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Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing 

California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda 

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet 

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water 

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids 

Georgia: We Put The ''Fun'' In Fundamentalist Extremism 

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the ''S'' 

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn 

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States 

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign 

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians 

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State 

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else 

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest 

Nevada: Whores and Poker! 

New Hampshire: Spend Your Money, Then Go Away And Leave Us Alone 

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! 

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets 

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... 

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable 

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan 

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing 

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner 

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal 

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island 

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender 

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota 

Tennessee: The Educashun State 

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) 

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 

Vermont: Ayuh 

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! 

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? 

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! 

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese 

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared