'Evening folks. Have a seat, the investigation is about to begin. Let me ask you, how many of you ever wondered how pearls are made? Why we get get eye crispies in the morning? Why the water fountain water from outside your room tastes like fifty year old water drenched in sweaty t-shirts!!?? Well, dear friends, we are gathered here today..........We are here today....to discover why certain animals do what they do; Why socks smell the way they smell! And, why Tim Ho wears the same thing when his closets at home are filled with an incalculable number of unworn clothes! This, is where it all begins....pay attention.
