randomSYNC..a place for random *NSync blurbs

Lance is hooked to His answer: "Cuz I'm from Mississippi" and he always talks about Jack Defeo, Merideth Edwards, and Garth Brooks.

The Corny: Chris

The Serious: JC.

The wannabe Ghetto "G" Thang: Justin

The Girl: Lance

-Elmo

-Krusty The Clown

-Paul Ruebens (PeeWee Herman)

-Paulie Shore

-Dave Holmes

*BACKGROUND AND BACK UP*

-Meaty Cheese Boys

-the old dude from 2ge+her

-Lou Pearlman

Bad: He's not alone.

Worse: She's gorgeous.

Good: You pour your heart out to JC, and he listens intently.

Bad: Because he's asleep.

Worse: You discover he snores loudly.

Good: Backstreet Boys' career comes to a sudden end.

Bad: Because they are being sent to jail for kidnapping 'N Sync.

Worse: They still won't tell where they stashed them.

Good: Justin stopped talking ghetto.

Bad: Now he talks like a college professor.

Worse: WHEN he talks.

Good: JC called you.

Bad: To tell you that he's put a restraining order on your sister.

Worse: Then he corrects himself, saying it's YOU with a restraining order.

Good: Chris confessed his love to you.

Bad: You wake up.

Worse: To find that you were sleeping in class and all your friends heard you talking in your sleep.

Good: 'N Sync is totally honest in an interview.

Bad: They are coming out of the closet.

Worse: Together.

Good: JC wants a commitment.

Bad: Not from you.

Worse: From your best friend.

Good: 'N Sync makes a new song.

Bad: They wrote it.

Worse: It's the sequel to "Giddy Up."

Good: JC dreams about you.

Bad: Yet he has never met you.

Worse: And he never will.

Good: Justin actually wrote you back via snail mail.

Bad: It was addressed to someone else.

Worse: It happened to be your best friend.

Good: Justin is staring at you.

Bad: He points and starts laughing

Worse: Everyone else laughs with him

Joey-

-Girl Power

-*I smell like Flowers!

Lance-

-Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

-*...animal sex

Justin-

-I like men

-Honey, i can't describe how good Chris make me feel inside

JC-

-* I would be a woman

Chris-

-Lou, I'm secretly a girl. Don't tell anyone, k? Now, just gotta explain my hair to people... *bright idea* I'll cut it! yeah, yeah, that'll show 'em. Think it would work?

$Lou$-

*running towards a money pool mirage* Gonna make money, gonna make money, gonna make money. MORE MORE MORE. *trips* gotta get my money *gets up and continues to run. or tries to*

- pale pink

- bright orange

Joey-

hot pink

Justin-

blue and green pastel colors.

Chris-

light red -Not pink

JC-

light purple

Justin-

runs through the meadows in his boxers...with Joey. picking flowers along the way

Joey-

Look above. No wonder he "smells like flowers"

JC-

paints his nails pretty colors

Chris-

tells cute knock knock jokes to his teddy's and dolls during tea time.

Lance-

listen to Cindy Lauper Cd's and prances around his pink room in his pale pink frilly undies.

Justin’s giving you your order, which Joey eats before it arrives and Chris is TRYING to entertain you, but he cracks up before he finishes them, Lance auctioning off your french toast breakfast and fork to some college student for over 1000$ and then JC falls asleep in the milkshake machine-where you were just about to get some milkshakes from him. When Justin gives you your orders again (yeah, uh, give me one oral sex please, and "Supersize It" dont "hold the pickle" Credit to SNL)-Chris is keeping Joey away- Britney-Ho comes by and “distracts” Justin. You didn’t get your food. Come back when Lou Pearlman is supervising them. Or when they get fired and BSB works there instead. (but, then again, Nick is eating all the food, Brian is reading his bible, AJ is on his crack, Howie is spazing out and Kevin is sucking up to Lou)*I happen to resent that remark bout my boy AJ there pug!* *who cares brass?*

The 'NSYNC brand of Lip Balms are expected to his store shelves in mid-summer, and will be available as a five-pack as well as separately. In addition to Fatone's Green Apple balm, the other respective members of 'NSYNC will also get their own flavors: JC Chasez - Watermelon, Lance Bass - Blue Raspberry, Chris Kirkpatrick - Strawberry, and Justin Timberlake - Vanilla )

it should be- Chris- bubble gum. Lance - GREEN APPLE. joey- beer. JC- shaving cream/toothpaste (cuz he needs it) and Justin - banana.

