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This is very old, from right after the first labyrinth fic was written, so 2002.
I posted it for some reason, so here it is
This is silly stuff that came into existance during several plotting sessions.
*sighs* we can't even plot without bringing our characters into it...
Ah well, turned out to be pretty funny anyway...
Minxie:-P We need a nice major catastrophe of some shape or form...
Diana: I still vote for Sarah causing some sort of trouble
Minxie: *nods*
Diana: not sure what though...
Minxie: Hmm...
Diana: what could cause major problems...?
Minxie: Um... She could wish Toby back to the Labyrinth?
Diana: heehee
Minxie: *thinks, wondering what else could cause problems*
Diana: Is Jareth obligated to listen to her?
Minxie: It's the rules...
Minxie: *smirk*
Where are these rules written? Jareth demands, "I want to see them!"
Minxie: Unwritten code of conduct...
Trent: *shrugs* I certainly didn't write them!
Minxie: Who asked you? Shoo muse, shoo!
"I'd rather be locked in Tris' cave..." Jareth says.
"I could arrange that..." Tris answers.
He pales, "Um...no...but thank you..."
Trent sniggers and receives a tap from Minxie.
"Shut up you!"
"Sorry!"
Trent pokes Minxie in the side. "You're late."
"Damn!"
Jareth turns on Diana, "Why'd you have to create that dragon anyway..."
Diana rolls eyes.
Trent sniggers. "She created a dragon to keep *you* in check little brother!"
Jareth pouts a bit, "Who ever said that I needed to be kept check..."
Diana taps Jareth on shoulder, "Um...I did..."
"And you need it!" Trent laughs.
"Erm, Jareth?" Minxie cuts in. "You're pouting..."
"And...?? Is that in your code too, that I cannot pout?"
Minxie blushes. "It just looks silly!"
Diana shakes her head, "Jareth behave!"
Trent grabs Minxie's arm. "We have to go, now!"
"Good night," Diana says.
"Catch you tomorrow, I hope!" Minxie hugs Diana, then almost gets her arm pulled off by Trent. "I'm COMING!"
Minxie: "Jeeze! Men!"
Minxie: Poor Trent! He doesn't like being tied up and communication-less!
Jareth: Join the club...
Trent: At least you weren't stuck in a room with Astario
Jareth: umm....well...I.....uh....
Trent: *nods* There.
Jareth: rats.
Trent: *smirks*
Jareth: Well at least you weren't in danger of being barbecued if you said the wrong thing...
Trent: But I was in danger of having my mind turned into jelly.
Jareth: Okay, okay, you win...
Trent: I know. *smirks, then frowns* Just one thing...
Jareth *mutters* You can never let me have my moment can you?
Trent: Nope.
Jareth *sighs* What is it then?
Trent: How am I supposed to get out of this?!
Diana: Wait a minute, so Trent took me to the Labyrinth and she's not even there?
Minxie: *nods* Oh c'mon, it's Trent, what else would he do?
Trent: *sniggers* The Bog was pretty tempting.......
Diana: Diana: Oh yeah? TRIS!!!!
Minxie: Trent: *scrambles behind Minxie (who he does happen to be a head taller than*
Minxie: Oh highly amusing...
Tris: *flies in* Yes?
Minxie: *blinks* Erm... Diana..........
Diana: Yeah?
Minxie: Th-th-th-that's a d-d-d-dragon......!
Diana: That would be a friend of mine.
Tris: how'd you do?
Minxie: Hi... *looks gobsmacked*
Diana: *points at Trent* David over here was being mean to me...
Trent: FOR THE LAST FRELLING TIME I AM NOT DAVID BOWIE!!! *coughs* For a start he has nasty blonde hair......
Diana: *smirks*
Minxie: *sighs* Don't be mean... And besides, I have semi blonde hair... *glares at Trent who coughs*
Diana: Well he's the one that took me to the labyrinth!
Trent: *points at Minxie* And she's the one who wished to go there!
Diana: Yeah, but she didn't wish ME there
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Trent: True, but who else would be able to get her out?
Diana: *pouts*
Trent: *smug look*
Diana: Well I've got Tris then...
Minxie: *shoves Trent out of the way to hug Diana* The story RULES!!!
Trent: *folds arms and mutters*
Tris: Aw... poor Trent...
*Trent backs off a bit*
*Tris laughs and does a few barrel rolls*
*Trent looks suspiciously like he wants to be elsewhere...*
*Diana smiles sweetly*
*Minxie sniggers at Trent's predicament*
Diana: If Tris can disable Trent and Jareth... she could do the same thing to him....
Diana: and then we bring up Tris' missing "hatchlings"
Astario: Ooohh shite....
Minxie: *giggles*
Jareth: *grins smugly*
Astario: *sulking*
Tris: Yeah.
Minxie: *Partly coz of the whole Tris thing and partly coz Minxie's given him purple text*
Diana: *To Astario* you'd better behave, or I'll turn all your text in the fic pink...
Astario: You wouldn't dare!
