
2005 overhears someone
calling her dress a "tent"
2006 stalker is using
the internet to gain knowledge
2007 someone filed
an amended tax return in MY name!
2008 relative's estate
is composed of 100+ interlocking companies
2009 she goes to
local biker bar to get seduced
2010 they fulfill
his fantasy: getting picked up at bar
2011 they fulfill
her fantasy: doing it out of doors in the park
2012 that granddaughter
has a learning problem
2013 surgeon gives
him a choice of three different procedures
2014 someone is willing
to pay big $$$$$ for her pie recipe
2015 tour of favorite
food company reveals cheap shortcuts
2016 the wedding
band had a bit too much to drink first
2017 shells out a
week's pay to get his son that sports uniform
2018 new $3000 worth
of dental work get smashed in car crash
2019 that kid of
theirs is always doing some cruel
2020 family news
website has some controversial gossip
2021 she walks out
on Thanksgiving dinner on animal rights grounds
2022 all but one
think life support should be unplugged
2023 teen takes family
minivan offroad like an SUV
2024 she can read
better than her older brother
2025 'free drinks
before 8pm' proves a disappointment
2026 responds to
'egg donors wanted' ad to get extra cash
2027 son's Cancun
vacation gives him SEVERAL firsts
2028 donates the
firm's computers to local school
2029 steals and takes
credit for co-worker's cost-cutting plan
2030 discovers she
is working for a polluting corporation
2031 surprises spouse
with January vacation safari
2032 teen responds
to offer to star in adult films part-time
2033 his semi-pro
team is going pro - must quit good job
2034 something odd
is appearing on grandparent's account statements
2035 legislature
plans to shut down his OTC stimulant business
2036 job offer in
China - twice salary but 24 hrs. to decide
2037 discovers his
co-workers are diverting funds - threatened
2038 develops a high-profit
recipe for pizza with fake cheese
2039 housewife uses
camera on home computer to earn money
2040 mayor holds
local town meeting - big mistake
2041 board of foundation
wants you to quit for no reason
2042 lovely woman
on daily train finally smiles
2043 starts a think
tank devoted to "environmental awareness"
2044 business partners
work long hours - romance starts to bud
2045 anti-semitic
slogans painted near colleague's door
2046 son arrested
on spring break - needs $737 wired for fines
2047 latenight tutoring
classes lower student inhibitions
2048 city council
member calls for "impeaching" city manager
2049 pollster calls
and asks questions about sex life
2050 congressman
proposes environmental tax on your business type
2051 invests life
savings in a portable communication device
2052 will someone
tell her that tennis shoes and dresses look dumb
2053 baptising 350
lb. Brother Jones is a challenge
2054 computer-based
cult delivers daily emails to order life
2055 that new payroll
clerk is just what he always wanted
2056 keeps calling
mayor a "pervert" without any details
2057 buys spot on
radio station to share prophetic dreams
2058 notified political
contribution may be illegal
2059 donates big
money to candidate who now has terminal cancer
2060 for some reason
the fast food chain has mostly gay managers
2061 decides to change
political party - family is shocked
2062 local bowling
champ is defeated by a mere child
2063 travels to England
- tickets to play are sold out
2064 tries to reform
economic system in tiny third world country
2065 you get a photo
of your partner meeting an business foe
2066 environmental
extremists torch ski resort over timber clearing
2067 new cross-country
train service is a wild single"s dream
2068 tries to locate
old flame who was pretty good after all
2069 thick Turkish
coffee is an uncontrollable big hit at the cafe
2070 someone telegrams
to claim they have bones of MIA relative
2071 sells prized
