'Meow I Hope I Get it' and 'Cats (One)' are both written and performed by Forbidden Broadway

Meow I Hope I Get it (God I hope I get it)

And now welcome to auditions for the longest running show in Broadway history...
Again, scratch, lick, lick, purr, kick, scratch
Again, scratch, lick, lick, purr, kick, scratch
Again, scratch, lick, lick, purr, kick, scratch

Right that connects with; purr, purr, flick, hiss, scratch, step, turn, lick, lick, purr, kick, spray, got it? Right lets do the whole combination facing down stage away from the litter box. 5-6-7-8

Meow I hope I get it; I hope I get it
How many Kitties does he need?
(how many kitties does he need?)
Meow I hope I get it; I hope I get it
Doe he want strays or Siamese?
(does he want strays or Siamese?)
Look at all the pussies! At all the pussies!
How many kitties does he need? How many strays or Siamese? How many kitties does he-

I really hate this show, but God I need the dough. I gotta do this show.

Meow I think I got it - I think I got it
I'll have a job forever more
These British shows
They never close

No one seems to get it; nobody gets it
All of the tourists want to go
To see the biggest set they know
Thatss why I have to get this

I really need this sign, please God give me a sign.
I've got a flea in my coat!
I've got a furball in my throat!
What will pass Chorus Line?

Cats (One)

Cats! (Hiss) What humiliation when the long run record brakes.
Cats! (Hiss) What a degradation every dollar it makes.
Once Chorus Line topped the hit list of Broadway shows
But Cats is so goddamn witless the public goes!

Cats proves that mediocre often passes for the best.
When it outruns all the rest, you'll go... so...
Ouch! Oh! what a situation!
Let's unite and warn the nation
Let's stop...
Please stop...
Let's stop...
Cats!
Cats!
Cats!
Cats!
Caaats!

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A Taurus Line
By Skip Swanson

One... celestial benediction,
claims a controversial sage
One... astrologer's prediction
may usher in a New Age!
One...sign that Nostradamus said will be hot;
You know something's gonna happen (or maybe not?)

May third... for a moment fleeting
seven planets will align
They will hold a cosmic meeting
that's 'A Taurus Line'!
One look and your eyes will water 'cause the Sun's there
But you'll feel energy comin' from you know where

When....Jupiter and Saturn
join up on May twenty-nine,
the planets' energies combine
anew,
whew!!
Earth! Sign! Give it your attention.
It's...a...Venus ruled convention!
That's the One!

One moment in its presence
And your auric field is blessed
Then it's in your interest
To have fun,
Son...
Do...I...really have to mention?
We might experience Ascension!
That's the...
That's the...
That's... the....One