Personally, If I were to buy one of these, it would be Chris and JC's- strawberry and watermelon. Yum. I would think Justin would have something sweeter, like Chocolate, or flowery gunk. Vanilla is just so...ew.

*Update. *NSync refused the lipbalms. YAY!!!! good for them!*

crunkergirl: anyway....*NSync got scwooshed today. theyre dead

lrigcnysn: huh?!

crunkergirl: they died

crunkergirl: in an accident

lrigcnysn: um...?

crunkergirl: things fell on their head

lrigcnysn: what in the world

crunkergirl: no....but their arena crashed so they cant perform

crunkergirl: lmao

lrigcnysn: oh ok

see? second hand things ALWAYS go wrong.

crunkergirl: did you hear? Justin broke his leg

lrigcnysn: no, i didnt

crunkergirl: some concert thing. jumped and landed wrong.

lrigcnysn: ow

crunkergirl: LOL. kidding

lrigcnysn: geez

crunkergirl: lol

crunkergirl: sorry

crunkergirl: just had to

lrigcnysn: its ok

Rick: OK, So any special girls on your mind?

Justin - Yeah, I'm seeing someone.

> Lance - Not really, I mean I went out with this girl a > few days ago and she was cool but I don't think > anything is going to come out of it except a> friendship.

> Chris- I have a girlfriend who I adore.

> JC- Yeah I'm happy with someone too. I have a good > feeling about this relationship.

> Joey- I've dated but nothing too serious.>

> Rick: Justin , you again have to address the rumors > concerning you and Britney ? Recently, we've had a lot > of fan questions regarding this subject.

> Justin - Well, I don't think there's really anything > that I can say, that I haven't said before. We're not > together, I do like her as a friend. She is a kind > person but we're not romantically involved. It's that simple.>

> Rick: So Justin , JC, and Chris care to tell about your> girlfriends?

> JC- I don't really feel like I should give a biography > of her. Our world together involves our family and > friends not really the cameras. We've been going out > for a long time. She's always stood by me and > supported me in everything I do and for that alone I > will always cherish her. She's very special to me.

> Chris- Danielle is my girlfriend. You might have seen > her in the "I Drive Myself Crazy" video. She's really beautiful.>

> Rick- Justin , what about you? Rumors say she's a > beautiful girl with brown hair and 5 letters in her > name? Can you tell us her name?>

Yeah, me, My real name has 5 letters, I'm in high school, and I have originally brownish hair!

> Justin - I do have a girlfriend. She's not in the > entertainment business. Actually she's still in High > school. We all tease her about that. I don't want to > say her name if thats OK. It might be pretty pointless > but I'm trying my best to keep her as a secret. I > don't care if people know if I have a girlfriend or > not, but I dont want people to take what we have and > tear it apart, I've seen it

Yeah, yeah, the g'f of Dani n Bobbie n Kelly n Britney are right.... but, AGH! fake!

Credit to Lisa. This was too funny not to pass on.

Dear Mom and Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the Flood on TV and are worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chris when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chris' mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps with JC. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Lance got mad at Chris for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chris said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did. Also some of our clothes. Justin is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Lance gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked OK when we left. Scoutmaster Lance said that a car that old, you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Lance is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching JC how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Lance wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Chris was afraid he would sink because of his cast. So he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Lance isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car, so we are trying no to cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When JC dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Justin and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Lance said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with the food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedophile? I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy bullets. Don't worry about anything. We are fine. Love,

Joey

P.S. How long has it been since I had a tetanus shot?