I've been experimenting with mock articles ever since I sent something to Ecchi Attack. My article was declined, and I harbor no ill will towards them, as it _was_ a short article. Probably too short (and possibly not filled with enough jokes about women with penises) for them to run. So, I decided to create a bunch of articles based on... well, gibberish, to see if I could create anything enlightening or entertaining. The results are up to you.
Oh yeah, and there's nudity and sexual situations here too.
The first article is rather old. It was a basic review of an old SNES game called Metal Marines that caught my attention for a month or three. Here's the article:
Metal Marines: The Review
The second was an homage to Toastyfrog's Thumbnail Theater for his ToastyZine. I never sent it to him because it was both incomplete by the time it was due for entry in his Megaman issue. Here's the article:
Megaman X Thumbnail Theater
I became obsessed with a pornographic Street Fighter variant known as Strip Fighter 2 that popped up on the Turbo Graphx 16. It's pretty lame and there's no story behind it (or at least, no manual to GIVE what little story it might have), so I got to wondering, just HOW might the story mode for such a game have turned out? Well, it got out of hand. Some of the pictures are altered to make it more interesting and to repeat, THE STORY IS PROBABLY NOT THE SAME AS THE ONE STRIP FIGHTER 2 HAD.
Warning: It keeps failing to load one thumbnail when I first load it up on my computer, but reload usually brings it up.
Here's the article:
Strip Fighter 2: The Story
I originally came up with a mock article for Ecchi Attack, but it was too short, and I thought they wouldn't bother with it.
So, here it is: The Shocking Revelation Article!
Hentai... With WORDS?!
This is from an aborted attempt at one of those Look-a-like webpages. I came up with the idea, but then, I realized that many of those pages require with active participation on the reader's part or inventive creation on my part and I've already got an assload of things I can barely keep track of.
LOOK-A-LIKES!?
As if you hadn't already noticed, I begin a lot of stuff I never complete. In some cases, like AGNERVUE, I can never technically BE complete until time ends. In others, I get started, I get bored, I quit working on it. Occassionally, I'll stop and return to a forgotten project simply to finish it up. This is one where I had stuff to contribute, but it died with a computer over two years ago. Here's my short webcomic, started in 2000 and ending in August of 2001, Chaos RPG. (P.S., if I get the urge, I may restart this bad boy, but don't hold your breath.)
Chaos RPGThis is an 8 part webcomic I made about Seanbaby and how I'd likely react if I ever met him in real life.
And if you don't know who Seanbaby is, you need to go HERE to begin regaining your lost levels of cool.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Ranma 1/2 Fiancee Showdown
If you've looked at a website (like the one in front of your eyes), you've probably heard about Ranma 1/2 and the nearly endless debate as to who is the best fiancee. Well, TharzZzDunN and I got into a somewhat heated debate over whether Nabiki or Ukyou was better and well... I decided to make a webpage to point out the unbiased flaws and advantages of all of the listed female fiancees who've been in Ranma Saotome's pants.
Coming someday, My Obsession with VG and Dating Service for the Lost and Forgotten!!
