Tafadhali

Tafadhali, 22, is the leader of the pack. And why is that, you might be asking? Because she's me. Well, my online persona, which is to me what military music is to music. Basically, we have similar personalities, but she has a totally different past, different friends, and a different appearance. Yeah. Isn't that always the way it is?

Tyler Davies

Tyler, 22, is Tafadhali's friend from college. Rumor has it that there is something going on between the two of them, but Ty insists that they're really just good friends.

Tyler: When did I do that?

Shut up, Tyler.

Menandra DuBois

Menandra, 28, the oldest of our motley group, works for the Big Man himself, Satan, in his corporation Demons Inc. She's been working there for three years, in the Vengeance Spells department. She specializes in nasty infections and spontaneous combustion. Before she landed this job, she had a short stint as official bitch to Tafadhali. She needed the money.

Mephistopheles

Mephistopheles, 19, is one of the newest hires at Demons Inc. and Menandra is his mentor. Of course, they are screwing like rabbits.

Enda Mirangue

Enda, 16, is Tafadhali's younger sister. She truly is an idiot and has no right to be MSTing anything, but she sticks to Taf like glue. There's no getting rid of her. Save me.