The following are a few words invented by Matt the "geeeeeeenious" of Plano. They can be used for everyday conversation and annoying your friends! ............................................................................................................................................

crazay - crazy
Example: That concert was totally crazay!

zrazay - like crazay but better
Example: He's the zrazay-est person I know!

gho - to travel someplace
Example: Let's gho to the mall.

ack - said in frustration
Example: Ack! I should have studied for that test!

chuffer - like a poser, only stupider
Example: Stop acting like a chuffer before I go medieval on you!

chufftard - worse than a chuffer...means they have some tard in them
Example: Matt thinks Pres. Bush is a chufftard, as I have so often heard him say!

dillweed - like a chufftard, but slightly less smart...if you are called this, it means you dont have very strong brain muscles and you are lame.
Example: Dang, look at that dude trying to climb that cactus...what a dillweed!

choad - doesnt really have a meaning, but its a derogatory term
Example: Dude, stop being such a choad and give me back my bicycle tire!

choad monkey - one of the worst insults known to Matt....if he calls you this....you know you have just been whacked in the face with a really bad diss......
Example: ack! all you choad monkeys messed up my order again! I swear im gonna sue chick fil-a for all they're worth!

bugger - used in the term, "bugger off" a more polite way to say "shut up i dont want to talk to you so go away you stupid chuffer".....see above for def. of "chuffer"...this can also be used a replacement for "fiddlesticks" or "dangit!"
Example: Oh bugger! I just ran my car into a pole.

mook - a universal derogatory term...
Example: You should stop eating so much sugar because you act like a mook when you do.

schmook - similar to a mook but is a lower insult, suggesting stupidity
Example: I just some schmook out on the street picking up roadkill.

schiggity - part of "schiggity schiggity schwa" a term used when Matt is excited about something....can use in place of "rad", "groovy", or "righteous"
Example: My website is very schiggity!

woodihoo - said in celebration when "woohoo" just isnt enough
ex: hey guess what! i just got a car for free! woodihoo!