Hey, hows everything? Can't talk long, been going without sleep, up for i think 19 and 1/2 hours now (fun). Anyway, I just wanted to show everybody the new banner I intend to put up.

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Oh yea by the way Alexis is sick and I just wanted to tell her to get better. So hope you get better Alexis.

Anyway, I am finally awake and and Yosen just added to the bet. He just bet $20!! Wow these people are going to pay my way through college. College, the soon to come fun days. Well, till next time.

Its been a long time since I update this site, 41 days I think. Like the site, the bet has also become convulsed. To my knowledge the bet has been up to $120, Josh uped his to $20, and Paul bet $20, as did Ali. Not so long ago Ali and Blaine gave me a new nick name that shows their confidence in me, "Po" Anurag "No Ass" Mohanty. Yea, they have a lot of confidence in me. Anyway Blaine has been sick for the last week and we all think that he is dying ( I hope so (sorry Blaine)). I'll be back soon with another update and hopefully will find something interesting to say.

THE IS NOW UP TO $55!!!Yes, Alexis has up in $20, Juan (Super Cow ::erescate::) has put in $10 and Joshua has put in $5. All of them are on Blaine's side. We are trying to get as many people to put in money as possible. Bill the Penguin might put in $30 on my side (yes, he has a lot of confidence in me). Alexis, Bill does exist!!! And the pictures will be up as soon as my brother brings them home. Now on to the news.

There was a great headline on the Onion this week, it read Starving Third World Masses Warned Against Evils Of Contraception. There wa also a great quote about whether or not preemptive-strikes are justifiable. Craig Utrecht says "Preemptive strikes are a dicey proposition. How about a test strike on Spain, to see how that goes?"

That's about it for this week, but tune in next week for Albert the 200 pound, three legged cat.

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A new bet has been made, Last night me and Blaine made a bet. The winner gets $20. The conditions are whether or not I can get a girl-friend in the next 5 five years. I said that I will not be able to, and Blaine said I could. If you wanna bet on a side, just send me an e-mail with your name and the side that you are on.

Today Blaine and I were taking a AP Biology test, and we finished early. Since we sit next to each other, we found that we could just write to each other and not distrub he others who were still taking the test. So this is the conversation that we had this afternoon:

( Noise coming from a book-bag opening)

Hey, it’s been days since I’ve done this. Last few days (as in 10) days have been hectic, due to program changes in school. And so because of that I haven’t been able to update this website as much as I would have wanted.

This Friday was great, got to make a new friend who is really kewl. That day we (Blaine, Alexis and I) took the 4 train to Blaine’s house, “its pretty close, only a 7 minute walk,” he said. I think it was more like a fifteen-minute walk, which disabled my walking for the rest of the weekend. Anyway when we got to his house, we laid down our stuff and went to shoot some pool. Blaine and I taught Alexis to play pool, and in the end she beat me 6 to 1 (HER 6 TO MY 1). I don’t remember exactly what comment Blaine made, but it resulted in him being chased down by Alexis, and so that’s how my weekend ended, I think I’ll play pool more often now.

     Welcome to NiteTime, to start things off, I exhort you to not read the rest of this crap (just kidding). Now with that corny joke aside, we can get down to business. My name is Anurag, and I am the founder of NiteTime. I am elated over NiteTime, which is my long awaited homepage. On this page you can find find all the info you would ever want to know about me (in the who am I section). This site also contains some great links freshly picked by yours truly, if you have any good underground links, please email me.. Mostly this site will be used for my art, but not all of it is up yet, but it will be.

     One of the main reasons that I have this website up is so that other people can see my web-design skill and hopefully hire me to build their websites. If you are one of those people please email me.

     Another big reason that this website is up is to provide freelance artists who want to post their art up or just people who want their art on the internet. To have your art put up, just email me the picture with your name, the name of the artist and the name of the artwork, maybe even some extra info if you want.

     I would like to thank the people who made this site possible, starting with my friend David. He spent time teaching me web design when no other would. He is also getting married soon (Yay). Next I would like to thank my friend Menwa, the one who inspired me to take control, and make web pages for pleasure and profit. He is now working on COTRM (Children Of The Ring Master) and trying to make a name for himself in the web-design field.

     If your perspicacious eyesight hasn't noticed this webpage has some words in bold, those words are for my Legal Outreach SAT Prep program. Just wanted to opine that for those who didn't notice or didn't know why it was bold. Sorry if this seems somewhat problematic, but it had to be done, or else mine would have ended up like the rest of the monotonous stories. Just to tell you readers, I am simpering like an idiot due to this task. Now I am being serious and telling you to not read the rest of this if you are not my writing teacher due to the fact that it will become really boring, really fast. If you aren't my verbal instructor and you are reading this then hopefully the boredom will impair your sight and you will have learned your lesson.

Guess what kids, its time for a story that isn't trite:

     Once upon a time there were three little paradoxes, their names were Moe, Curly and Larry. Each paradox had its own different enigmatic personality. Moe was a strident and diffident ( don't ask me how, but that is just how he was). Curly was as wise as a sage, but usually said nothing but cursory thing about his superficial life. Larry was a frugal man, who never gave away a penny, but was somehow the most punctilious about giving things away of all of them. If all you astute readers haven't noticed these people are very eccentric. Now, lets daub this story with a little bit of turgid excitement. The scene is Brooklyn Law School, and the three were there on a grad-school visit. They entered the building, looking up high at the ceiling as if it was the center of the universe. Their slow approach to the sign in desk made the resilient security guard  infer (correctly) that these three paradoxes were insane.

"Please sign in and show id," said the guard. The three looked at each other restively and then turned to the security guard.

" We're sorry but we don't have any id and we don't know how to write, but we are catholic. We swear on our chinny chin chin," said the catholic trio. "You may have heard of us, people call us the Paradox Brothers, we are eminent."

"We just came to get edified," added in Curly.

"That doesn't make it any better, now you are in an even worse situation, now you can't come in due to your manifest stupidity, which poses an ominous threat to the building. If you try to enter then I'll have to shackle you and put you in the paddy wagon," replied the guard. Then he left his work post and picked up the troublesome brothers and emancipated them from the building permanently. The guard took pleasure in this action since he thought that they were very abrasive. If you haven't noticed this guard wasn't very lenient towards the brothers.

     That day there was a lot of pollen in the air and Larry was very allergic to pollen and just happened to breathe some in. All of a sudden Larry's lungs ballooned until it almost cracked his ribs. Larry had contracted this from his mother. Moe quickly pulled out a bottle of medicine prescribed for Larry. Before he could give to Larry he had to read the elaborate instructions, since they hadn't ever use it (in Paradox Land there is no pollen). The bottle said that in a dire situation to use the entire bottle. Curly brought the water, and Moe fed him the pills, after a half hour, Larry was back to his normal self. By then it was already night, and they went to McDonalds, there they had a repast. The apple pie was sweet and saccharine. The meal was very sedate, nobody said even a single word. At the end of the meal, they went to a near by park and picked a spot to camp out.

"You know, I feel that we should just abolish our hopes to get an education," said Larry.

"No, we made a promise and can't renege on it," stated Curly.

"Then what do we do? Huh," asked Moe. The rest of this conversation isn't really important. It took the paradoxes two hard years, but in those years, they acquired new friends, and then even got into Brooklyn Law School thanks to the help they received from Legal Outreach. When they first entered the Law School, they weren't rude to the guard, instead they were very polite to him and made him feel very low for being mean to them.

THE END