PG- For slight homosexuality, and the word DAMN!!! Muahahahaha!
Maxie sits at his desk. "Urg, today is soooo boring..." he looks at his laptop. He typed an IM to Archie. It reads: Why aren't our men having an argument today?!?
Archie replies: It's 'Be Nice To Your Enemy Day!' I sent you an egg, chocolates, a plushie, a picture, a drawing and a cute adorable Spheal!
"God! It's worse than I thought,"
"Delivery for a 'Maxie of Team Magma'"
"This is him,"
"Here you go,"
The deliveryman hands him the package, and an adorable Spheal.
"Mr.Archie told me to tell you to 'Stay purtty you sweet sexay thang,"
Maxie slams the door. His faces goes beat red, his eyes bigger than dinner plates.
"I would think this 'tis a nice day master! Not considering the homosexuality of your friend sir," the adorable Spheal smiled.
"You talk?!!"
"Yessir!"
"My God. Hmm, maybe I'm just dreaming... Could you pinch me?"
"Yes Sir!!"
The Spheal pinches him.
"Yeeow! Damn, it's all real! Hmm, maybe it will go away tomarrow..."
TOMARROW!!
"Ahh," Maxie yawns.
"Ahh," the adorable Spheal yawns.
"Well, calling you 'adorable Spheal' is kinda tiring...I got it! You are now Hank!" Maxie proclaimed
"Ah yes, nice good ole' Southern United States country name!" Hank grinned.
Archie pops up in his underpants at the end of the bed.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!" Maxie screamed, "It burns!!!!! My eyes!!!!!"
"What?! I'm muscular and not all that hairy! Actually alot of Anime people don't have much body hair, but anyway. What's so bad?!" Archie looked confused.
"We're enemies and you want a love life with me!"
The two then go down stairs for breakfast.
"Hmm, strange happenings these days," Hank sighed.