June 27th, 2001
Yes, I know that I haven't updated for a while. There's a perfectly good reason for it. I simply have been having the same dreams (or no dreams at all) for the past couple of weeks. They've all had to do with either getting married or working at Target, and it would have been really redundant to talk about them every day. Anyway, I had a perfectly original dream last night, so here goes...
I dreamed that I was in an outlet mall (maybe the 'Outlets at Albertville' or something) and I was looking at old video games. Like old SNES ones. Then it became clear that I was hanging out with a group of rappers. We went back to my house, and it turned out that I was this really super good DJ, and all these rappers were in awe of me. Boy, could I spin those discs! I was using my feet, hands, elbows, whatever. It was really cool.
June 14th, 2001
Well, I've been having kind of a dry spell lately in terms of this website, mainly because a lot of my friends are either coming home from college or having graduation parties, and I'm subsequently drinking a lot of pop... which means I don't have memorable dreams, for some reason. Well, yeah. Here's an especially weird one for you though, to make up for it.
I had a dream that I was on the run from some sort of demonic menace, of which I had no clue as to its appearance. I remember being on a train and looking out the window, seeing a large field rushing by. Eventually I reached a city that had been totally burned up. All the skyscrapers were gutted and the metal was bent and burned. It was in the middle of this city that the demon had begun to prowl, growling and swooshing his black cape around menacingly. I rushed to hide in one of the burned out buildings, and I discovered another person who was hiding. It was a rodent woman with dark brown eyes and light gray fur dressed in robes that made her look like some sort of priest. I felt sorry for her, so I gave her the book that I had been carrying that detailed how to defeat the monster.
June 8th, 2001
Alright, so last night I had a dream that I wanted to be a doll maker. So I went to the craft store and picked up a whole bunch of doll heads (plastic, porcelean, etc.) and I had a house full of them. It was creepy.
Then I also had this other dream that I was at a store with Jill and Katy, and we were feverishly trying on clothes in order to make the perfect outfit. For what, I don't know, but I remember that I had a sequined tank top/tube top and a really neat skirt, and it was all really cheap :)
June 6th, 2001
Last night I had a dream that I was at the Dairy Queen on Central Avenue with Kevin and Mikel. It was taking the people a long time to make our food, so I went into the back and made the food myself. When we left the Dairy Queen, we ended up walking through what seemed like a very very old and decrepit industrial area. All the buildings were red brick and were falling apart. The whole area was totally abandoned, and the street under our feet was completely clean.
I also had another super duper weird and zany dream. I was driving along the highway, and I had to stop to pick up food. I stopped in a town that looked very happy and cheery. Then a little boy ran up to me (he looked like Webster from the TV show). Anyway, he looked like he was afraid of something. I guess I had ended up in a scary daycare place run by Adolf Hitler.
June 4th, 2001
Yeah, I had a really disjointed dream last night, due to a very disjointed day at work... Well, I dreamt that I was walking around Northtown mall, but everything was shrouded in plastic curtains and it was dark. It was like they were remodeling everything at the same time. However, the shoe store was open, and inside were a few of the girls I work with. Then, suddenly, I was in Greg's car. We stopped at a gas station, which was dark inside. The guy working there was staring at us as we walked in. The station was filled to the brim with racks upon racks of sweatshirts. We were asked to sit down, and a group of really weird people forced us to play poker with them.
June 1st, 2001
Well, last night I dreamt that I went to work, dressed as Sandy from Grease, only it was from the end of the movie where she's dressed all slutty and stuff. Everyone was staring at me, and Mr. Kranz, who happened to work there, thought I was nuts. Then I was embarrassed, so I went into the clearance department to try and find a new costume, and there I found Abby dressed as a hobo.
May 31st, 2001
I guess I've been watching too much Friends lately... Last night I dreamt that Ross from the show was in my basement with me, and we were sitting on this ugly orange couch that we have stored down there. I don't remember much, but I got the impression that he wanted to sleep with me. Ah, blissful...
I also had this other short dream about being on some sort of German womens' sports team (like rugby or something weird like that.) The other women were about twice my size and really scary.
May 30th, 2001
I had this disgusting dream last night and I don't know why, maybe cuz I was up until 2 and hadn't eaten dinner. Anyway, I was running around in the street in front of my house, and noticed a dog sitting in my yard. It seemed to be crying. When I got over to it, I noticed a big wound in its side, near its stomach. It wasn't bleeding, but it was so big that you could see inside the dog's body. I went into my house and grabbed a bunch of band-aids, then closed the wound with them. The dog licked me in the face and then I woke up.
May 28th, 2001
I was riding a bus home from downtown, and had almost fallen asleep, when I realized that the bus had turned around suddenly and was heading back towards the city. I quickly got off the bus, and then became aware that I was totally by myself. There were no people anywhere. I soon realized that it was because a huge frickin' monster was roaming the area. It was at that point that I discovered my consciousness was residing in the body of Link from the Legend of Zelda series. I was fully equipped with sword, shield, and cute little green tunic outfit, but it wasn't enough to fight the beast (which, in fact, I could never quite get a good look at). I raced towards my house and rushed inside, only to find myself in Marni's room. There was a small fire burning in one corner, and a mirror in another corner. I hid in an empty corner, but was soon trapped inside by the beast. It got closer and closer, until a tiny magic being appeared and blessed me with a magic cape that would deflect fire. Every time the beast spit fire, the fireballs would be deflected back at it. When it was stunned I rushed outside and ran across the street to hide in a tree... and then woke up.
May 27th, 2001
I was sitting in my living room, playing with my dog. The entire cast of the TV show Friends were busy eating and talking around my dining room table. Ross came up to me and said that he needed help finding a birthday present for Rachel. I thought for a minute, then told him that he should get her a jungle for her birthday. He thought it was a good idea. So we rented out a large garage and filled it with every sort of tropical plant and animal we could find. We even found out how to make it rain indoors, to make it more authentic. I had a large bag of gummy fruit snacks, and was eating from it when Rachel discovered her birthday present.