china collection to pay off son"s bail bond
2072 father goes
ballistic after seeing her cheerleader outfit
2073 forms a small
youth militia with basement as barracks
2074 crossing that
man cost her sight in one eye
2075 singles bowling
league has bikini and brief night
2076 gambling debt
collectors threaten his young children
2077 his secret church
is practically ordering people to marry
2078 volunteers as
security guard for neighborhood shops
2079 makes a small
fortune adding little charges to customer bills
2080 federal grant
for housing is shelter is diverted to fun
2081 forms a bogus
internet company and offers lots of stock
2082 his noisy "train
watch" is driving her crazy
2083 she didn"t have
this bad taste in clothes when I married her
2084 neighbors argue
over satelite dishes blocking the view
2085 big city girls
ends up a tiny college town with no life
2086 kids - fast
car - curving roads - bad combo
2087 plans a boycott
of Disney with church group
2088 poor family
inherits a large estate from distant uncle
2089 sleeps at airport
- laptop and presentation are gone
2090 kids get a hold
of dad"s powerful drill
2091 angry neighbor
points mirrors toward your windows
2092 gals challenge
guys to a "bowl off"
2093 he has more
old trucks than he can afford to restore
2094 denies he is
coloring hair - even a little
2095 her colored
contacts make her eyes almost alien
2096 drives Volvo
to mountains and leaves everything behind
2097 new complicated
CD player goes crazy during party
2098 big new tree
house does not conform to development"s code
2099 pays big invoice
from fraudulent firm - boss is furious
2100 rear spoiler
falls off car and crashes into another auto
2101 he is successful
man after attending a hairstyling college
2102 makes a total
fool of himself on community access TV
2103 hides mini TV
in half-open desk drawer to watch soaps
2104 respected man
opens pawn shop-video poker parlor
2105 video games
makes a big noise during meeting
2106 bring-your-pet-to-work
day proves a bit violent
2107 everyone's new
computers shut the company down cold
2108 employee claims
he emailed company plans to competitor
2109 nosy neighbor
thinks food scraps are remains of body
2110 corporate operation
in Russia is costing big cash
2111 local fresh
bread store has been used tainted wheat
2112 how can she
afford a better car than her boss?
2113 babysits a friend's
"cat from hell"
2114 kids find bottle
of old strong tonic in attic
2115 the new house
is full of mice
2116 she gets two
diamond rings and proposals in one week!
2117 therapist tells
her that her man is "toxic"
2118 the formerly
big 401K has lost 22% overnight
2119 brothers get
NFL contracts - buys everyone a big BMW
2120 worried about
new jogging buddy of age 77
2121 dad decides
the kid"s TV addiction ends NOW
2122 asked to become
a columnist in a conservative paper
2123 the stucco is
rotting away - and fast!
2124 finds a microphone
planted in hotel room
2125 brother"s small
plane is missing in jungle
2126 asked to join
a female mentoring program
2127 receives "Genius
Award" at work
2128 plans to take
his friend's play on the road
2129 campaigns in
Washington for a Gay Pride stamp
2130 the maker of
no-name computer cannot be found
2131 organized a
"bed-in for peace" at college
2132 the kid's squirt
guns are getting out of control
2133 gets a terrible
haircut before big presentation
2134 discovers old
college friend died 5 years ago
2135 child falls
into deep end of pool at resort
2136 he actually
reads 30 magazines every month
2137 computer program
predicts his love life
2138 stern boarding
school headmaster has secret life
2139 his claim of
being a NASA engineer is found out
2140 she is dressing
a bit butch these days
2141 wife asks husband
for an expensive makeover
2142 new running
shoes are total pain and discomfort
2143 can't fill internet
site orders in a life time!