Minxie: She would you know...
Diana: *nods* It ain't hard...
Astario: *folds his arms and sulks again*
Minxie: Tsh... Men... All the same, be they mortal, Fae or whatever else...
Trent: Hey!
Diana: *giggles*
Trent: *looks at her* Oh shut up!
Diana: *smiles sweetly* What ever you say David...
Trent: ARGH! *looks at Minxie* Please tell your American friend I am NOT David Bowie!
Minxie: Erm, Dy?
Diana: Yes?
Minxie: It really isn't David Bowie... Honest... Though I think that is... *points at Jareth*
Trent: *Groans*
Diana: *whispers to Minxie* I know that, I just like teasing Trent...
Minxie: *looks enlightened* Oh! Of course...! Fine then, go ahead! *grins cheekily*
Trent: What're you two whispering about?
Minxie: Nothing... *looks at Diana* Nothing...
Diana: absolutely nothing Mr. Bowie...
Trent: *puts his hand to his forehead* Tris, can't you control the mortal...?
Tris: Hmm? Oh didn't you hear? Diana's one of mine as well...
Tren: Oh good heavens...!
Trent: Hey! Minxie you imbecile, you spelled my name wrong!
Minxie: Well sorr-ee!
Diana: *smiles* Yeah, I was Tris' long before Janine was...
Diana: *giggles*
Trent: *Looks like he's finding it hard to decide whether to scream or cry*
Diana: aww poor Trent...
Trent: *grits his teeth* This is NOT funny...
Diana: *looks around* You see to be in the minority thinking that...
Trent: *growls and stomps off to sit on Lawrence's bed* Eurgh, it's hard...!
Minxie: Moron...
Trent: What?!
Minxie: Nothing!
Diana: *giggles*
Minxie: *giggles too* Poor sod... He's in a bit of a temper coz he's met my other muse...
Diana: Ah, he getting jealous?
Minxie: *nods*
Diana: Hey Trent?
Trent: *looks up from reading The BFG* Huh?
Diana: Don't worry about being jealous of other muses...
Trent: *mutters* Not jealous....
Diana: *looks up* Excuse me... *she turned around and is heard arguing with someone.* I don't care if you are the Starlight, you cannot come into the labyrinth!
Trent: *sniggers*
Minxie: *looks nonplussed*
Diana: *returns* sorry about that...
Trent: And what was that all about?
Diana: Sorry, was having an argument with one of my other characters... trying to convince him that he can't come into this story.
Trent: Riiight... Who is this 'other character' then?
Minxie: *wonders if Trent's gonna get out of the way and let her have the bed back*
Diana: Trust me, if I let him in it'll be harder to get him out.
Trent: Who is he then...?
Diana: *sighs*
Minxie: *shoves Trent* That was your fault!
Trent: Sorry!
Diana: Diana: Alright. *grins* as long as you're back
Minxie: Minxie: *breathes a sigh of relief*
Minxie: Minxie: Never trust this oaf with a computer...
Diana: Diana: *grins* well I suppose that it's not his area...
Minxie: Minxie: I wish I know what was...!
Diana *giggles*
Minxie: Seriously! He can't cook, can't clean, doesn't know the first thing about a car.......!
Diana: well...um... he lives in the Labyrinth...
Minxie: *giggles* You watch what you call my bedroom... ;-) It might be a mess but it ain't that bad!
Diana: *blushes* that's not quite what I meant...
Minxie: *giggles* I know... But then, he's been in Gareth's room...
Trent: Good heavens yes! That place is a-
Minxie: *warningly* Trent...
Diana: *smiles* you want me to get Tris to get him to behave?
Trent: *looks pleading*
Minxie: Erm... Perhaps..
Trent: Minxie!
Minxie: *evil grin*
Diana: *waits*
Trent: *still gives Minxie the puppy-eyes*
Minxie: Oh alright alright! Enough already! I think it's okay Di
Diana: Okay then
Trent: *breathes a sigh of relief*
Tris: *looks disappointed*
Trent: *sneaks a :-P at her*
Tris: You know, I don't always listen to Diana...
Trent: *Looks panicked and hides behind Minxie*
Tris: *smirks*
Minxie: *blinks, finding having an almost 6" bloke in a cloak hiding behind her a little strange*
Diana: Trent, that's a very good hiding place...
Trent: *sticks his head over Minxie's left shoulder* It is?
Diana: *stiffles a giggle* Yeah Trent... I can't even see you...
Trent: *grins* Cool!
Minxie: *Rolls her eyes* See what I have to put up with? You're okay, you got Jareth and a dragon! I get mister absolutely bloody stupid, a Fae baying for Jareth's blood and a Tempter...
Diana: Aww... maybe you need to make up someone new...
Minxie: I can cope... It's just Trent here...
Trent: Hey!
Tris: *smiles innocently*
Diana: Minxie, do you realize that we've been at this for an hour?
Minxie: *looks at her watch* Wayhey! Impressive! *giggles*
Trent: Oh grow up!
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