Eugene Jebidiah is the head of the entire crew planning to take over the world. In fact, he is the only one really who had the desire to take over the world. He starts with his girlfriend, whom he chose very carefully. Her name was Bobbie Jo Gunds, a very uncommon name for someone who wanted to take over the world. She had the right look of evility, so he pulled her aside, got to know her, and whaddayaknow, the two are a pair. Using her smarts, and his flashy good looks, they decided they can take over the world.
Eugene Jebidiah changes his name to "JC Chasez" [or as some refer it to, Joshua Scott Chasez, because it was much more sexier than Eugene Jebidiah Shuzay]. It's hard to say exactly when all this "take over the world" plan started, but whenever you first heard the name "JC Chasez" was when his plan was put into effect. (MMC ring a bell?)
He knew this plan was going to be slow, but he met a sexy little boy named "Justin Yumcake" when he started MMC, before the whole thing started and got big, and Eugene knew right away that Justin must be in his plan. Eugene told Justin this, and he immediatly rebelled away from the idea. Eugene smacked the kid a few times, and then forced Bobbie upon him to hypnotize him into doing whatever they say. They experimented by saying his name was "Justin Timberlake" in which Eugene had the idea for by his Timberland's and accidently said Timberlake instead of Timberland. By the time Bobbie was done, Justin had woken up, and was completely under their power.
Unfortunatly, Bobbie and Eugene couldn't use Justin for a little while, so they didn't influence him too much (but they stayed friends) and let the poor boy become friends with Britney Spears. Britney Spears was friends with Christina Aguilera, and so Bobbie and Eugene got together, and thought up a plan. Christina would be involved in the plan, but Britney shall be the first to be brainwashed.
Britney was brainwashed immediatly, in which she fell in love with Justin because Bobbie had given Justin the vibe of girls wanting him. (She hadn't put it in full effect, yet, though, she just wanted to test with Britney).
Christina was disgusted at the idea at first, but she was hypnotized and was no longer a problem. She would always stay skinny, short, and pretty, but she would be the one to take over the Latino part of the Americas.
MMC came out. Eugene played JC very well and had little girls swooning him, partly brainwashed, but nothing totally started. Bobbie stayed hidden, in which she lived a normal life until the time was right. Justin played well, never getting out of his hypnosis. Britney was brainwashed and sadly, will never get over it. Christina grinned at the idea of being partial ruler of the world and flaunted it all.
MMC ended. It had just barely begun. Nothing was put to effect, until Bobbie had a giant idea after watching BSB form. Bobbie stepped over to Lou Pearlman, the creator of BSB, and hypnotized him into wanting to manufacture more and boybands and girl groups. She didn't think about it much, she just gave him a want of money and a want to just make more and more groups in Orlando, Florida.
Bobbie led Lou over to Chris Kirkpatrick, in which was a crazy little man that Bobbie figured would be easy. Too easy, in fact. She didn't even have to brainwash him. He still doesn't suspect a thing. Bobbie had Lou talk to Chris about making a boyband.
Chris went for it. Chris called up Justin, who Bobbie had whispered in his ear to call, in which Eugene convinced Justin to let him join too. There it was, Chris, Justin, and "JC". JC convinced the guys to go out to "celebrate" where Bobbie let out the robot that the two had carefully built to work where the three guys were going out to have dinner. "Joey Fatone" was his name, and automatically, Justin and Eugene convinced Chris to let Joey be in the group.
Justin then had a friend of his call up another guy that they thought would be great - another blond was needed, and blond hair would be perfect for Bobbie's experiment. Lance came in. Bobbie took a lock of his hair, did something to it, gave it back to Lance, and made him be the "cool, clear headed one" which he knows everything, but could care less about it.
So there it was. Eugene had succeeded in his step 5 of his plan. All he had to do, now, was make it big. He was going to brainwash the future of America: the teenagers and pre-teens...particularly girls since there are more girls than guys lately.
With his pursuading techniques, they made an album, and then Disney allowed them to do a special.
Boom.
Specially planned, Justin put on his Old Spice deoderant [which he is convinced is what gets the women, but what it really is Bobbie gave him some chemical in his tubes of deoderant which attracts females] and raised his arms proudly. Swoons, faints, each one was another. Eugene beamed greatly at his success.
Each day, the group formed more and more teenieboppers, and tried all they could to convert already Backstreet Boys fans [that weren't brainwashed by the right people] to being Nsync fans.
Later, "JC" admitted being Bobbie's boyfriend, and Britney came back into the picture, as well did Christina Aguilera. Justin raised his arms around Britney, and she swooned. She was already brainwashed, but it was all good. The two were together forever. But the relationship had to hide in order to hook up more teenies to brainwash them.
Eugene and Bobbie often argued because Eugene thought Bobbie was trying to take over the whole plan, while she denied it. They always got back together, though. It was never anything greatly important.
Christina may seem like she has nothing to do with Nsync, but she really does. She travels down her own trail to brainwash her own type of people. She released a Spanish album to collect Spanish speakers to their power.
AOL came in. So did MSN. AOL actually had their own plan to take over the world, but Eugene allowed their plans to join by signing a form for MSN to have a deal with Nsync, and it's actually quite complicated, but every time AOL kicks you off, guess who decided it?
Anywhat, to make the rest of the long story short, Eugene and Bobbie are still going quite strong, following up their plan to take over the world. I only stated the history, in which I can't know exactly what's going to happen, but anything can or will.
Justin shaved his head to test the teenie's brainwashing, in which was 100% in tact, and JC is growing his hair out for Bobbie's next test, which is something to do with if they could brainwash some chickens next.
Nobody knows. Me? I know. And I'm letting you know, don't let you be brainwashed next. Hitler tried to take over the world by killing. Not Eugene. He knows what it takes. And he's doing it well.
So don't fall in his trap! If you already have, there may be no hope for you, but it's ok, don't worry, there's still plenty of people Eugene hasn't hit yet. Eugene, by the way, is not 24 years old.
Who knows how old he is...he will probably live forever or at least another long time because he's got quite a fire of life burning in him that won't give up until he has the world in his hands.
So please, take this into consideration. I am pleading for you to watch out.
OH and ONE LAST THING - Justin's hypnotisy...There is a special code or something that will snap him out of it. Anything will do it, but it's nothing basic. It's a series of words, I know that much, and a few actions that will snap him out of it. I have not met the man yet, but if you or anyone else you know does, test anything...whisper into his ear something random like "Ten choo choo trains hopped over an elephant's toe". Or maybe licking his ring finger's knuckle. Only Bobbie knows it, and if Justin's spell is ever broken, Eugene's plan is gone.
So I urge you, think about this. There are many details I have overlooked telling you, and I could go on forever describing this, but I must stop before Eugene finds me and gets me. Don't let him get you.
--Emily, FuManSkeeto Forum