2144 attachs kitten
to a big helium balloon
2145 community cable
show shows business in bad light
2146 her magazine
layout is too sexy for family
2147 someone erased
his harddrive while on vacation
2148 gives spouse
a wine-tasting vacation through France
2149 there is more
to that boutique than meets the eye
2150 finds a detailed
profile of himself posted on net
2151 family chokes
mid-bite after hearing the pie recipe
2152 starts a minority
newspaper with an unusual take
2153 plan to declare
"cyber war" on competitor backfires
2154 takes back Christmas
gift and finds it on bargain table
2155 she settled
for a man much below her mental capability
2156 discovers he
overpaid taxes but it"s too late to refile
2157 a strange call
mentions a package that was just delivered
2158 husband wants
too much sex during pregnancy
2159 his cartoon
character looks too much a Disney icon
2160 politicians
story of a poor childhood is proven a lie
2161 gets a shocking
quality report during merger talks
2162 decides to pray
on his roof to get closer to God
2163 new owner and
boss is everything his father was not
2164 used 19 credit
cards to fund a risky new business
2165 growing business
has no luck or skill at recruiting
2166 high school
gives out cherry flavored condoms
2167 decides to settle
poodle trauma on TV court show
2168 trip to ancestor's
homeland brings about big changes
2169 church sunday
school for singles is a big hit
2170 a star employee
is demanding a pricey car in the deal
2171 a young child
dies from tainted hamburger meat
2172 neighbors from
third world country have odd habits
2173 secretary is
filing things under strange names
2174 the vital business
files are lost in cargo plane crash
2175 outsourcing
the job proves to be a nightmare
2176 her toy bear
company is outgrowing the home
2177 birth of first
child brings them closer
2178 he gets up enough
courage to talk to pretty girl in park
2179 crime ring preys
upon a group of bank ATMs
2180 shareholder's
meeting is totally out of control
2181 playboy of a
man actuallys becomes faithful husband
2182 his wife's side
of family has some mental problems
2183 math teacher
shares a life-changing philosophy
2184 he retired at
age 32 and can't find a soulmate
2185 she meets a
high level executive in company's gymnasium
2186 tries to develop
a big following for obscure Greek food
2187 runs a business
eavesdropping on client's competitors
2188 his passion
for old cars requires a private warehouse
2189 new computer
line you sold starts to fail all at once
2190 son with overseas
job is hinting at some danger
2191 grandma's cash
gift for kids is intercepted
2192 fights to keep
grandmother from blame in auto crash
2193 sobriety checkpoint
stop turns violent real fast
2194 he left a thriving
business to paint tiny paintings
2195 she gets a poetry
book deal during senior year
2196 former girlfriend
makes offer of no strings sex
2197 finds out greatgrandpa
was slave in German war factory
2198 multimedia CD-ROM
cookbook is full of major errors
2199 he uses WHAT
in forming his sculptures!!!!
2200 boss insists
everyone go on teamwork-nature hike
2201 takes up neighbor
girl who has real golfing talent
2202 anti-virus software
at work is very out of date
2203 dad has to cut
his own son from football team
2204 gymnastics team
gets a new very obnoxious star
2205 starts nationwide
chain of sumo wrestling parlors
2206 two alumni fight
over bid for alma mater"s building
2207 boy finds new
bike locked but stripped of parts
2208 therapist says
she must confront dying uncle
2209 creative management
retreat asks attendees to disrobe
2210 neighbor's big
noisy motorcycle begins at 5am
2211 decides to build
own family house of recycled materials
2212 after stock
drop his Wall Street reputation is dead
2213 radio talkshow
host is taking on big social clubs
2214 boss insists
all staff wear goofy orange baseball caps
2215 pays $200 for
"gold card" that no store will take
2216 cheese-of-the-month
club makes interesting gift
2217 dog gets into
delivery of airmail steaks
2218 owner of favorite
bed and breakfast wants to sell
2219 accountant says
you are paying for all room service
2220 cousin won't
let anyone near her dying father
2221 being a ski
instructor only pays half the bills
2222 borrows from
famous symphony to get through college course
2223 restaurant reviewer
says soup is "rancid mop water"
2224 mortal fear
of escallators is paralizing
2225 family spends
Christmas in small airport terminal
2226 luggage and
sales sample found - but soaking wet
2227 teens use sleeping
train car for wild times
2228 police officer
goes crazy when finding Swiss army knife
2229 protests men
in office playing X-rated computer game
2230 newspaper columnist
recommends non-existant book
2231 gets last laught
with her gourmet pickle business
2232 head resident
catches him masturbating in dorm
2233 lost bet involves
payment in terms of oral sex
2234 she sleeps with
lawyers to settle big bill
2235 returns to former
job to find it not so easy now
2236 pawn shop is
selling weapons to high schoolers
2237 her idea of
style is ruffles on everything
2238 lost digitial
camera holds valuable secret plans
2239 starts mobile
dental clinic to help poor families
2240 teaches "how
to get rich at poker" after work
2241 internet bid
on auction has one extra digit!!
