Holy Crap! Look at all those links!

• My friend Dick's Page.
• My other friend Sarah's page. (well, I have more than two friends, I just meant... nevermind.)
• My stepbrother's page, which I helped create. (No applause necessary)
• Jennicam. You can watch this girl in her house doing whatever. Its kinda cool.
• Treeloot. Win money by clicking on the tree. woo-hoo.
• Supress genital herpes outbreaks before they begin.
• Are you bored?...
• Are you stupid?...
• Are you purple?...
• Fart.com Yes, I said fart.com
• Funny, But No... Hallmark's archive of "too weird, too off-color, too big of a stretch" greeting card rejections.
• Evil Rubber Chicken Hunting Yeah, that's what I said too.
• Badart.com Truly bad art. And I'm not just saying that. It is really bad, I've seen it.
• The Black Lizard Japanese film from the '60s about a transvestite jewel thief who collects beautiful people and turns them into dolls which she stores in her underwater retreat. No, seriously.
• Commercials I Hate. This is for all of you who can't stand all of those stupid tv commercials.
• Dialectizer Translate any webpage into another dialect. (What I used to make the swedish chef, jive, redneck, etc. things at the top.)
• "Under Construction" or, "This icon says more about me than it does about my web page" For eveyone who HATES those under construction pictures as much as me.
• Where's George? The great American dollar bill locator. Register your cash today!
• Wal-Mart reciepts This guy's collection of Wal-mart reciepts... Okay, next...
• Refrigerator door magnets The web's biggest fridge magnet store.
• Virtual bubble wrap Hours of bubble-wrap-popping-tastic fun!
• The Crack Aficionado Includes recipes and celebrity endorsements.
• Molluscan pictures All the snail pictures you'll ever want to see. Which, for me, is about four.
• The psychic ability tester Do you have psychic abilities? Yeah, me neither.
• Reverse speech.com Where else can you hear Clinton say "I am a snake oil terrorist."? (It's a load of crap, but it's funny.)
• Gimme a buck.com Come on, just one buck!
• Fire Hydrant.org They're more interesting than you think.
• Traffic Cone Preservation Society Until the late 20th century, traffic cones were not thought worthy of scientific study. It is the Society's mission to counteract these centuries of neglect.
• Tacky Postcard Archive Preserving the bad taste of our era for future generations.
• Pythonline The official Monty Python website.
• Bow Brummell Where manly men learn the manly art of tying a bow tie.
• Joelogon's Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend Examines so-called platonic friendships between men and women.
• God hates figs damn figs...
• Unamerican.com Unamerican bumper stickers and such.
• Dr. Seuss Went to War a catalog of political cartoons by Dr. Seuss
• License Plates of the World
• Beer Coasters.com all the resources you need whether you're looking to collect, trade, buy, sell or just look at beer coasters.
• Furby Autopsy "When our beloved lil' furby, Toh-Loo-Ka, kicked the electronic bucket, we did what any bereaved owners would do: we hacked him up and took pictures."
• Gothic Gardening explores the darker side of a sunny pastime.
• Infiltration "zine about going places you're not supposed to go, like underground tunnels, abandoned buildings, rooftops and other off-limits areas."
• On Stagnant Pond cyber-salute to the plastic pink flamingo, universal symbol of good taste and psychometric excellence.
• Taken on the Road: American Mile Markers Matt Frondor measures America with one picture every mile.
• The Onion America's finest news source.
• 80's Cartoons Alliance comprehensive database of all '80s cartoons and related kidshows.
• Stupid Laws huge collection of the most senseless laws from around the world
• Pancakes Across America sketches of pancake breakfasts ordered across the United States
• Bad Fads The fads you wished would never come back.
• Jack McCracken Fights Dirty! Jack McCracken, fifth grader and world-class bully.
• Inexplicable Object Of The Week
• A wierd thing from the previous link's maker.
• And another.
• Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation (LNSEMSF) dedicated to getting Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek to eat more salsa.
• So You've Decided to be Evil a step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness.
• The StinkyFeet Diaries one man's quest to infect himself with athlete's foot. Read the chronicle of his descent into grode.
• Stop callingit the information superhighway!!!
• Like the hampster dance, except you go to hell. It's the jesus dance!
• This is why they invented the internet. Bring a refreshing beverage, & a bag of bread crumbs to leave as a trail home... You could be here a while.
• Another part of the previous webpage.
• The Force is a tool of Satan Star Wars is evil... I had no idea!
• You have no rights under APE-LAW
• Hello Cthulhu! a hello kitty parody.
• The Bra of Nostradamus
• Handy Summertme Barbecue Tips
• Speaking of homocidal maniacs...
• KIMBLE: The Movie Kimble kils Bill Gates.
• A Being John Malkovich thing.
• I don't even know how to describe this one.
• Beneath the Bottom of the Barrel
• Convention Freaks
• North Carolina Poop Counter
• Is there Life after Death? If there is, the jokes suck.
• Your Sailor Moon Special Attack is ...what?! Go to the bottom of the page.
• Remember that story we had to read in 10th grade about the African village that was all about yams? I bet the same guy wrote this.
• Post-Partum Arts & Crafts eeeeeww!
• Jesus of the week
• Gifts for people you don't like
• The Facist Family Circus I don't like family circus.
• Gallery of Unfortunate Christmas Cards.
• Gallery of Unfortunate Valentine Cards
• At Last! Modern Science has found a way to get men to stare at women's breasts!
• "Shave the hair off your nads!" No, wait--That should be "Shave your hair off with Nad's!"
• Biblical Action Figures
• Cate's Garage Sale Finds
• The Movie Review Abattoir
• Clone Jesus let's put modern technology to use... to initiate the Second Coming!
• The William Shatner Acting Simulator
• Anyone who buys any of this needs to think about the sound they will make the first time they sit down. Business suits, pants, blouses, bikinis, thongs, capes, even a wedding dress! All made from bubble wrap!
• I can't believe Martha Stewart hasn't jumped on this bandwagon yet. Mummify your pets!
• Get out of hell free cards.
• English As She Is Spoke "Your pistols are its loads?" "No; I forgot to buy gun-powder and balls. Let us prick."
• Find out what your future baby's name means, including names like Dingo, Nerf, Concrete, Atari, Pokemon, Potato, Pig, Dork, Barf, Dung, & Stinky!
• Dean and Nigel blend in!
• What would Jesus do? He'd send you to hell to burn for eternity! (you've been warned)
• How to keep an idiot busy (you can actually win this)
• Generates a random Jerry Springer show topic.
• The Presidential Palm Helper! a W parody.
• Star Wars Acsiimation: Darth Vader done entirely in dashes and asterisks is simply to DIE for.
• Learn how to snare a mad scientist!: The Evil Doctor Love reveals the secrets of sexcess. Tip #1: Always show cleavage, carry a candle and wander 'round dark places.
• Ghetto Scooter Everykid wants one, and why not?
• Fun Postal Experiments In which the few and the proud mail an unwrapped coconut, an unwrapped deer bone, dead fish, and rotting cheese.