| This(^) is Bekah, my Doberman.
She is very spoiled. She gets a whole roast or chicken every week
and a half. My mother feeds the dog better than she does the rest
of my family. Fortunately, Bekah isn't as sadistic as Kitty(®).
Bekah's hobbies include: bumming food from the table and wherever
any other humans that dwell along with me eat, drinking from the toilet,
chasing squirrels, going on walks, and following my mother around. |
This(^) is Kitty, my cat. He
is evil. he likes to attack the back of your leg when you're just
walking, minding your on business. His front paws are declawed but
he can still inflict great amounts of bodily harm on you. Some of
his hobbies include: biting legs, chewing on wet hair(mine especially),
eating fish food, drinking water from the faucet, and laying in the middle
of the street at night. I think my cat was abused in his childhood,
that could explain the evilness. We got him used though. |