2242 online dating
service offers odd lifestyle choices
2243 gives sponsorship
of zoo animals as gifts
2244 bargain airline
ticket is on a tiny ancient plane
2245 aging mother
has massive platinum hairdo
2246 someone should
have dad ask about those spots
2247 accidentally
gives an heirloom dish to neighbor
2248 competitor hires
actor to make fun of another CEO
2249 she talks openly
at work about feminine hygiene
2250 he thinks mistletoe
in his belt buckle is funny
2251 brother finds
his sister"s "stud list" on PC
2252 seems to think
family home is a national landmark
2253 prices on company
website is off by big money
2254 neighbor looks
like man on "most wanted" show
2255 thinks he has
written a great new church hymn
2256 money for kid's
summer camp goes for liquor
2257 teen son runs
through stop sign at high speed
2258 kids think old
dog bone is from dinosaur graveyard
2259 Assistant DA
is selling pleas on the side
2260 taking moving
van over old bridge is a mistake
2261 she punctures
inflatable raft with oar
2262 class puts itching
powder on teacher's sweater
2263 business phone
is tied up with incoming fax calls
2264 young lawyer
appears before US Supreme Court
2265 receives award
for ugliest building in city
2266 student"s tinker
with school"s sports records
2267 tries to get
their new dog breed recognized
2268 discovers a
long lost set of Elvis' letters
2269 her internship
at zoo has a close call
2270 surprise trip
to grandma's reveals her new lover
2271 puts his life
savings into dive for Spanish gold
2272 parents use
web "cookies" to find kid"s secret
2273 campers debate
turning in a flirting counselor
2274 veteran dad
angry is school's revisionist history book
2275 enterprizing
brother sells his sister's panties
2276 her online soap
opera gets 3000000 hits a year
2277 parents sued
for kid's posting of music sound files
2278 publisher says
his novel manuscript is total rubbish
2279 finally meets
a major customer from Japan
2280 auto repair
advice over internet is VERY wrong
2281 city refuses
permits for long-established block party
2282 a volunteer
is making off with valuable equipment
2283 kids organize
neighborhood cleanup on their own
2284 discovers corporate
website is blocked as pornographic
2285 fires 5 employees
and gets immigrants at half pay
2286 contractor finds
old skeleton in wall of house
2287 he can't stand
his love's taste in casual clothes
2288 someone posts
your new product design on the web
2289 federal agency
asks for confidential customer record
2290 relative gives
his old clothes as Christmas gifts
2291 "starving" college
son goes on expensive spring break
2292 puts up posters
claiming local store is unfair
2293 his "creative
consulting" firm is a big joke
2294 neighborhood
boy hurts himself lifting your weights
2295 admits to staging
his last 8 investigative reports
2296 economic collapse
forces them to give away pets
2297 daughter is
secretly drugging herself on cough syrup
2298 pays a friend
of a friend to slash sister's face
2299 she wants to
paint a mural on the family sedan
2300 gets booed off
stage at a local comedy club
2301 she's a clumsy
disaster at culinery school
2302 sober driver
gets irrate at DUI check point
2303 man comes into
ER with knife sticking in skull
2304 owner has cameras
planted in new hotel walls
2305 rents a huge
mansion for weekend anniversary
2306 her fiancee
sees a conspiracy in everything!
2307 move from rural
Canada to Big Apple is a shock
2308 joins the Peace
Corps and tells no one
2309 starts a topless
aerobic class in her basement
2310 vital restaurant
ingrediant is banned by FDA
2311 gets a job at
farm breeding odd animal hybrids
2312 caller to loveline
talkshow sounds familiar
2313 young son accidentally
talks about dad's affair
2314 new business
partner stays home and does nothing
2315 Live TV interview
on the street is all profanity
2316 blizzard strands
them on plane on runway for 8 hours
2317 two former classmates
hide their secret affair
2318 there is something
TOO sensitive about this guy
2319 grandma barely
misses driveby bullets at bus stop
2320 she is working
on her fourth failed sitcom
2321 horrors of puppy
farm made good TV ratings
2322 offended she
is asked to play the wicked queen
2323 the man is always
barefoot - even in winter
2324 this Christmas
they just have each other
2325 he starts naming
every business for himself
2326 overhears co-workers
remarks hiding in lady's room
2327 approached to
steal chemical from lab at work
2328 her 40-year-old
son is living in the garage
2329 parents find
kid's website is full of porno
2330 doctor says
running so much is killing them
2331 local sweepstakes
refuses to pay off
2332 talking poodle
commercial is big humiliation
2333 takes his new
gal on the road to Nashville
2334 makes a killing
inventing Y2K problems in town
2335 City Hall wants
to ban all "art carts"
2336 someone on cast
is leaking the secret scripts
2337 he's paid to
make her prom night a living hell
2338 a ragged hitchhiker
propositions both guys
2339 he builds hidden
room to hide her from law
2340 a man on the
subway helps solve the problem
2341 parent's press
police to charge kidnapping
2342 suspects the
police have rented an apartment
2343 family holds
him to drunken New Year's resolution
2344 erects pentagram
in yard to anger neighbors
2345 accidentally
pepper sprays innocent man
2346 he's mistaken
for a returning bank robber
2347 college jock
can't admit to being raped on campus
2348 school kids
doctor up teacher's coffee
2349 parents spend
savings to re-program cultic kid
2350 after 20 years
he admits her ring is a fake
2351 he proposes
a threesome with his secretary
2352 boss uncovers
employee's hideout behind boxes
2353 new player is
teased on TV for gangster past
2354 new congressman's
wife is shocked by Washington
2355 the ice sculpture
needs clothes!
2356 new wife says
his wrestling posters must go
2357 a former bully
becomes a true friend and defender
2358 has to invent
reasons to fire the old manager
2359 two residents
of two-year biosphere fall in love
2360 the law says
he must get rid of that alligator
2361 grandpa is sure
the neighbors are cyborgs
2362 he spends every
dime to win high society girl
2363 she grants him
one free mid-life affair
2364 police tear
apart car to find nonexistant drugs
2365 the motel clerk
offers them "additional services"
2366 develops code
to run the mob from inside jail
2367 convinced his
dreams are a sign of his royalty
2368 petite girl
goes through Marine training
2369 new in-law is
a convicted brothel owner
2370 there will be
no tofu at my wedding!
2371 there's more
to the herbal diet than is legal
2372 couple not prepared
for the zanny dinner theatre
2373 chain gang inmates
escape and take over convent
2374 young couple
loses all homesteading on prairie
2375 the neighborhood
club caters to no-strings everything
2376 aging pop artist
benefit concert is embarassing
2377 sends the kids
on search for non-existant treasure
2378 mom fights daughter's
piercing obsession in court
2379 admits donating
to sperm bank for lesbian couples
2380 his first assignment
is a test of loyalty
2381 two boys start
a black market at summer camp
2382 why does he
have 450 credit numbers on his PC?